How majestic thou art, in your divine nature. Symbolized by a snake, embodied by a sausage: Enjoyed by I. Your coursing veins, they fill me with joy. The warmth; the recoil at a cold hand in the mornings air. Don't be afraid I am here once again my tiny little friend.
This vein-y satisfaction is all my quivering hands can bear on this winters morn. My thoughts always come back to you. Oh how you writhe and shake, standing at a attention whenever is near, or when men with flip flops on gallivant past. I spend hours a day harassing and sometimes punishing you for these unwarranted intrusions into my zipper. Stay back I beckon with great might as the autistic girl accidentally sits on my lap; foiled once more.
Foolish audience of children, they laugh at the relationship we posses. You, you are my masterpiece, my secret lover with whom I share the worlds unending bounty of lubrication. Now come my friend, we must venture into my sisters bedroom and plunder the cavern whilst she slumbers. I must admit, you and I have wonderful adventures. With you my heart resides.
I felt the need to express emotions for him.
Do you not feel the same?
