Jason from Friday the 13th. I hate the costume and it cost too much. Halloween is nothing more than a shitty holiday where rip of shops make money from overpriced costumes. I intend to get as drunk as possibly to try and rectify this in my own mind.

Aye, it is indeed one of the worst holidays of them all. However, it does mean it's nearly christmas. Spiderman costume was too expensive so I settled for Jason from Friday the 13th. It looks shit and it was still too much money... If any of you are in Newcastle on Friday feel free to come by the way. Most of my main mates are barred from the flat so I've settled for a few half mates and a girl I barely know who I want to get friendly with under the influence. I probably know most of you more than these people so your all more than welcome to come.

At 10/27/09 09:58 AM, wreckages wrote: working till 9 on halloween night and having to be in at 11am the sunday after isn't going to stop be going to a halloween party

Were having one at the flat so I had to buy a stupidly expensive costume. Gonna drink myself to death come Halloween to make me feel better about it. Speaking of that, a couple of the guys from the flat upstairs eventually forced one of there roommates out. She was a horrible person and there going out celebrating tonight, along with our flat :D

At 10/26/09 11:04 AM, citricsquid wrote: shawshank redemption made me cry

You sir, are a real man.

I think I heard it on the Shawshank Redemption when Andy's doing everyone's tax returns.

At 10/23/09 01:47 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Oh, guess who's dressing up as Spider-Man for Halloween :D

Oh and I am soooo getting this.

Oh, guess who's dressing up as Spider-Man for Halloween :D

Happy birthday to you fine, fine people.

At 10/3/09 07:28 PM, Jon-86 wrote: - Is one of your mates cleaning you or holding you at arms length for fear of what you might do next?
- Is that beer or water or something else spilt over your trousers?
-Are you eating nan bread their?

Sorry for the delayed reply. I got drunk and ended up in Leeds so I'm currently crashing on my understanding aunties floor and after a hearty nights sleep I'm back online for a little while. Unfortunatley the response to all three of those questions is "I don't remember".

Also I've got a beautiful story to document for you all when I can next be bothered involving a drunken girl waking me up, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of whiskey and an unused condom. I really can't decide whether I love my life or want to kill myself :P

Weekend time. If anyones in Newcastle and wants to come drink feel free. I've got an empty flat, a few mates, a tv and a laptop. Might be heading into town afterwards as well. Excellent.

Well this was news to me earlier today. I was given the option of hiding them from the world by the kind people who took them, fuck that. It happened, let the world enjoy it.

Got my overdraft through six days ago so I've been blowing it on drink and women of the night.

Ever cleaned up vomit while horribly hungover, I have. I haven't had the balls to ask anyone in my flat exactly what happened last night, just know that I threw up my chicken tika in three different rooms and passed out. Woke up with my arm bleeding and bruises everywhere.

Gonna curl into a ball and die in my bed watching Black Books.

sHIT BASTARDING FUCKER (sorry for the caps) woke up with a hooker with no memory if the night before, sttill fairly drunk, . just talked to glat mate though and she said nothing bad happened. glad i have no lecturres today, ranf my sister at 8 am to expllain shit and tell hher to not get into the same lifestyle as me. ragn mates wgo had no memory of drinking with me, probsbly got i dontnt drink with them.w T9kemto go to bed and hope this was all a dream.

Ah, only in Uni can you go out and get shitface drunk on a Tuesday night. I'm sure something about a few quiet drinks where mentioned, I'm several cans down and have just bought half a bottle of vodka and some cheap energy drinks. Time to get started :D

What is this, 2006?

At 9/28/09 12:36 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 9/28/09 12:27 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Bought a dongle today so I've got the internet for at least the next three months in my flat. Uni's great, although I'm blowing far too much money on pointless and useless crap.

How is uni? Dipping your willy in the freshers fanny?

Not to mention more beer and whiskey than can surely be healthy. I had to get an overdraft the other day.

Sam, if you lived in proper Newcastle I would soooooooooo take you out tonight.

D

Actually no I wouldn't, cos I've just realised that the servers STILL FUCKING DOWN.

Bought a dongle today so I've got the internet for at least the next three months in my flat. Uni's great, although I'm blowing far too much money on pointless and useless crap.

Sam, if you lived in proper Newcastle I would soooooooooo take you out tonight.

Back online for a little while, had to print some crap off in the library and figured I'd check out what's been happening over here... Very little it would seem. Freshers week is excellent, constant drinking for days on end. Roll on when courses start mind and I can see exactly what Uni's gonna be like for the next three years.

Been an eventful few days, a mate got took to hositpal in an ambulance on a night out, I ran after some chinese people asking for help and they thought I was a mugger. Drank myself to death on my birthday on Saturday, started at 2ish in the afternoon ended at 5 in the morning.

Got stuff to do anyway, I love you all oh so much. Hows tricks people?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lISA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GOD BLESS YOU THID FAY

I'd be up for this but it would take me about a week before I could start. I'm going to Uni tomorrow morning and therefore will be sort of up and down for the next few days. If you want it done faster, I understand. If however within a week you haven't found someone, drop me a PM and I'll show you some samples of my past work.

I'd link you to my portfolio but it's down at the minute. (thanks Sam :))

Also, I'd do the full website, every page, for a round $100.

HELLO my name is inglor im a hand of mystery!

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win

At 9/11/09 05:49 PM, kiwi-kiwi wrote:

At 9/11/09 04:43 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:

Sorry Jon, but if worst comes to worst I wanna live with this guy.

I have a cellar full of 15 year old bottles of booze.

Game,s et and mathc. I'll be round in gice :P

At 9/11/09 05:37 PM, Dmabster wrote:

At 9/11/09 05:36 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:

At 9/11/09 05:35 PM, Dmabster wrote: Id probably get the girl i like to like me back

JUST LIKE!?! I would have her addicted to my cock.

I though having her fuck me was understood.

Like love and fucck arw three different comodoties.

At 9/11/09 05:35 PM, Dmabster wrote: Id probably get the girl i like to like me back

JUST LIKE!?! I would have her addicted to my cock.

I would have more alcohol.

That looks like that guy from the matrix and the latter part of matrix reloded.. The guy who sells them out too the agents.

Also from Hardy's twitter.

"Alot of exaggerations are out there today, don't believe everything you read 4 it is not true, I am at home and fine-thanks for your concern"

At 9/11/09 04:37 PM, kiwi-kiwi wrote:

At 9/11/09 04:07 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: It's been twelve hours people. I am going to drink until you damn well wish me happy birthday.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday DannyIsOnFire
Happy Birthday to you

Sorry Jon, but if worst comes to worst I wanna live with this guy.