Posts by DanielDBJaxk

50 Forum Posts by "DanielDBJaxk"

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Response to: Last time you cried? Posted May 7th, 2008 in General

when i masterbate, theres nothing wrong with crygasaming

Response to: Snakes on a plane? Posted May 6th, 2008 in General

At 5/6/08 09:26 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: I dont get it...snakes are cold-blooded, so why diddnt they just turn up the air conditioning a whole lot so the plane would become cold and all the snakes would have gone to sleep?

There end of movie

snakes+ crazy black guy that yells at anything he says=money!

Response to: Who the hell is from Indiana? Posted May 6th, 2008 in General

At 7/15/07 11:11 PM, Pokemon-Yellow wrote: Go get some friends.

word playa

Response to: It's My Birthday Posted May 6th, 2008 in General

haha get a flesh light my 14th year was lonely

Response to: I've found something out! Posted May 4th, 2008 in General

your guitar cant beat you off and then regret it for the rest of your life for having a gay experience that night on new years when you where both drunk, sorry tim

Response to: ...why you should vote obama... Posted May 4th, 2008 in General

bro before hoes!

Response to: Shooting Posted May 4th, 2008 in General

sorry man just hope for the best

Response to: Photoshop This!! Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 03:38 PM, Tea wrote:
At 3/8/08 03:21 PM, FEAR wrote: Nah, milhouse is not a meme.

you are dumb...
Have you even got the slightest fucking clue of what a motherfucking meme is?
Milhouse is a motherfucking meme, motherfucker!

that is a tasty burger!!

Response to: Gay attraction to cartoons Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 02:23 PM, Sawke wrote: If the topic title alone doesn't get this to go to two pages then tickle me suprised.

yes it is gay to get a chubby over bugs bunny

Response to: Stoner Flicks Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

At 3/6/08 09:57 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Do you mean movies that are good to watch stoned (1), or movies centering around weed and/or drugs(2)?

If 2:
-How High (duh)
-Harold and Kumar (big dur)
-Half Baked (no shit)
-Rolling Kansas
-Bongwater (watch this one, excellent cast)
-Trainspotting
-Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (not exactly about weed, persay, buy they do grow 'copious amounts of ganga)
-Anything by Cheech and Chong
-Slacker
-Puff, Puff, Pass
-Grandma's Boy (kinda shitty)
-Reefer Madness
-Outside Providence
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (kick ass)

yeah those are all tight cept i didnt know about a few, haha grandmas boy is awesome just about weed and video games,perfect, thanks man ill check those out

Response to: Stoner Flicks Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

At 3/6/08 09:50 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: Big Lebowski, Scanner Darkly, Donnie Darko.

those are good but im looking for more movies that make me wanna piss myself

Response to: Stoner Flicks Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

Fuck no one?

Stoner Flicks Posted March 6th, 2008 in General

just looking for a good list of good stoner flicks from some newgrounders. Stuff like Jay and Slient Bob Strike Back, Super Troopers, anything like that.
Thanks!

Mac webcam games Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

so i just got a mac book and you know how it has the built in camra, am i able to play webcam games with it? if so then how?
thanks in advance
-Db

Response to: emo poser girl pissin me off Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/22/08 09:35 PM, Lagatag wrote: Fuck her

word son

Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: I was just with my girlfriend (LOLOMG U DONT HAVE 1) and we were about to have sex, I stuck it in hard, took it out hard, put the condom on, but he all of the sudden got soft. I was so nervous it wouldn't get hard anymore.

yah man i know what you mean like you'll go soft at like the wrong times

Response to: Serious question... Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/22/08 02:34 AM, GreenAndBlue wrote: Just sprinkle salt onto it.

haha Okay!

Response to: Serious question... Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

thanks for the jokes guys but no it was like after my girlfriend ,yah someone on NG has one scary, jerked me off and like i guess she did it too rough why whould i do it that rough to myself?

Response to: Serious question... Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

i named her pamalahanderson

Serious question... Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

ok this definely is off topic of anything of anything, but like i have like a red part on the head of my penis like rug burn ya know? my girlfriend i guess was pissed off but it hurts sooooo bad any advice?
please help NG

Response to: Transformers Credits Posted November 3rd, 2007 in General

At 11/3/07 11:48 AM, McFooFa wrote: Optimus Prime has shitty taste in music.

word son

Response to: Xbox 360 Achievement Points Posted November 3rd, 2007 in General

At 11/3/07 11:42 AM, RockinPunk wrote: You're like my friend, except your not, he buys games just for the G and then when he has finished it, he'll go return it.

yah i know i was thinking bout doin that but though it would be kinda dumb just wastin money to get points for no reason
like i know a guy that rented Cars the disney game just for easy points

Xbox 360 Achievement Points Posted November 3rd, 2007 in General

Ever sence i got my new xbox 360 and discovered achievement points, ive become an addicit for these worthless point they give you for crazy shit you wouldnt normaly do in the game. But now i dont wanna go play other games with out achievement, fuckin microsoft.

Response to: your favorite gun Posted November 3rd, 2007 in General

At 11/3/07 10:38 AM, Eggys wrote: Wasn't there a thread like this a while ago?

Wasnt there a thread about you shutting the fuck up?
haha just playin man

Response to: Why is PS3 going down? Posted November 3rd, 2007 in General

At 11/1/07 09:00 PM, bemee4ever wrote: Ps3 seems like it was going to be the best game console but that is what it seems.

What the hell happened?

probly because the PS3 blows ass