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What is it with girls of my age these days(15) it really is starting to pis me off, they're either TOO stupid(or pretending to be), TOO ugly (and sorry if i am being shallow, but uglyness still isn't nice for a girlfriend, but just as a friend, okay) or they are too far away! and most of the girls are not nice, i mean, they're always so aggresive (verbally), off course there are some exeptions, but those are a bit, too nice, almost in a 5 year old way. there must be a girl in the neighbourhood, that is nice, inteligent, pretty (not necessarly the hottest babe, but pretty, just pretty), and if there are girls responding, don't come with the periods shit, i know that girls have these problems, but i can ssure u this has nothing to do about it, or they are taking advantage of it, in a way)

I'm starting to get out of that fase, but i'm still half in it, so i know ow it is ;) but ur good on the way, i can tell you that!

LOL
doing all of them, eh? good, the more u learn the better. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

At 6/4/06 06:47 PM, Saulx_X wrote: Does anyone know how to make a pre-loader?
If so, could you tell me how to please :)

go to the "learn flash" page here on Ng, there's a link in the flash portal, waaay to the buttom, keep that page in mind.
I'm sure u can find a "how to make a preloader" on tha tpage, and if not, u can download a preloader from NG on that same page, and if after all that u still are not happy, type "action scritp" in the search bar, u sure will find something there!

Virtual memory has absolutly nothing to do with the amount of programs installed. It has to do with the amount of RAM being attempted to be accessed at any given time. You can find out how much RAM you have by right clicking on My Computer and hitting properties.

ooow, okay, i get it, wew, i learned alot today, thanks!
so what u are saying is, when it says "no more virtual memory" it doesn't mean that this is not a temporarily thing, that, when i calm down a bit with doing things, or something, it passes away?

No. It doesn't. Why would you think it has a bone?

cause a whale has one, and i think i read it somewhere, don't remember where, but i just have something griffed in my memory that a penis has a bone

age 15?

yes why?

i know the fellah, we also have AFV here in belgium (dont ask why) and it is true, that is the least funniest person on tv, he tells a joke, no one laughs, he does YET another attempt, no one laughs, he gets bugged and goes "okay our next....." fuck i would like to cuty his throat and eat his guts!!!

ah, i knew this was the place to post my question, thanks alot!
but it's really weird that i'm already out of virtual memory, cuz this is a new computern and i don't have that much programmes....but i do notice that, sometimes i can't see every picture displayed on the internetz, and flash doesn't always works how it should, photoshop shuts down on itself, and so on and so on...it's fucking anoying, cause i don't liek doing all my work twice(and being lazy makes it even more awfull)
but i have yet another question, how do i check how much memry i have (like, u people always say "i have 4gb" where is this told?)

okay, so u can fold it, but not break it?
but i DO know the penis has a bone, a very small one.
I do have a penis, but i never tried breaking it, i'm to attatched to it, i still wish to use it once in a while.

My computer often says "no more virtual memory" well, i'm sick of it, so i had an idea, what if...u used different accounts (on Windows XP that is) and on each account i have my different programs, like flash on the first, download stuff on the second, and internet on the last, in this way my virtual memory doesn't get filled, but i'm not sure if that will work cause i don't know if Windows uses different virtual memory for each different user.

if you don't understand my question, please tell me what you don't understand, cause i'm not good at explaining things in one explenation.

Okay i saw something on my wife and kids the other day, Jr comes down stairs saying "i broke it" he obviously was reffering to his penis, now, i'm wondering, is it possible, "can u break ur penis?"

At 5/22/06 11:16 PM, M-Merc-M wrote:

At 5/22/06 06:47 PM, SiMpSoN-Grrrrooooove wrote: ...i don't get it....still, nice photoshopping...i thinkuseless thread though

It's called Comedy. Not everything on NG needs a use. Things on NG can make us laugh, and be totally random. This is one of them.

Yeah i started to figure out that it was supposed to be funny, reading the replies, but i still don't get it....but i know randomness, was that joke random? but i think i'm just not that good in obvious jokes, i usually
laugh when there's a catch or something

ah, thanks guys, u helped meh, horrah!

I think the best is to let the use choose. More

yeah, i thought of that, but the scenes where the quality needs to be low are to short to interact
so that made my question....

Does anyone know an AS for automaticly quality settings, i.e. when the quality needs to be low, it atomaticly switches?
thanks on advance!

At 5/22/06 07:03 PM, -JiS- wrote: Die.

wow, wow, if u don't speak flemish or not worship the mighty belgium you should be a little nicer, please...please i will wash ur disher for you? PLEASE...en waar blijve de vlamingen?! verdorie.....mja, tis ook wel wat laat in europa, mss morgen

Yay, simpsons thread!

yeah, thats one good episode, i've seen better, but it's still good, ah my chinese arrived...WHAT?! 4SHRIMPS, that is hardly a galaxy!

i would say a Zelda universe, wich has the exact world of hyrule from ocarina of time...oh man that would be sweet, thanks for giving me nice thing to dream about...on the other hand, knowing this thing will never exist you made my life a living hell....or wait maybe the after life IS the universe u wish to be...oh mahn where's my gun!

ik zag juist een thread met een andere taal dan het engels, ik dacht, "dat wil ik ook eens doen",
dus stel ik voor om een topic alleen in het vlaams te doen, want ik zie hier af en toe toch een nederlandstalige op newgrounds...hmm nu alleen een subject vinden, hmmm

"belgie ruled" ?

...i don't get it....still, nice photoshopping...i thinkuseless thread though

I knew the name, but it's too long ago, i can't remember, i don't get why you still wan't to listen to that song...but u use a download programme right? so i don't think u will need the actuall title, just type o-zone, and u will get something with "numa numa" in it, cuz it's just known by that name on the int3rn3ts

At 5/22/06 06:34 PM, lott1 wrote: Well i think people make fun of u for making shitty ass threads and posts like this.....

hehe, u told him good, but can't i see why the lock group is that great, i hate that speakonia voice (ow right, stephen hawking".... moron.....)

I don't get it, if u are not the age u should be when u are in grade 5, it means u are held back, right? (everyone seems to say that) so, that means u ARE OLDER THEN HIM, why do u take that shit from a little kid, u are the big strong older boy, who is held back, that's supposed to be "cool"....i think, u get alot of chicks, so that means its cool....right?

ow, and a 11 year old emo just doesn't make sense to me... i think ur a big fat liar!

ow yeah! a thread about the red hot chili peppers, why didn't i came up with that, i love the chili peppers, when i get some money, the cd will be mine! does any one here knows how much the cd costs...in € please (i'm not americanos)

any1 else got a song they cant get enough of?

alot of songs from daft punk are addictive...but nothing can be better than the wonderfull sounds of calefornia....ow wawit, isn't that also a song? ow well, i meant the r.h.c.p. off course (singing about calefornia alot, you get me!)

wow, thanks every body, i'm surprised i got replies...cause this is didn't got any replies when i first posted it,oh well, good i keep up to date with my posts...thanks again!

i know full metal alchemist, but i've never seen it, it's a shame, but it's not broadcast around here, but maybe this movie will let me give a glimp at the show!

but is it a good movie, in general? cause i didn't see it, i don't think i ever will and i even heard that it missed an oscar...so it can't be THAT extreemly good? can it?
ow and comments like :"oh, brokeback mountain" ?........what the hell is tha insulting about it's, it's not even funny, people are getting dumber and dumber, like jim carrey......... ooooh, jim carrey

you don't have to tell me

Ok. Your joke sucked. I'm sure it might have been funny at the time, but it's not that funny. Broke Back Mountian has been the target of so many jokes lately, that nothing about it is funny anymore. I've heard just about every gay joke surounding it in the last month or so, to the point where it becomes just totally boring to hear about it.

okay, i didn't know there where alot of jokes aout brokeback mountain, this is the first one i see, but maybe that's because i never cared much about that movie....

hehe, yeah, it's funny.....

but that's all i can say....

u know those manga loops with a cathcy tune like this;

http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf

or

http://runescaper.com/index.swf

well if any one knows more of those nice flashes, u can post them here, cause i found them really amusing!