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So guys, I wish to watch this streaming video of this thing. But it's only available for people in the US.
Does anyone know how to set up a proxy? I tried a few times, but I never seem to get it going.

And proxy.org isn't doing the trick either. So I was wondering if anyone is able to give me a small step by step instruction on how to pull this off, without migrating to the states.

At 3/31/12 04:43 PM, Revo357912 wrote: The vagina is bloody.

Herp, hows your biology class doing man?
Menstruation =/= ovulation. It's actually quite the opposite.

But women do tend to be more in the mood for sex during their menstruation though. I overlooked that when I made this thread.

At 3/31/12 04:21 PM, captainlolz wrote: i answered your question humans do not have mating season

Okay. But can you answer me if theres a way you can tell when a woman is ovulating?

At 3/31/12 04:10 PM, captainlolz wrote: humans ovulate every month so we don't have a mating season

Yeah I know. Thats why I asked if there is a way to tell when a woman is ovulating. Just by looking at here.

Next time read the thread

At 3/31/12 01:45 PM, Gagsy wrote: Scratch that.

My recent horniness may in fact have more to do with me watching nothing buy Community for the past week and coming to the slow sexual awakening that Joel McHale is one deliciously sexy individual who does weird things to my ovaries without even being anywhere near in contact with them.

Dayum.

Good call. Maybe television does have an impact on how we (as people) feel hormonal. Like with breaking bad. Everyone suddenly started doing drugs.

But let me just add that Joel has nothing on Alison Brie.

That cutie can tutor me any day

At 3/31/12 01:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: I've been feeling rather horny for the past week, so maybe. Maybe.

I thought you were horny all year around?

like me?

At 3/31/12 01:09 PM, MushookieMan wrote: If you want wet vaginas go to a beach or something.

No I mean as in, chicks being ready for plowing.

I know it sounds stupid or whatever, but theres something that I wish to be true/wondered about;
Humans having a mating season.

I did some googling and some say our special times are during winter and spring. But others say we got rid of it completely due to storing food during the winter and having shelter all year around etc.

But then others say that women get in "heat" during their ovulation. But women lost the ability to show this, so it's kind of useless to men.

but horses and other animals can tell though.

The reason I'm wondering is because I noticed that during spring a lot of my friends tend to break up. Also what the best season would be to go looking for some wet vaginas.

Whatya think the best time would be to go looking for some wet vaginas? Or what about being able to tell when a women is ovulating?

and would be more wiling to cheat

At 16 seconds ago, Damien wrote: How is this shit going? Any progress?

Oops wrong thread.

How is this thing going? Any progress?

How is this shit going? Any progress?

lol Vista isn't that different from Win7 if you got the latest service pack.
The only difference is UI and that taskbar they call the "powerbar" or whatever.

Just try doing a clean install all over again of any kind of OS (Geesh guys)

I don't sleep.

Sleeping is for the dead.

All the files instantly get duplicated on an ftp server that has a random encrypted code that changes every hour, which is located on a hardrive in south africa which only me and my lawyer know the location for.

So, to answer your question; My files get backed up before they're even created.

At 24 minutes ago, Rallard wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, Damien wrote: Your crutch is an internet forum.
Therefor you are a hypocrite.

Even if this was true, which it's not, I'm not ingesting the internet or a forum to make myself feel better. It's a means of communication and discussion, nothing else, and it doesn't change my brain patterns through the use of chemicals.

Try again.

I wasn't saying that the internet is a drug. I'm saying its a crutch. All drugs are crutches(from your point of view), but not all crutches are drugs.

At 4 minutes ago, Rallard wrote: I'm fine with people taking drugs for medical reasons. But what medical reason does caffeine have? It doesn't. It's a crutch to use to get through the day. Alcohol is a crutch to use to enjoy life more, when you're perfectly capable of being happy sober if you want to be.

Your crutch is an internet forum.
Therefor you are a hypocrite.

At 15 minutes ago, Rapacity wrote: Damien, the people you're hanging out with are calling you a crackhead by saying that you're on drugs.

I know right, what the fuck bro. The worst part is that they're on drugs themselves.

See what I did there? I just confused the fuck out of everybody because the person that said this doesn't do anything else besides drinking, you might think that this person smokes weed or snorts coke. BUT NOP. JUST DRUGS. NO NOT THAT DRUGS. THE OTHER DRUGS. THE DRUGS THAT ISNT AS BAD AS THE OTHER DRUGS?

This shit can be confusing. Call alcohol alcohol, call weed weed. The collective all these things are drugs.

At 1 minute ago, Rallard wrote:

At 7 minutes ago, Damien wrote: This Rallard guy is really rustling my jimmies guys.

Why? Because you know I'm right? And take your rustling jimmies back to 4chan, that phrase should have died months ago.

A clear body is a clear mind, or so they say. How can you even argue against that?

I'm not arguing against that. I'm arguing against the nitpicking. The fact that you're not acknowledging grey areas. Like being drunk or high on caffeine. That shit pisses me off because there is so much more out there then being a condescending prick because someone isn't as "pure" as you are.

And the whole "A clear body makes a clear mind" phrase can also be seen the other way around. As in a clear mind makes for a clear body.
From what I see it your mind is troubled by the people who abuse substances. And your body will suffer from this, in stress form.

It's also an entire life style. Its living your life in a clear way. A clear mind can be found in complete abstinence of everything.

This includes masturbation; material goods; and all the other goodies that society has to offer.

So unless you're okay with people calling you an arrogant prick, please stop being black and white.

And I apologize for my shitty 4chan terms. I've been away from this place for far too long. Also, the reason I used that phrase is because I was somewhat joking and you weren't really getting on my nervers(or whatever the fuck it means), you're a cool guy. Don't sweat it. Just avoid being close minded.

This Rallard guy is really rustling my jimmies guys.
Well, if it weren't for him we wouldn't have an active discussion I guess.

If it weren't for the haters and cunts this thread would've been over before I farted a second time.

Please never change.

At 1 minute ago, Kane-Farrell wrote: drug = some chemical that changes your body.

alcohol is a drug,
caffeine is a drug,
hell, even aspirin is a drug.

I KNOW. THATS WHAT I SAID. But refering to it in a casual conversation is what bothers me. We have specific words for specific types of drugs. Thats why words like "drunk" or "high" or "tripping balls" are here.
Putting everything into one specific category is a fascist and extreme form of thinking.

If I'd take your extreme example, I could call all fascists and extremist nazis or a communist or a fucking republican.

You see how many grey areas there are? I don't get you people anymore.

At 1 minute ago, Rallard wrote: Sometimes when I go out with my friends and they get drunk, I tell the sober people I'm with that "I hate hanging out with these fools when they're on drugs." Alcohol may be legal but it's a DRUG, okay, and it's bad for you and if you're drunk then you're on drugs. Treat it as such, refer to it as such.

So we should refer people that come out of starbucks or who drink coffee all day long to being on drugs now? Okay, lets see how that goes.

I get it. It alters your perception. It has a physiological effect when ingested. It's a drugs.
What I don't get is that when someone is fairly drunk, they us the term "He/she is on drugs"

So I come here with a question;

Who here would refer to being drunk as being on drugs. Why do you say this? Do you have some kind of problem with alcohol?
I don't feel to good with people taking cocaine but I don't go out of my way to call them junkies.

Does anyone here know people that call alcohol a drug. Not because it is one, but because that is what their belief is. Or whatever...

you know

If they're gonna two faced, they should at least make sure that one of them is good looking....

At 1 minute ago, Damien wrote:

List at least one and no more than five activities you'd like to do

oops, I named a few too many.

Heres my top 5 activities:

-Bars
-Local cuisine
-Local landscapes
-IKEA
-Museums/Local history

REPLY TO THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A NORDIC MEETUP IN STOCKHOLM OK LOL

+1

Age (this is important because beer)

21

Preferred length of the meetup (how many days)

Over the course of a weekend. (Thurs-Monday??)

Preferred dates (be as vauge as you want, f.ex. "during summer" is an ok reply)

As far away as possible so I can gather enough money to participate. (i.e. Gimme about 9 months and I'll be rich and famous)

List at least one and no more than five activities you'd like to do

Local histories; Local cultures (musuems etc), beer brawls, go to the original IKEA, go out dancing, getting laid, hangovers, lots of food, talking with fellow newgrounders until the sun rises, see beautiful landscapes, sightseeing, talking to the locals,
OH GOD I WANT TO GO SO BADLY PLEASE GIVE ME SOME TIME I WANT TO GO OH GOD I NEED MONEY

Draw. And then I draw some more.

Just get a lighter or darker shade of colour you're using and then paint over it. Thats basically it. Shade everything everywhere. Don't leave a surface unshaded. Use as many different colour of shades you can. Like 5 types of green or some shit.

Position was already mentioned.

Technique wise? There isn't a lot. I think johnny utah covered it once. From my point of view, I tend to use the different brush type.
Just fuck around with them.

pic related.

Never because I'm not an American.

I was gonna buy zelda, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Am i funny yet gais

That feel when this guy will die in your lifetime ;__;