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Decent iPod touch apps? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Anyone know any good ones, preferably free or cheap because im a tramp.

Response to: boobs >:( Posted September 16th, 2009 in General

At 9/15/09 06:02 PM, Chronamut wrote:
At 9/15/09 06:01 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

and testicles don't have nipples on them :P

Cancerous ones do?

Response to: Forza 3 or Modern Warfare 2? Posted September 16th, 2009 in Video Games

lol, forza.

Response to: Amazing songs you've heard? Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

At 9/6/09 08:19 PM, tweekee wrote:
At 9/6/09 08:17 PM, Danny122 wrote: Boston - More than a feeling
I heard that song on scrubs, I had captions on and it said more than a feeling. I typed it in on youtube and got that song.

Awesome song.

Yeah, boston are immense. Also this is good when accompanied by that exact video, lol.

Response to: Amazing songs you've heard? Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

Boston - More than a feeling

Response to: Gamer kinda sucked Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

They seriously need to make a movie about a pure nerd gamer. What a story that would be...
"Johnny wakes up, turns on the 360, puts in his Gears of War disk. "
Then theres just 2 hours of Gears gameplay and some kid screaming about lag and shit. Epic story and film.

Response to: The 7 Deadly Sins Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

At 9/6/09 07:57 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Wow, I really don't know what your teacher is expecting you to do. Those are still very relevant today.

Anything a person would come up with is just going to be a variation of one of those 7.

I thought the same but managed to come up with a few that people havent said yet
Terrorism
Racism
Sexism (lol)
Waste (Environment and shit)

Response to: District 9 sequel? Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

At 9/6/09 04:27 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I'm not joking. I didn't like it that much. The first 25 or so minutes were just horrendous. I felt like I was watching The Office with aliens. Then it just got pretty stupid when Wilkus started taking out his nails and shit. It wasn't original. It was a complete rip-off of The Fly (which is a great movie btw.) I also found it was amazing how Wilkus managed to escape from a government building just with a fucking scalpel. They would have tranquilized him almost instantly. And then to have broken BACK into the building, steal incredibly valuable materials, and walk away without a scratch just fucking ruined all realism that I had left for that movie.

So basically, your saying this is a bad movie because someone escapes from a Government building without being tranquilized when the majority of the movie is about Aliens living in a Shanty Town in Johannesburg? lol

Response to: District 9 sequel? Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

Should be "The Christopher Johnson Show".

The 7 Deadly Sins Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

As a homework in English (for some strange reason) we were asked to come up with our own versions of the seven original deadly sins ("Lust", "Gluttony", "Greed", "Sloth", "Wrath", "Envy", and "Pride")
We were asked to completely clear those 7 and make up a new set of seven for the world as we know it today. I know some people would think that they would still be the 7 "Deadliest" sins, but they are not allowed.
I would like to know what you guys think are the 7 deadly sins of todays world?

Response to: All nighter... Posted August 14th, 2009 in General

At 8/14/09 12:57 AM, Exodus212 wrote: Porn. Lots of it.

Ive nearly reached my limit, if there is one... lol

All nighter... Posted August 14th, 2009 in General

Its like 6am here and i cba going to sleep. Anyone got any ideas how i can stay awake just sitting here in my room, with no TV or consoles, just a laptop?

Response to: Famous Pedo Almost Died Posted June 25th, 2009 in General

He's been hit by, He's been struck by, A Smooth Criminal...
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

Response to: E-Pussy Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

Short but funny
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: MEGALOLZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Response to: E-Pussy Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

MEGA LOLZ
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Response to: E-Pussy Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup nigg
Stranger: heya
You: wtf, because im blck?
Stranger: good luck next time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Response to: Where is everyone on Sunday? Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

At 6/7/09 06:07 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Sleeping off the hangovers.

Seconded, very bad hangovers.

Response to: Best thing to buy with £14.77? Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

None, give me James.

Response to: Stop fucking stereotyping NG Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

Go back to your basement.

Response to: The Band Wants A Name Change: Vote Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

At 3/7/09 10:34 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: The second name is gay.

Both names are gay.

Response to: So, i have this test. Posted March 5th, 2009 in General

Yeah, but i was really wondering if anyone had done this test and had any idea whats on it..

Response to: UFO! sightings Posted March 5th, 2009 in General

At 3/5/09 02:24 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I once saw tons of UFOs in the park eating bread crumbs...wait a minute!

Me too!

So, i have this test. Posted March 5th, 2009 in General

Yeah, tomorrow i have a physics test. Im absolutely shitting it. I have no idea about most of the stuff on it. Im in Year 10 (England) and im doing the higher tier. Anyone got any suggestions what i need to know?

Response to: record yourself for 60 seconds Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

I got bored of this Dick after about 5 seconds.

Response to: If you could destroy one country? Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

France

Arrogant bastards, nuff said.

Response to: top 10 worst cars of all time Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

We all know this would be in everyones top 10.

top 10 worst cars of all time

Response to: A Hobo In Your Basement Posted February 28th, 2009 in General

At 2/28/09 01:46 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? He looks dead, he's full of lead, Bleeding red onto my bedspread, And he also seems to be missing his head.

that would be my reaction!

WTFPoetry?

Response to: Time Has Been F R O Z E N Posted February 19th, 2009 in General

3. The more rape the better

Response to: My video rental store > than yours. Posted February 19th, 2009 in General

How many times does this place get raided per minute?

Response to: Bored, so i made my very own clock! Posted February 19th, 2009 in General

You sir, are a genious.