Looks like it's time to give Joxa some well-deserved regognition.

Steven Hawking Scooter 2
This movie ALWAYS makes me smile. It's a stark reminder of the 'seizure days' of flash where you could horizontally flip the same image over and over to produce a good movie (The original SHS can be found here, but it can't be entered for this compo since it has a daily portal award).

Super SHS
CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!

Toink!
A BBS joke that went slightly wonky.

I'll Be Back

Clock SHS
Has a portal award, but still good fun.

Those who value their sanity should probably stay away from his other submissions. You have been warned.

At 9/6/06 01:15 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: nintendo's official mag is nintendo power.i think somebody is trying to speak for nintendo.in which case nintendo will be sueng the ass who made that site

Nintendo Power doesn't exist outside the USA. This is the UK's official Nintendo magazine, helpfully called Nintendo Official Magazine.

At 9/6/06 12:25 PM, DonCyrus wrote: I just heard on the radio thats its been delayed till March 2007, which is going to put Sony rivals Microsoft a head start on sales and reputation. Oh and Nintendo are getting released early, is a better alternative, and rocks! PWN WII!

At 9/6/06 12:27 PM, Joker_Inc wrote: Oh dear god!

Who needs drugs to make you cleverer? Editing someone's posts to say what you want is obviously even more clever-imating!

At 9/6/06 07:13 AM, SINIST4 wrote: Who cares, the PC was always better.

For gameplay or graphics? It might be for graphics, as long as you can afford one that runs at the same standard as the PS3 (or one that's even better; that's currently possible). Also, most people look for a game system that you can plug into almost any TV and play right away, since they may not understand how to set up a PC. Despite the fact the PS3 hardware can be upgraded like a PC, at least it will be simpler for stupid people to understand.

Okay, I've found a more credible source. There should be no doubt now.

At 9/6/06 06:59 AM, -corruption- wrote: Fucking giddy up.

Cornelious!!

No amount of showering has ever been able to remove that smell from me. Next time I'll syphon from a car.

Same map, different story/missions, both limited by lack of developer experience with a new format. If you have to choose between them, get GTA3. At least it's prettier.

Imagine the tributes that would be made if someone like PickleMan died. People would be voting zero on the more serious tributes.

Beep.

Okay, I admit it's mostly a chance for Nintendo to plug themselves, but news is news. Whether it's 100% accurate is yet to be seen.

At 8/20/06 02:04 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote: "Fuck." Stamper said, after Pox ran out the door. He could still hear him making honking noises as he galloped to his car.

Honking noises FTW!

At 8/21/06 04:31 AM, sonicx734 wrote: I bought it... (seriously?)
Well, I need some help!How am I supposed to draw good?!I saw a car and other things, which are extremely beautyfull!I need heelp!

Start drawing random things on paper, develop an art style, buy a wacom tablet and hand-draw your movies. Judging by that flash, you'll never churn out anything better than crap if you stick with a mouse.

At 8/21/06 05:08 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: *Bitching*

At 8/21/06 05:18 AM, The_Star_Syndicate wrote: *Counter-argument*

It's sad to hear that a major part of Newgrounds' balance has died, but the last thing we need is for angry SS members to bitch at each other across the NG BBS. Take the fight to MSN or something.

I may not have paid much attention to the dailytoons before, but I'll be watching #249 and #250. May the SS be loved and hated for years to come.

At 7/21/06 04:08 PM, Eques_Ardor wrote:

1) Have you heard of the Nunchuck attachment?
2) Have you heard of the "Classic"/Virtual Console controller?

At 7/21/06 04:33 PM, -Lalo- wrote: besides, there is no need for those addons, you could just plug in your old NGC controller into the Wii and play it traditionally or something...
hope you guys reconsider it, you'll get a wider audience if you release it for both XBLA and the Wii Virtual Console ;)

Wah. Serves me right for not browsing the topic before posting...

At 7/20/06 10:15 AM, TomFulp wrote: I know we showed a rough demo of Castle Crashers last year on a Gamecube. Unfortunately, publishers aren't looking for Gamecube games anymore, so it isn't an option for us. With Live Arcade, we can publish ourselves! The model is great for small developers.

Meh, fair enough, it's a bit obvious that GC finished '3rd' in this generation. Then again, since the Virtual Console service on Wii is also supposedly offering support for indie developers, you could possibly release AH or CC on that too. *Crosses fingers*

*Sigh* Were you spamming up Zeus' inbox with gay porn again? I wouldn't underestimate that dude if I were you.

After seeing videos like this, I've been hoping that Adult Swim would make it here. Whether it's the same as the American one remains to be seen.

Assasin was entirely based around the idea of torturing /humiliating /maiming /killing pop culture icons, and since SNN is roughly related to this, the link provides another movie that people might enjoy for the same reasons. But it should probably branch off into its own collection page, so that the Great Stupid Public don't get too confused.

Probably a morphing ability. That way, you could turn yourself into any superhero you wanted, and blatantly use their signature powers as your own. And then get sued for copyright infringement.

At 5/30/06 05:08 AM, coolman1457 wrote: how come high level users don't post

We're too busy training with the high-class weapons that come with our levels.

Well, a U-bend isn't exactly 'high-class', but it's better than a baseball bat.

Original:
When carefully prepared, a portion of deep-fried fish served with potato chips can be the most succulent meal ever concieved.

Obviously I've chucked in a few words that are bound to translate badly.

In Korean:
üXJŒ D\ L, ? iÐ ¬”deep-fried<à0X €„@ tLÀconcievedä™ Ý¬ tD  ˆ”ä.

Back to English:
When preparing attention, the portion of the deep-fried fish which is served to the potato chip is a possibility concieved multi juice meal of connecting until now.

Ah well, it was worth a shot.

It's amazing how something so crazy and 'serious' is brought down by one post-it note.

Pico is the mascot. Sherbert is the pet. Strawberry Clock is king.

At 5/21/06 04:13 AM, darknezz1 wrote: NOW SUCK IT BITCH!

Make me.

I have a feeling that the website hosting the video has put something in place to prevent screenshots from being taken. Shrink your browser, open another window to make the browser window inactive, then take the screenshot again.

I have a feeling that many mods would want to be able to use a ban hammer in the same way.

Here's hoping that the next step after PM is a Union system like Gamespot's. That way, all of the major flash groups and forum clubs could have their own dedicated area of Newgrounds to design and post news to as they wish. However, there would need to be a few restrictions in place to prevent abuse, like requiring three people from your buddy list to agree to forming the club/group page, or by restricting some privileges until the club/group is fully fledged.

Anyway, it's good to hear that NG is still on the rise. Don't ever stop.

At 5/17/06 02:40 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: So no, stop being such fucking irritating, arrogant English supremists - and then I'll stop being "so damn Scottish".

You and me both, 'bruddah'.

Damn, isn't there any water or something to throw on it? I'm not risking the whiskey supply on it...

At 5/17/06 02:12 PM, Invaderchris wrote: Make a club. Than all this shit would be over.

*a-HEM*