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At 10/17/10 09:59 AM, mothballs wrote: I knew this day would come.

It's what we all trained for.

I wish I had some originality to come up with my own username.

I was thinking about Seamonkey. Is that funny?

At 10/15/10 06:31 PM, gingermagicman wrote: Sound dead on average. Buy a pack of medium. Also, don't be embarrassed to buy them, you're getting laid ;)

I know right.
Any idea what the prices are with condoms? Store's kinda closed at the moment and I want to know.
Like do you pay more if you got a bigger dick and shit?
Also you think they have special dressing rooms for that? Like try it out and stuff before buying?
I'm really jewish when it comes to money.

I like the concept talking about condoms and comparing dicks and shit. Keep the thread going.

Ok now hear me out.
I've had my share of sexual expierence. But just never with condoms. Why?
Because all the cool people have aids.

Now. Since my last sexual endeavor I decided to not go completely naked anymore. I promised myself that with the next female hole I would put on a hat. Now the day has come and I'm pondering.
What size would I have...How do the sizes work with condoms? I can guess something like S L M XL and shit.
I did some measurements and came out with an avarage 8 cm relaxed/15 cm in full jet.

My internet says that it converts to 3 inches and the other to 6 inches.

What do you peepz recommend?

OK RIGHT?

Hang it on my wall okay?

So I stumbled around on a website that sells computers, and ships them...Payment with paypal.
I was slightly intrigued and noticed they even ship to a little desolated country called Belgium.

I checked out what they had and found this.

Yes. It is not Duel Core (or quad core).
Yes. The CPU and the HDD are refurbished (what an odd word).
So?

Seeing I'm in need of an upgrade I ask you people. Read this thoroughly because this reeks fishy.
So cheap? Wow.

Sure I would need to buy a GFX card and RAM separately. But that's good! RIght?

Please shine some light on this case please? Because I'm highly uncertain about purchasing this or not.

A friend of mine is trying to convince me it's utter shit because it doesn't have DDR3 (true or false? I can't tell). But for the rest he's giving me bullshit excuses.

I always buy the store brand noodles.
It beats that stupid ramen. And it sure as hell beats aiki.

It comes with fucking 3 types of seasoning.
Well it comes with seasoning, an instant soup mix and some oil thing.

IT TASTES DELICIOUS IN ONLY 3 MICROWAVE MINUTES.

At 9/28/10 09:35 PM, HatGuy wrote:

At 9/28/10 07:29 PM, AutismFTW wrote: I totally think this thread is the uprising of a youtube flash thief.

No. I want to put my own animations on Youtube and Facebook.

I'm pretty sure you can upload .SWF files on youtube.
And you can then link the youtube to your facebook.

Actually...I sometimes do a lot of right clicking in a movie. Like when using tweens. So I tend to use the buttons on the pen quiet often.
Well....1 button.

For the rest they could get rid of all that stupid fancy shit and use it for more drawing space.

I regret spending my money on this Bamboo piece of shit.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RETARDED NAME IS BAMBOO ANYWAY?!

Sometimes I forget to turn my music back on and spend hours in silence.
I'm not even talking about animating. Also when lurking the internet.

But yeah whatever errr....I read that guide halfway and then put it down and never touched it again.

I should really finish reading that.

Oh well.

At 10/9/10 06:15 PM, Ptero wrote: One of Bob's sketches from one of the notepads.

OMFG THAT LOOKS SO FRIGGIN SWEET.

What is it?

At 10/4/10 07:51 AM, Luis wrote:

At 10/3/10 03:23 PM, Damien wrote: Like when you come home from school/work or whatever?

If you guys even have that.

So you start up your computer, your email is checked, your votes are deposited, and your facebook status is updated.
Now you say
"Gee golly I sure would like to continue working on that project!"
What do you do? Do you just open flash and start working where you left off?

I myself I try to close everything except for music (I pick a playlist/artist that feeds the mood), then make a nice big cup of hot steaming tea with milk, get some snacks, sometimes spark up a joint and then just start doodling first before I dive in the bigger projects.

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD???!

depends on the project. If its a game and im just making spritesets i can usually have music on and/or tv on. If im in for a long night ill have a beer or a glass of whiskey to take the edge off.

If its an animation, ill usually have music with no words in it. I find music with lyrics to be distracting and i end up not concentrating on my work and instead singing or playing the air drum (or whatever).

I think the key is to not think of it as a big project. If i thought of my animations as having over 2000 frames of artwork left then I'd probably never finish it. You just stay focused on the little bits.

omg Someone finally replied.
Wow ok thats nice to know! I'm too drunk now to make a decent post but don't that let you down. Your expierence is stored in the back of my head.
Seeing as I'm still in the phase where I learn something new every day about flash things like this are very helpfull.

And yes....I noticed music with no lyrics (Locust Toybox in my example)are better for focus.
I did read that animators should animate in complete silence. But I beg to differ.

Depending on the animation.

This game makes me want to install Ubuntu.

Because it's not like my computer could handle any other games.

At 9/24/10 03:05 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:

At 9/24/10 03:00 PM, Damien wrote: Whats with all the anger ITT?

This made me laugh.

But so does everything.
Your opinion is invalid.

Anyone else got sum?

Like when you come home from school/work or whatever?

If you guys even have that.

So you start up your computer, your email is checked, your votes are deposited, and your facebook status is updated.
Now you say
"Gee golly I sure would like to continue working on that project!"
What do you do? Do you just open flash and start working where you left off?

I myself I try to close everything except for music (I pick a playlist/artist that feeds the mood), then make a nice big cup of hot steaming tea with milk, get some snacks, sometimes spark up a joint and then just start doodling first before I dive in the bigger projects.

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD???!

It made me speechless.

SO GLORIOUS!

At 9/29/10 06:48 PM, Genocide wrote: you don't want a barmaid. everybody else has already had her.

Seeing as the bar people are always the only ones sober at the place, I beg to differ.
They don't have intoxication messing with their perception.

The best line for hooking up with the bar girl is "When do you get off?"
Seems cheesy but it's the only one that kind of works. Because it's presumable that your girl is on the clock when you want to ask her out.
Anyway...Tip her good, talk a lot, keep a conversation going until she gets off, afterwards don't drink more, and get some midnight snack instead.
Then bring stuff up that happened at the bar while you two were there.
Great for staying on the same level!

Ok I'm done.

This is relevant to my interests.

Hmmmm.

Maybe later.

At 9/24/10 03:52 PM, GhoulRa wrote: First of all, you can disable aero by using Taskbar Properties. Right-click on Taskbar and select "Properties". Now uncheck the option "Use Aero Peek to preview the desktop".

Second, DO NOT downgrade back to XP, trust me. You could always use System restore if you fuck up on the any of the settings.

Third, Windows 7 is not the final version of Windows OS. Microsoft will most likely be releasing a fuck load of new versions.

Now the important thing: Microsoft no longer provides any security enhancements nor new updates for Windows XP via Updates.

I know that there are a lot of tweaks to make 7 look like shit and faster.
But that's not the point of an operating system? Right?
I might as well go to linux if I want to fuck around with everything.
Windows 7 looks like shit if you turn off all the rubbies and skins and themes and whatchamacallits.
I could manage the Win98 theme with Vista, but not with 7.

At 9/24/10 07:40 PM, Stevenscar wrote:

The question was so simple, but I couldn't help but post an entire operating system review.

The reason the question was simple is because I wanted to see posts like yours.
Very good. I was very informed.
Sometimes I consider going back to linux but then I again I enjoy a good steam game and Adobe...So I stick to Windows.
I'm curious about Googles operating system though.

At 9/24/10 04:28 PM, dirtshake wrote: As many people have said previously, learning a console programming language ( or several ) and everything that goes with it will make you more successful in the long run than strictly working with AS3 and Flash. However, that's not to say you can't learn both.

If you learn AS3 and build a strong portfolio of games and applications as well as develop your skills in another language such as C++, than it makes you look better for the game industry. The industry tends to hire people who have worked on games, especially if they've made their own and in several different languages and frameworks.

I've also heard that some game developers and companies make prototypes of their games or certain key elements of their games in Flash for presentation and marketing purposes because it's generally easier and faster to do so in Flash. You can mimic quite easily what you want the final product to look like and use it as a reference when you start working on the final project.

Yeah you're very right about this. It's all about the conversion.
Being able to release games on different platforms seeing as the game industry has a lot of variety at the moment.
But if you're just getting started then Flash is a very good jumping platform. Although I doubt OP has put a lot of consideration in such things.

TL;DR -- Learn as much as you can.

Don't give me that TLDR bullshit. I read every word you said motherfucker.

The e-penis you get from this very trivial process can only be accounted to Newgrounds.
Seeing as everything in the quiz is only relate able to said website.

A real e-peen can only be measured by a very complicated set of levers and treadmills which involves tubes and such.

I don't consider twitter a website. It's an app. No more.

At 9/24/10 01:20 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: XP.

Glad I missed out on all the Vista drama.

Sometimes I want to go back to XP.
You know...Fuck aero and shit.

Should I? I mean....I've had XP....But then the audio stopped working and I didnt had the CD anymore so I had to use my original Vista CD.
But Vista sucked so I waited untill 7 was out of beta and installed that over Vista.
But it still looks too much like Vista. You know...The whole aero thing? And it's a bitch to install new themes on 7.

WHAT SHOULD I DO? DOWNGRADE BACK TO XP WITH LOTS OF HASSTLE....Or wait another year until I have enough money for a new computer.

Because my laptop sucks.

Whats with all the anger ITT?

At 9/23/10 11:28 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: i'M A MAC

Hows that working out for ya?

At 9/23/10 11:06 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Vista sucks.

TBH, Vista ran much smoother on my very outdated Laptop unlike Windows 7.

At 9/23/10 11:04 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: Windows 7.

Is it like...A laptop? Or some shit?
Or a new desktop?

At 9/23/10 11:01 PM, wizardofthehood wrote: stupid nerdz lulzzz.

Yeah you get nerds on the internet.

You also get trolls. Stop it, you're not amusing anyone.

So yeah,
I'm kind of wondering what OS people use here on the BBS.
You know...Mac, Windows, Linux?
And if you'd like, how fast your computer is (how much ram and whatnot).

Windows 7 user here.
Thinking of going to XP, hence the topic. I'm wondering how many people still use Windows XP with what kind of computer.

Reset your router man.

Like unplug it for an hour or something...Then try again. Should be KEY-less.
If not ... Refer to your manual how to reset it.

Afterwards...Go to router IP (also in manual) and set WEP key (if desired.)

Now GTFO my internet.