978 Forum Posts by "dark-knight-link"
At 8/8/07 07:03 AM, Russ3ll wrote: The people with the high post counts say no, so I'm siding with them.
I think you're on to something.
Also, no.
If it's porn, THEN it's stealing.
"Your Brain is 33% Female, 67% Male"
At 8/8/07 07:32 AM, The-Great-One wrote:At 8/8/07 07:29 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: When I asked it if you where gay it said "All signs point to yes"Wow. Not original man. Just throw out the gay joke. At least McJesus was funny. Come on a gay joke. You'd have to be the first. Here is your trying award.
Fine. *throws a pie in your face*
Classic.
When I asked it if you where gay it said "All signs point to yes"
At 8/6/07 03:41 PM, BennetVella wrote: Let's be honest with ourselves. Womens would be nothing wihtout men.
And men only hold women in high regard (at least 80% of us men) for sex.
=/ Correct mah if I'm wrong?
Women would be nothing without men? Where'd you get such a dumb idea?
Yay! We're fucked!
Wait... that's news?
At 8/4/07 12:07 AM, Lagatag wrote: Oh GOD, I'm bleeding out of my eyes.
OH SHIT, HE POPPED A VEIN!
WE NEED SURGICAL...
SCREW IT! JUST RUN!!!
You must become a part of 57 gay orgys.
I drempt about Tom once.
He has arms the size of tree trucks and a cock the size of... well it's larger then his arms...
And then you took out a big dildo and ask Tom to engage in forbidden love, but he puched you in the face and you caught on fire from the hawtness that is Tom's arm?
Am I right?
I bet you 50 bucks Wade hid his gambling money in that thing!
At 7/27/07 11:05 PM, dumassstudios wrote:At 7/27/07 11:03 PM, dark-knight-link wrote:And this hot daughter will have large, supple breasts with nipples the size of dinner plates, and will partake in 5 or 7 lesbian orgys a day!dude, have you ever had a girlfriend
It could happen!
Dide, have you ever heard of sarcasam?
At 7/27/07 10:47 PM, neonwelp wrote: tom fulp will give birth to a hot ass daughter with slim battle armor who will kill her father to claim the throne of newgrounds!!
(...it could happen.)
And this hot daughter will have large, supple breasts with nipples the size of dinner plates, and will partake in 5 or 7 lesbian orgys a day!
It could happen!
That's amiture compared to NG.
95% of NG users came here for the gay porn... then actually came to it...
I know I did.
At 7/27/07 10:53 PM, azteca89 wrote:At 7/27/07 10:51 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:Oh NOW you tell me.At 7/27/07 10:48 PM, azteca89 wrote: But when I cut grass I never get money.Why is that?Marijuana is illegal.
Wait... Marijuana is illegal?
OH SHI-
Here as a quote for you...
"Damn elves, stole my rupees again!"
"Did you take the nessary procautions?"
"Yea, I put half of them in consiptuious pots, and hid the other half out in the tall grass."
"He didn't find the ones in the grass too? I mean the ones in the pots yes..."
"We're dealing with a professional here, Bob."
Damn it, Ron. Get with the times. All the other mods have evolved to Ban Hammers.
POKEMANS!!! XD
For some serious lulz, go to Zelda Universe!
Do it.
They hacked Zelda Universe!
Not that I care, but this means they might try to hack my faverote Zelda site.
They already tryed to hack The Hylia.
Well, the government obvously dosn't care. If they did they could have caught the teenagers by now.
At 7/27/07 09:26 PM, bigbadron wrote:At 7/27/07 09:24 PM, dark-fox wrote: just what i expected,thats actually my last name...no, unlike you and your bald scalp,i get real human females.man, how do you people keep finding out about my personal life that i never talk about on the internet? do you people hate me that much that you stalk me?
They stalk you for a- wait... Ban stick? I though it was a ban hammer...
Tell your mod freinds to make up their minds...
Man, it would be gold if you dropped to level 1!
That's your cue, Tom!
At 7/17/07 10:11 PM, Sinvader wrote:At 7/17/07 07:56 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Hopefully drugs will be legal some day.Yes, and that way all the disgusting retards in the world will die instantly from over-drinking/needling/smoking.
Most people stop drinking once they are 21...
At 7/22/07 03:30 AM, elementell wrote:At 7/22/07 03:28 AM, seruvath wrote: what is your favorite fap theme? lez, mmf, fab, sm, cp, tom, wade,????i dont know what alot of those things mean but im going with loli
I think you're on to something...
Tie him down. Then slowly remove each, individual toe nail, giving about an hours time in between each one. Then, slowey cut up the exposed skin with a jagged, rusty butter knife. Make sure your butter knife is at a really, really hot tempeture, as to help clotting and increace pain. This will help make sure he dosn't bleed to death. Then, take a large tub full of salt and push his feet into it. This will heal the wounds, but at the same time, hurt like hell. Do the same with his fingers.
Then, slowly make one inch cuts using your hot butter knife all over his body, face and all. Don't mess with his eyes or ears, let him hear and see everything that's happining to him. Don't let him bleed too much, or he will pass out. Then pour more salt all over his body.
Then you give his ass a nasty anal rape to the point where it's raw and bleeding and then you leave him to continue his suffering untill tomorrow, where he is ready for another course.
Do this for as many days as nessery.
Then after a few months, don't worry about fear, by now he's probally aready begging for death. Start a chainsaw and give him a false sence of security, then stop it and continue untill all will to live has left his body and he dies naturally.
Oh, and force-feed and water him. That kind of death is no fun.
Either that wasn't true, or your wedding cake was tiny.
At 7/22/07 06:38 AM, UberKuri wrote: Anyone spot my dick? It's riiight in the middle of the picture.
You couldn't even see your dick in a photograph if the camra was right up on it.
