You're calling him selfish? My god, you're an asshole. The person who killed him or herself was probably desperate like fuck. Wanted to end his or her life fast. And trust me, a train riding over your ass kills you fast.

Stop being such a cunt and respect the dead you fucking asshole.

Bring a gag ball with you in class and look at her suggestively whilst showing it.

Just do all these sexually frustrated teens a favor and at least make up some sex details.

This is why you never give beggars money but you buy the food or whatever for them.

At 10/9/08 01:13 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 10/9/08 06:46 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Ok, so I was browsing the store and decided I need a penicorn.

I really don't see how anyone comes to this conclusion.

It's a horse. With a penis on it's head. Like an unicorn. But with a penis. PENIS ON HEAD. P. E. N. I. S.

At 10/9/08 09:03 AM, Fyndir wrote: For comparison purposes I tried the same with a single penicorn, and the most expensive shipping rate was $25.95, so the more you buy the cheaper they can ship it, so the less the shipping is in comparison to the cost of the items.

Well, I already realised this. However, I have no friends as geeky as me who are even remotely interested in NG merchandise, so doing a big order with them is out of the question. And I'm a college student with only a little bit of money so it's out of the question for me to order more than just a penicorn and perhaps some stickers. Also, due to me not having a lot of money, 25 bucks is pretty much a night out clubbing, so I think I'll rather spend it on liquor than on some shipping costs.

At 10/9/08 08:49 AM, Fyndir wrote: You mean it costs money to ship things over 3000 miles?

Fucking outrageous, Tom is clearly a sellout bastard.

That's not what I meant. Of course I knew it'd have shipping costs, but 25 dollars is more than the item I want to buy, so that's not worth it in any way.

That's a virus. I suggest you format your computer and reinstall everything. That shit'll fuck you computer up otherwise.

At 10/9/08 08:43 AM, MemoryCard wrote: You cock blocking jerk.

He jus' trying to get sum poosay

You're just asking for someone to ram a cock up your ass, aren't you?

Ok, so I was browsing the store and decided I need a penicorn. I filled in what country I live in and it's costing me 25 dollars to ship a penicorn which costs 15 dollars to my country. No offence, I love NG and I love the penicorn plush, but no plush is worth 40 dollars (even though dollars aren't worth shit right now). Therefore I decided not to get it.

Discuss.

At 10/9/08 05:46 AM, 7384-9809 wrote:

At 10/9/08 04:29 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: How old are you in 7th grade?

I think you would have to be 11 or 12 years old to be in the 7th grade.

Shit, that's way too young to be even thinking about that shit yet. Well, perhaps the guys should be fantasizing about sex, but they shouldn't get near it yet for a couple of years.

I say you talk to little asshole and potentially kick his ass. Like citric said, you might lose a friend, but shit like this could fuck her up in the head.

How old are you in 7th grade?

I'm F5ing this guy for a couple of minutes for the good cause.

At 10/8/08 03:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/8/08 03:09 PM, Carmilla wrote: So basically Alastor fucked a Coop girl and he liked it.

Coop girls are fucking hot.

If coop girls are fat, I never want to fuck a skinny girl.

WHat the shitdick is a coop girl? I could probably google it, but I'm afraid of what I might find.

At 10/7/08 05:26 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Oh, so that must be why you got detention and the other guy got away without any punishment. Just face it, he's better than you in every single way.

You're way too cruel, hahaha.

How about you report him for doing grafitti on your locker? Also, you probably have the real log saved on your computer, show it to the principal.

Outside of a bar when I drank too much during the Europian Football Championship (we had won, k?).

At 10/4/08 10:30 AM, JC1playa wrote:

At 9/30/08 05:10 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: When the hell did beer games become a sport? Seriously, when the shit did this happen?

Yesterday, about the same time you discovered that you love balls slapping your behind.

Just for your information, I have known I love balls slapping my behind for at least two years and 4 months now.

At 10/3/08 04:26 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 10/3/08 03:53 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 10/3/08 03:46 AM, poxpower wrote: Posting porn while browsing the forum drunk...

so i can get away with it?!

yes im completely wasted right now

DAMN IT POX....answer me!!!!

He did six minutes ago. Hur.

You don't know shit about stress son. Having the privilege of having to time to make appointments with friends? Fuck, I hardly have the time to bloody do that. Go fuck yourself with a rake, kid.

At 10/3/08 01:18 AM, Josh wrote: I walked out of GameStop with a Sega Dreamcast one night of drinking.

You always walked out of a candy shop with your pockets full of candy and got arrested you twat.

Dickwad, titface, bitchtits.. so many choices :(

I believe there is plenty to love about life. Stop being a bitter old man and start living you twat.

Get an education?

Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen. I mean, fuck, she's perrrrrrfect!

I actually don't enjoy tit sucking perse. However, I love groping and just laying my head on or between them. Of course nipple licking is fun, but not for me, it's fun because she likes it, not because I enjoy it. With the groping and laying my head down though, I suppose we both enjoy it.

When the hell did beer games become a sport? Seriously, when the shit did this happen?

At 9/29/08 11:36 AM, Fyndir wrote:

At 9/29/08 11:15 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:

At 9/29/08 11:12 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: And Fyndir will remove your front teeth all the same.

Because we all know you can harm people physically through a bunch of tubes.

If you signed up in 04 you can.

People who signed up before, or after, 04 can't though.

But can you also physically pleasure someone through the tubes? If so, I'm all alone tonight stud.

My first date with my current girlfriend was bloody a bit bad. I was REALLY nervous because I digged her badly, I was her first real date and I didn't want to scare her off. I invited her to come see Saw and saw 2 with me, because she hadn't seen them yet, wanted to see them badly, and I was like, awesome, gruesome movies, come on and hold me baby.
But yeah, anyway, I was nervous as hell. We were sitting in my room, on the bed watching the movie and there was this gaping distance between the two of us. So I sneakily tried to get closer and closer to her and at the end of the movie she was laying down on my shoulder and shit. Well, I wanted to make out with her during the movie, but I didn't want to ruin the movie for her, so when the movie stopped and the credits rolled in I came up with the cheesiest line ever "Y'know, I've been wanting to this all night" and start kissing her and shit.
Worst part is, I was really nervous and she keeps telling me I played it cool, she didn't notice I was nervous and I was adorable. But yeah, that was almost two years ago now.

Not really a bad date, just haven't had any worse yet.

At 9/29/08 11:25 AM, disingenuous wrote: I didn't say he was hilarious, but I still think he's good looking. Sue me.

Usually I can tell when a guy is attractive up to the point that women must be attracted to them, but this guy I don't understand. His face is incredibly long. Like seriously very long.

At 9/29/08 11:12 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: And Fyndir will remove your front teeth all the same.

Because we all know you can harm people physically through a bunch of tubes.