At 10/30/09 06:34 AM, The-Condor wrote: You gain some length with uncut, But cut gives more sexual pleasure.

I think its the other way around, genius

At 10/27/09 07:48 PM, armorwarrior wrote: I'd sell it to Tom for an iced coffee, and a job as a mod.

Maybe thats how ilovepoozy became a mod

hmmmm

At 10/27/09 07:47 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?

Me? I'd change the theme, and call it AWESOME GROUNDS!

what would you do?

I would make Tom MY bitch!

Well we'll all(probably) need a certain type of hero for a certain situation, who knows, maybe we''ll end up being the hero without realising it probably at first.

Thats life!

This kid could could probably bench press Barbara Streisand!

BtW, I never played dadgame and I have all the medals for easy mode? Dad must love me!

I saw one guy WAY over 3000!

Rest in Peace,
Patrick Swayze

At 10/8/09 04:02 PM, TomFulp wrote: New in the store: 2010 Newgrounds Calendar!

Im really ecstatic to buy it, but other than debit and credit cards, what else can we use?

At 9/12/09 11:53 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Its not like the movies, bro.

It kinda is like the movies, cept there are no winners, just different stories for different lives

At 9/12/09 11:52 PM, cgizzle wrote: i know mob affiliated people and i've seen tons of mob movies and i've researched tons of shit about every mod there is. its like an obsession. and im sicilian so i can be. is it weird that this is like my dream?

Not till you get shot by dah mouuule!

At 9/30/09 06:53 PM, ElectronicEP wrote: Hai guis! You have approximately 5 hours to post a link if you haven't already

Later

I don wanna

You still can, just get hih whilst listening to his music

At 5/31/09 02:34 AM, nal1200 wrote:

So, for example: you could google "toe" or "sickly.

Obviously there are better ones out there..

..Can you find the most random search term that shouldn't result in porn, but does?

P.S. - You'll want to make sure SafeSearch is off!

It seems ANYTHING you google you'll find pornography. I guess just google odd, or go to a bizzare section on a porn gallery.

P.S! Who does hav safeSearch on?

At 9/29/09 06:47 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: Bottomline.

No one likes FOX.

Thats why they only have millions and millions of fans!

At 9/15/09 07:57 PM, Slackman wrote:

Relax. Under the rules of the competition, I'm not allowed to release it here until the competition is over. Rest assured, come the appropriate time of year and the cartoon will be submitted to the portal.

lol! Is it a pilot?

At 9/4/09 02:03 PM, Typhlanar wrote: Oopsie, I was still on my alt xD

SSIN!

At 9/17/09 06:53 PM, Slosha69 wrote: I think there's one in my study hall class. She ugly as fuck. In reality, I think there are very few hot lesbians. Maybe it's just where I live, but most lesbians I have seen are ugly as fuck, and that's why they switch to girls.

The hhot ones are usually in porn

At 9/19/09 12:07 PM, Rummy0 wrote: artist.

Obviously, but he sucked at it. Either that or they were trying to bash him

At 9/17/09 07:06 PM, danicos wrote:
Well he would have probably would have kept trying to be an artist(painter)
I mean, that what I learned from him. Either that or a German soldier who ''accidentaly'' shoots Nazi's

I meant to say jews

At 9/6/09 10:59 PM, ohbombuh wrote: The other day, my parents dragged me to a dull party with all of their old, rich friends and I asked some lady there how she picked her job. She said that she had just wanted to be a nurse for as long as she could remember (probably a few weeks) and that even if you're not sure what job is right for you, you'll tend to end up in the right place.

This got me thinking: What if Hitler hadn't had any involvement whatsoever with politics? What job would he have fallen into? I'm totally stumped, but if you have a theory, please explain why you think that job would suit him (please don't use this to bash some workforce group that you hate, try to keep the discussion intelligent).

Well he would have probably would have kept trying to be an artist(painter)
I mean, that what I learned from him. Either that or a German soldier who ''accidentaly'' shoots Nazi's

At 9/16/09 12:25 AM, 142201 wrote: Send him some cops. He brokeded the law.

But B4 nyo do that, send a drug dealer there too

At 9/16/09 09:47 PM, StuffyOne wrote:

At 9/15/09 06:25 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: To an extent, all men are lesbians, because they like girls

well, some of them do.

lesbian |%u02C8lezb%u0113%u0259n|
noun
a homosexual woman.

To your post, I say nay.

I agree, whoever finds the joke funny, or is are a guy who calls themselves that, your basically saying im a gay women, which in your case, makes you a chick with a d-d-dick

At 9/17/09 09:42 AM, opim101 wrote: in a perfect world kanye west would know how to shut the fuck up!!

Or when

At 9/17/09 01:54 AM, PabMo wrote: We need prizes or no.

Agreed! and we dont want cookies, we want cheese!

At 8/26/09 06:07 PM, gamekillereater wrote:

This kinda surprised me, seeing as there is quite a substantial amount of black people in Belgium.

What could be the cause of this?

Discuss

Maybe there all in Oakland and Africa and San Fransisco and KFC and in places where there are black people

Discuss

At 8/27/09 11:59 PM, Skulsta wrote:

At 8/26/09 07:35 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I just finished wanking for the 17th time today! What a coincidence! Do I win something?

You must have a cock made of steel.

I got one made of wood

At 9/15/09 08:09 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm Not Sure what would happen. HURR HUR.

I don't mean to be a dick or nothin, but you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

The exact definition of retardation

At 9/15/09 08:18 PM, Psychopathic-Mind wrote: What's a study hall? A room that you just study in or something like that?

Obvious middle skool drop-out

At 9/16/09 03:25 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: If the world was perfect, it would be boring, which means it's not a perfect world.

Thats why God created Satan, for he would be amused!

At 9/15/09 07:54 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 9/15/09 07:52 PM, ghostxero wrote:

At 9/15/09 07:49 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I got accused of being a lesbian today

ur bi, half lez half hetero...all hero!

thats a misnomer - you can't be half gay and half straight - you are entirely gay AND entirely straight.. otherwise it would assume that some days you simply arent attracted to men at all.. bi means you like men and women

Those are usually the ones who are confused, I understand that, I too thout of myself bi, I was confused, It seems that boththe penis and the vagina winked at me. But I think I just mite like sex :/