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i agree. btw the newly remastered one, is a complete waste of time.

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You're asking me for Inception. I hope you do understand the gravity of that request.

-Inception

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At 1/25/12 06:37 PM, Razz wrote: Giants should've lost to the Patriots last time. That was a fucking fluke and I'm still pissed, I want to see them fucking crush those shitty Giants by a landslide this time. Patriots with a god damn vengeance!

A fucking men to that. so im assuming everyone has heard of the death threats being given to the ravens kicker and the 49ers i think running back? Fucking nonsense...

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In all fair honesty, if she is hot put up with it, if not shoot her out a cannon out of there period

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i guess ppl dont know how to read because at the top of the article i put clear as day that i READ it in an article in no way shape or form did i once say this was me who wrote it. So plz quit with the useless flaming. I know i should have put from where i got it from.

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At 8/13/11 08:51 PM, Chdonga wrote: Yeah, I like Cracked too.

Too bad some of their articles are just bullshit. Like the one where they're saying that the Mr. Fugu episode of Chowder was full of references to fellatio, gay sex, and pedophilia.

yea, that was a horrible art. but the one about Glinda the "good witch" from the Wizard of Oz being the actual villain behind the scene, now that was funny.

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read in an article..

In video games, just like life, there's a certain percentage of people who just need a good punching. The percentage may even be higher in video games, if that's possible.

What makes the offenders on this list even worse is that they reared their ugly heads in what are otherwise some of the best games ever made, making the whole experience just a little worse each time.

#15. Baby Mario from Yoshi's Island
This is an infant version of everyone's favorite plumber who must be protected by Yoshi (that is, you). If the two of them get separated, may God have mercy on your eardrums.

Why he annoyed us:

Did you know that human beings are biologically programmed to find a baby's crying unpleasant? If you answered 'yes', congratulations, you're smarter than Nintendo.

Every time Baby Mario is separated from Yoshi, he bawls his lungs out, releasing one of the most ear-piercing sound effects in video game history. While the relentless crying does prompt the player to urgently recover Baby Mario, it comes at a great price: their sanity. Thanks to him, the mute button quickly becomes an integral part of this gameplay experience.

#14. Miles "Tails" Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic 2 introduces us to Tails, a sidekick who wants to help Sonic save the world. Unfortunately, his ambitions far surpass his abilities.

Why he annoyed us:

On one hand, Tails is a cute, lovable fox. But on the other hand, Tails is good for exactly nothing. Unable to keep up with Sonic's momentum, playing as Tails in the co-op mode is basically a constant struggle to keep the character on-screen.

The computer-controlled version of Tails is no better. Try playing a special stage with Tails as your computer partner and he becomes the digitalized version of every bumbling sidekick in TV sitcom history, crashing into bombs at will. During regular gameplay, when he's not busy dying, Tails has also been known to prematurely activate crumbling platforms and elevators. Worst of all, deep down inside he believes he's helping the entire time, which makes it almost impossible to hate him.

Almost.

#13. Slippy Toad from Star Fox 64
This toad pilot and mechanical genius is a valued member of the Star Fox team. That is, until he opens his mouth, engages in combat, or pretty much does anything.

Why he annoyed us:

You'd think that a toad flying a jet fighter in space would be nothing short of awesome. You'd be wrong. During every mission, Slippy quickly makes himself the most hated member of the Star Fox team by using his high-pitched voice to shout random, useless advice. During combat, his idea of dogfighting seems to be getting trapped by the enemy and bugging Fox to save him.

We're assured during the game that his mechanical expertise makes him invaluable, which must be the only reason he isn't blown out of the sky by friendly fire five seconds after takeoff.

#12. Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4 sends you off to rescue Ashley, the president's daughter. Once you find her, keeping her alive becomes a tedious, full-time job for the rest of the game.

Why she annoyed us:

When will game developers learn that no one enjoys protecting the weak and defenseless? Or even worse, controlling them?

Like Resident Evil 2's Sherry Birkin before her, Ashley's special abilities include being difficult, slowing you down, and making the game less fun. It gets to the point that when Ashley gets recaptured, it's like a weight has been lifted. You can go back to slaughtering mutated Spanish villagers unencumbered. The whole second half of the game revolves around saving Ashley from a parasite implanted in her body that would turn her into an inhuman horror. How many of us were hoping the parasite would take over so we would have an excuse to bombard her with incendiary grenades?

#11. Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
This tactical espionage agent is pretty much the main character in Metal Gear Solid 2, and is not Solid Snake. Not even close.

Why he annoyed us:

Mainly, because he prevents us from playing as the ultra-cool Snake. Instead, we're "treated" to hours upon hours of controlling the effeminate, whiny Raiden. We've never been employed in the spy business, but according to all the research we didn't do, it's industry policy that girly men like this aren't given jobs.

Raiden's unwelcome presence makes him a constant, persistent eyesore. Let us re-emphasize that Metal Gear Solid 2 is still a great game. But Raiden did something we had previously thought impossible: he took the fun out of sneaking up on people and breaking their necks.

#10. Natalya from Goldeneye
James Bond must protect this computer programmer who once worked on the deadly GoldenEye satellite that has been hijacked by terrorists. Her expertise was essential in stopping it from attacking London, which means every bad guy in the game is going to try to shoot her while you, as Bond, must throw yourself in front of their bullets.

Why she annoyed us:

"Ok Natalya, here's the deal. I'll kill all the bad guys and complete the mission objectives. All you have to do is not die and under no circumstances should you step in front of me while I'm shooting. If you get the urge to fire your revolver or type on a keyboard with closed-fists, go right ahead. Just don't die. Think you can handle that?"

No she can't. If James Bond is licensed to kill, Natalya must be licensed to die. She, like the aforementioned Ashley Graham, was born with a rare genetic disorder that disables her instinct for self-preservation.

Natalya also reinforces a double-standard. It's ok for her to ruin James Bond's missions by dying unexpectedly, or bitch at him for icing Boris, her scumbag computer programmer friend. But should we suddenly feel the need to turn on her and unload two RCP-90 clips into her skull, it's considered "wrong" and "misogynist" and "pathological".
#9. John Madden from the Madden Football Series<<<< never played any of the old madden games
This former NFL coach and color commentator has been a mainstay on one of the most popular series of video games of all time. Since the mid-90's when technology allowed for voice announcers, John's job has been to provide insight into the game as it's played.

Why he annoyed us:

Just like his real-life counterpart, the virtual John Madden is always prepared to state the obvious. If a defender knocks someone on their ass, Madden will be quick to point out that a big hit was delivered. If a receiver burns the secondary for a touchdown, Madden will cunningly observe that the player is, in fact, quick.

The only difference here is that video game Madden plays Captain Obvious in a much more repetitive manner than he does in real life. For example, one can only listen to Madden calling a nice play "big time football" so many times per game before fantasizing about Solid Snake creeping up behind him and snapping his neck.

Madden barely makes an appearance in the newest edition of the game, so maybe after more than a decade of annoying gamers, somebody at EA finally turned off his microphone and hoped he wouldn't notice.

#8. Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
In Ocarina of Time, Navi is Link's fairy companion on his quest to save Hyrule. She shows how much she cares for Link by constantly pestering him like a nagging, clingy spouse.

Why she annoyed us:

Anyone who has ever played this game should remember constantly hearing a tiny little voice saying:

"Hey!...Hey!...Listen!...Hey!...Watch out!...Hey!..."

SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to have an adventure here. God damn.

the rest of the list is here : The original

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i hate stupid commercials period lol

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u wanna know how they got the name , one of the guys in the band was on a blind date so everything went well on the date then he went back to his buddies and and his buddies asked how it went and he said "you the old show , bj and the bear, well it was like that minus the bear"

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mine would have to be Night Diving by Thrice such a good song

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So i went to go see minus the bear (i was high at the time too) and man what a show! damn the music was like flowing threw me, i want to see them again in concert

so what do u guys think about minus the bear?

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im sterile so i dont have that "having kids" prob

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mine would have to vbe yu yu hakusho, that anime was the greatest. that and doctor who

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ok, this band has been on my mind for as long as i can remember, THRICE i think their best album or albums is the alchemy's WATER, FIRE, EARTH anyone else agree?

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i find it that this topic is on the minds of everyone in every forum i go to, i dont know what the big question is, "is there a god?" i just think it should be left up to the individual to decide if there is or not

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see im in school now just got out from my class early, best choice is to just ...... shit im rambling.....

ummm just be stoked about college

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to be honest, isnt that already happning in NYC anyway lol

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At 9/13/10 01:33 PM, KillswitchParadox wrote:

At 9/13/10 01:29 PM, WaterShake wrote: People don't need guns to defend themselves.

You wouldn't be saying that if someone had a gun pointed at you.

i definitely agree here, those words would never come out of your mouth if u had one pointed at you

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to me as a nirvana fan, they are the ultimate grudge band of their time. I am not hating on GNR, but i think nirvana has less of a drug prob. i dont kno if that makes any sense.

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Umm, Flash CS3/4 because of the new AS, plus all of the great animating features I've heard about.

If you REALLY have to resort to it (because of money), then use one of those free swf making programs. I recommend saving for the real Flash, though.

thank you for the help

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At 1/9/09 12:54 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote:

At 1/9/09 11:24 AM, danielsaotome22 wrote:

At 1/9/09 11:20 AM, Gagsy wrote:

But what do I know? I'm just a woman.

i had no intention to offened women, you, or anyone. i just wanted to know your honest opinion,my apologies if i did.

You don't recognize sarcasm?

loud and clear

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people here are cool , and not childish like on some site you know

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At 1/9/09 11:58 AM, StickyStick wrote:

At 1/9/09 11:53 AM, danielsaotome22 wrote: dont feel bad if your left out, in the long run brain cells are good to have im not say everyone here who smoke's weed is stupid i should know i used to smoke

I don't understand that brain cells shit. I've been smoking weed for nearly 8 years

"i never got that brain shit either , it just depends , my friend is a burn out for life i think it effects people different"

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weed plays that mental warfare

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dont feel bad if your left out, in the long run brain cells are good to have im not say everyone here who smoke's weed is stupid i should know i used to smoke

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At 1/9/09 11:47 AM, krazykangaroo wrote: alrite its not addictive, not for me anyways, try it- things to take:
water bottle, ur mouth gets really fucking dry i couldnt talk cos i was so thirsty, take off ur jacket cos cos u never clean it, and take air freshner to spray on ur clothes afterwards.
The rest should be fun

What a pro answer, but i agree those are the thing you need to invest in..

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Needless to say we never got to use laptops again.

that would have ruined my day, sucks

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At 1/9/09 11:25 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 1/9/09 11:24 AM, danielsaotome22 wrote:

i had no intention to offened women, you, or anyone. i just wanted to know your honest opinion,my apologies if i did.

Oh I'm not offended at all. I'm just baffled.

i just wanted to have a some nice intellectual conversations, im not saying im not having one now

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At 1/9/09 11:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: I say, see people are individuals, not by their sex, their skin colour, their religion, their sexual preference. Just judge every separate person by their personality. When you start doing the whole man vs woman thing, you just become bias towards the other sex, when really, we're all different, and we should be judged alone, not judged as a whole.

But what do I know? I'm just a woman.

i had no intention to offened women, you, or anyone. i just wanted to know your honest opinion,my apologies if i did.

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At 1/9/09 01:03 AM, jewdudewtf wrote: Today while playing on my school's laptops, I decided to try going to youtube, just to see the big "BLOCKED" message and become disappointed. I was very surprised to see the front page of Youtube with all the featured videos and such.

I looked up Tim and Eric Awesome Show in a frantic and excited manner. As soon as I clicked whatever skit I wanted to see, I was sorely disappointed. It seems that school unblocked youtube, only to block every single video that is on youtube.

The school is fucking with me, I'm telling you. Next they'll unblock the Newgrounds front page, only to block every other page.

"why dont you use the uk youtube it works fine when i was in school, they dont block or anything, unless they got a tip-off"