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At 7/23/05 03:18 PM, Tiny_Su_Lover wrote: actually where i live as long as theres no difference greater than 3 years of age it's legal. and fuck the lot of you. if you want a picture of her tell me your msn and ill send you one.

Thats bullshit and you know it.
If that was the case, then it would be alright if a 12 year old had sex with a nine year old.
Wake up.

Parties are just an excuse to suck someones tongue out in the corner, whilst listening to crappy music with over-the-top amounts of alcohol which isn't needed.
Or if you're unfortunate not to be tongue wrestling, then you must endure sitting on the sofa watching the masses around you wrapped up in their tiny little sex circles.

At 7/23/05 02:39 PM, Tiny_Su_Lover wrote: my Girlfriend is just turned 17......

You know she is now what is called a molester, because anyone over the minimum age of consent (16) who has sex with someone under the minimum age of consent (you) is breaking the law. She could be banged up for this you know.

Where would a man be without milk.......
oh teh n0ez

Everyone knows youre a gay wax-faced male arsehole.

RICKY GERVAIS. GOD IN HUMAN FORM.

At 7/18/05 08:10 AM, snow_templar wrote: I read the beginning of the new book and was completely disgusted? I mean, who opens up a book and continues to read it when it is a childrens book that opens up with politics (for those who read the beginning). It's just wrong...

WHy does everyone think harry potter is for kids?
Just because it's about a kid doesnt mean its for kids.
And in fact the books are getting more darker and grown up as harry is growing up.
And anyway what you just said ("childrens book opens with politics") should tell you that its not just for kids.
Harry Potter rocks, it's just that most people are just too fucking lazy to read, and its times like this when you see who they are.

All rap sucks apart from the songs which actually have music in them.
And even still, most rap artists usually use music from old songs and just rap their shit ontop.
The only rap i like is the one where the artist uses their own DECENT music.
You can have the best lyrics in the world (eventhough most rappers rap about violence and sex) but the lyrics will mean nothing unless they have good music.

At 7/18/05 06:42 AM, Ziegeman wrote: Dude seriously i bet they are good books, but 10 year olds reading a big fucking book like that, i dont get it, i thought kids were supposed to hate reading, i couldnt even read one fourth of that book without going on newgrounds or playing xbox live.

That's very sad.
I could read the 4th one in a few days. I can't believe anyone would find it difficult to read it.
I guess most people are just illiterate.

There is a chapter in the book devoted to Hermione's death.

Malfoy and his father rape her basically, when she goes to the toilet at a quidditch match between Gryfindor and Hufflepuff.
They bond her together with invisible chains and take her to the girls bathroom where moaning myrtle lives. They have a foursome, where draco fucks herione and Lucius fucks myrtle. Draco uses his wand as a dildo on hermione and then performs the avada kerdava curse on her while his wand is still penetrating her vagina, and she blows up from inside. Draco masturbates over her blown up body while his dad does him up the arse and they both shoot their semen over Hermione's deformed body. The malfoys leave, and hermione's ghost appears. She and Myrtle then go into a toilet cubicle and start having lesbian sex, and they use the toilet bbrush as dildos, and then they cum down the toilet and after they flush themselves down it and fuck for rternity.

This is all a sham. Why are you all placing the you taste in music to a judge who likes t.a.t.u.?
You shouldn't have your taste rated by a single person who has their own taste in music. It's not as if he's an expert in music judging, it's just his opinion.
No one needs their taste judged. If you like the music, then it's fine.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I FEEL FINE!

It would be scary, but it would also be kind of cool.

At 7/11/05 04:53 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Well that was long winded and uninteresting.

Basically you don't like NG anymore. Mk, good for you. You can leave anytime.

The point in the post wasn't to express my disliking of the BBS, it was made to try and show people like you the "light".
You have failed my friend. I wish you all the best.

At 7/11/05 04:51 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: Wow, that makes me change my mind. It will be good for anyones portfolio. </sarcasm>

P.S. I really hope you were being sarcastic.

Oops, ive not been on for such a long time i forgot how to quote.
That message was directed at nXXt.

Wow, that makes me change my mind. It will be good for anyones portfolio. </sarcasm>

P.S. I really hope you were being sarcastic.

Now i already know the kind of responses i would get to this topic:

a) Stupid people defending newgrounds/mods even though they dont have to
b) Idiots calling me "n00b" or typing "stfu"
c) Idiots who try to be clever and funny by doing the contents of "b)"
d) A long ban and a lock by a power mad mod out of ignorance

Also, most people won't even bother reading this because they are too fucking lazy or illiterate.

All of the reasons above prove that there is nothing interesting on this BBS anymore, because i already know what would happen in each scenario.

There are many reasons why this BBS is so bad. The mods can easily ban me and lock this topic just because it's anti-NG, and this is something that makes me laugh, because unless you are being paid for it, you are really anti social and need to do more with your life other than devote it to newgrounds by locking and banning as if you get kicks out of it.

All i can say is that you would probably do better off by not locking this topic, because you can seriously learn from it, unless you dont care, which is probably the most likely case.
If so then you really prove that you are a sad case, i mean locking and banning to get points? Whoopteedoo.
You can lock it with a whitty and clever remark if you want, if it makes you feel better. I'll only laugh.

Yes you can all say to me that i am level 11 and spend too much time depositing, but now ive really seen the pointlessness in it, so ive stopped. Im sorry to say that the people of newgrounds are just clueless. Why blam and protect movies just for a bunch of pixels which make up your experience points? I would do it if i was paid, but thats not the case. And you get people who spend their time in the portal collecting blam and protection points. Come on guys! Why!?

Newgrounds is full of users which constantly defend NG and the mods, and these people need to spend their time licking something else other than the NG staff's arses.
It's the summer now, spend your time enjoying the outdoor. Not on some website.
It's ok to use a computer, and believe me i get pissed off at people calling whoever uses a computer geeks, but dont spend your life devoting yourself to a website and the mods (who most are nazis if i may say so myself, save for some. Most people who become mods turn into arseholes anyway).

And to the mods: You can ban me if you really want and if you feel so much better. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE BANNED. PLEASE PLEASE, HEAVEN FORBID.
Really i dont care if im banned, it's not a punishment to me. But if you do ban me, make sure its anonymous so you dont get laughed at.

Goodbye peeps.

Anyways don't worry guys.

NO DUDES! SORRY ABOUT THAT!
LOL @ CONFUSED.
NEVER.
LOL.
BUT NO.
HEHE.

no cuz et wer da peope da sed it
i ant a fuckn retrd u sht

Anywayz it woz liek a pice of fore so i wnt to de plae whre i woz anyway.
Da peopz woz liek yeh bu i wozt gna go doe.

In de edn it wa fckn retardd.

At 6/3/05 05:09 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: <Spammy shit in Spam Topic>

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At 6/3/05 05:07 PM, MechZero wrote: The kid sounds normal. but I think your stupid.

You're stupid too.
AND SLUSH PUPPY SUCKS. ICE BLAST IZ DA PWNDERZ.

Whats wrong with talking out of your rectum? That's what i do.

Kewl shit dewd.

rofl, dont mind my abuse, im purposely spamming the forum pretending to be a gay poster. Thats how bored i am :D

ITS BECAUSE THE LIST HADNT LOADED WITH YOUR GAY ASS FUCKING SLOW INTRAWEB CONNECTION.

Faggot plz wtf

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