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Author Search Results: 'dalmo'

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Topic: I Want a Gun

Posted: 11/24/09 01:52 PM

Forum: General

Just buy a normal handgun. Nothing fancy, they all serve the same purpose. Nobody is going to break into your house and be like "Oh, he's just got a Smith & Wesson Ill take my chances..."

Although bursting out of your bedroom with a shotgun and an M-16 on your back would be pretty badass.

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Blushing

Topic: My Best Friend

Posted: 11/24/09 01:02 PM

Forum: General

How majestic thou art, in your divine nature. Symbolized by a snake, embodied by a sausage: Enjoyed by I. Your coursing veins, they fill me with joy. The warmth; the recoil at a cold hand in the mornings air. Don't be afraid I am here once again my tiny little friend.

This vein-y satisfaction is all my quivering hands can bear on this winters morn. My thoughts always come back to you. Oh how you writhe and shake, standing at a attention whenever is near, or when men with flip flops on gallivant past. I spend hours a day harassing and sometimes punishing you for these unwarranted intrusions into my zipper. Stay back I beckon with great might as the autistic girl accidentally sits on my lap; foiled once more.

Foolish audience of children, they laugh at the relationship we posses. You, you are my masterpiece, my secret lover with whom I share the worlds unending bounty of lubrication. Now come my friend, we must venture into my sisters bedroom and plunder the cavern whilst she slumbers. I must admit, you and I have wonderful adventures. With you my heart resides.

I felt the need to express emotions for him.
Do you not feel the same?

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Topic: To all experimental girls

Posted: 11/21/09 02:47 AM

Forum: General

UAt 11/21/09 02:45 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/21/09 02:44 AM, Gagsy wrote: Experimental girls? On Newgrounds?

Wrong audience buddy.
yes, take it from gagsy, newgrounds women are sexless old maids

lol. Win.


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Topic: Miley Cyrus' Tour Bus Crashes...

Posted: 11/21/09 02:38 AM

Forum: General

It's a party in the usa! Look at that girl with rocking hips. Dodidoo Dee bop. I guess I didn't get the memo should I have worn stilettos? Yeah I like her new song too! It sure is catchy fellas.

/butters

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Topic: Male Landing Strip

Posted: 11/21/09 02:29 AM

Forum: General

Why are you so mad about it?


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Topic: Her Number!!

Posted: 11/21/09 01:17 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 01:12 AM, Enhance wrote:
At 11/21/09 12:56 AM, dalmo wrote: Because I do know Chinese.
If you know Chinese than why would you have to decode it?
Wouldn't that just be called reading it?

As you may tell, I enjoy making things difficult for you and your family.

Because I don't know it fluently, just enough to ask her number or ask her out.


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Topic: She passed out, on my crotch.

Posted: 11/21/09 01:09 AM

Forum: General

Omg my dad passed out, on my crotch, and my mom found the pictures! !!1!


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Topic: sesame street

Posted: 11/21/09 01:03 AM

Forum: General

Oscar the grouch is cool, bro.


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Topic: Her Number!!

Posted: 11/21/09 12:56 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 12:54 AM, Enhance wrote:
At 11/21/09 12:51 AM, dalmo wrote: Se that would make sense except I asked for it in Chinese. That's why she wrote it in Chinese.
Why would you ask for it in Chinese if you don't know Chinese?

Because I do know Chinese.


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Expressionless

Topic: Her Number!!

Posted: 11/21/09 12:51 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 12:49 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: I don't want to burst your bubble, but I think she wrote it in chinese because she thought you didn't know chinese.

I'm pretty sure she's messing with you and doesn't want you to call her or anything.
Sorry...

Se that would make sense except I asked for it in Chinese. That's why she wrote it in Chinese.


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Elated

Topic: Her Number!!

Posted: 11/21/09 12:44 AM

Forum: General

I'm so proud of myself! Today my work called and asked me to work on my day off. Originally I was going to say no but the manager sparked my interest by telling me the girl I like was there.

I maneuvered my way into working with her. To make a long story short I eventually got her phone number but she wrote it in Chinese. Now decoding it was the easy part. What I need to know is how long should I wait to text her?


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Topic: People who don't hold open doors...

Posted: 11/20/09 05:57 PM

Forum: General

Lol I'm the king of the Indiana Jones.


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Topic: Poozy's dailey meals?

Posted: 11/20/09 01:25 PM

Forum: General

I heard he usually wakes up and devours a fresh bowl of cock before the day begins.

<3 you poozy.

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Topic: Hippies invaded my IT class!

Posted: 11/20/09 01:22 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 01:12 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: OH GOD! MORE OF THEM!

And Morph-people!

I would be more worried about that black guy..


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Topic: Hippies invaded my IT class!

Posted: 11/20/09 01:10 PM

Forum: General

Duck and Cover! Goddamn hippies. Pull out the Regan manifesto and show them who is boss!


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Topic: Assisted suicide

Posted: 11/20/09 01:06 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 11:56 PM, b-rod wrote:
At 11/19/09 11:54 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:
I think that everyone would agree that "assisted suicide" is "assisted suicide".
Yea i got the joke miliseconds after i posted that reply. I have now embarrassed myself in front of everyone and will kill myself
anyone like to assist?
Sure thing, kid-o.

HAY THATS MURDER!


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Expressionless

Topic: College

Posted: 11/20/09 01:01 PM

Forum: General

I am currently 16 years old and attending college on a program called PSEO. Basically instead of going to high school I am going to college instead and receiving credits for both. The problem with this is that I will have my Associate degree in Applied Sciences like a month before I receive my diploma (Which is going to make for a kick ass graduation speech). The thing that worries me though is that I will be 2 years ahead of everyone else in my age range, and I will still be extremely young.

I have recently been trying to decide between a field in either Physics or Computer Programming. These are my secondary goals though as I am going for my Masters In Business management first. College is a little scary though and I am still feeling my way around this first semester. The actual intimidation of being here has warn off but the idea that I am going to be doing this for another 8-12 years is discouraging. Does anyone have any idea how to make this a little bit more enjoyable?

In addition to College I also work 2 jobs which greatly hinder my free time. I feel like my life is completely consumed with college and work. What do those of you that actually attend college do to cope with such strain?

I really was interested in the idea of taking a year off after I got my Associates and Diploma but many people have told me if I take time off I probably wont go back.

What should I do about all this? Its stressing me out and effecting my every day life severely.


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Topic: Rage Against the Machine

Posted: 11/20/09 12:51 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 12:45 PM, Evark wrote:
At 11/20/09 12:40 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1122519
Sure enough, I viewed it on this very PC, as my browser recognized that link and it was entitled "Rage Against the Machine." Now for the truly burning question: why was it deleted?

Maybe you didn't rage hard enough. Perhaps Rage Against the Machine is so anti advertisement they don't want you advertising them not liking being advertised, in which case this thread will be deleted by their agents in no time at all.


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Topic: Parents hearing you curse

Posted: 11/20/09 12:46 PM

Forum: General

Like two weeks ago my fucking dad bursts into my room and starts yelling at me and my step brother.

Apparently when we were tea bagging people in halo and moaning my 7 year old brother who wasn't allowed to play because he was being an asshole was listening. He told on us and did an exact recreation of what we sounded like. The eerie emulation of my voice by that child still haunts me. So now my dad doesn't want me to T-Bag anymore.

Asshole

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Topic: Is Anyone Else Hungover?

Posted: 11/20/09 12:43 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 12:34 PM, Peaceblossom wrote:
At 11/20/09 12:33 PM, Diddy wrote:
At 11/20/09 12:27 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: No. Nobody drinks on Thursdays, you fucking alcoholic.
Up you. I'm a student. Every day is a Saturday
That's even worse. I'm also a student, and I'm not even going out tonight because I need to be doing an assignment tomorrow morning before I work. You're probably taking some joke major that your parents are paying for, aren't you?

Someone finally fucking calling it like it is. Seriously all you fucks that drink all day then show up to my class without having our peer reviews done. Wtf? I reviewed your paper for two hours last night all that is written on my paper is directions to fucking subway. Asshole, this is college grow up.


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Topic: Kreatin-monohydra te

Posted: 11/20/09 12:33 PM

Forum: General

Creatin concentrates water in your cells of your muscles making them more hydrated and give you a better work out. It is extremely dangerous though, if you don't get enough water you can easily be dehydrated. I suggest you don't use it if your only doing PE if you start weightlifting then you may be more in need of it. But at 14 its just an all around bad idea.


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Topic: Will you beat your childrien?

Posted: 11/20/09 11:52 AM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 11:49 AM, Tobi wrote: Only if he did something unacceptable. I wouldn't beat him for his way of thinking our sexuality, but if they enforce him to bad things, fuck yeah I would.

What the fuck are you talking about? Our sexuality? If they enforce him to do bad things? Goddamn do you even proof read what you are writing?


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Topic: Heart Palpitations

Posted: 11/20/09 11:50 AM

Forum: General

I have them occasionally. I nearly pass out, its usually when I am walking up stairs or taking cold medication. IT WAS AWESOME.


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Topic: Will you beat your childrien?

Posted: 11/20/09 11:48 AM

Forum: General

Yes I will. I will beat and molest my children... THAT WILL TEACH EM.

Hot little fuckers.

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Topic: So a guy has a crush on a girl...

Posted: 11/20/09 11:46 AM

Forum: General

Its simple really. The guy quits being a pussy offers up a threesome and never talks to them again.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 04:56 PM

Forum: General

About 4% of the people I come into contact with are smarter than me.


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Topic: Who is the best fictional author...

Posted: 11/19/09 01:02 PM

Forum: General

Me.

Yes me

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Topic: What will music be like in 10years?

Posted: 11/18/09 09:17 PM

Forum: General

GAt 11/16/09 01:03 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

We'll carry around mobile phones that also work as an MP3 player and can download MP3s at any time.

That's taking it a little too far... Ten years buddy not thirty.


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Topic: Phone Number

Posted: 11/18/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

Here is how this is going to work. I'm going to give somebody from my contact lists phone number. Pick a number between one and 70. The 14th poster makes the final decision. Whomevers number i give up I will provid information about to make fuckin with them enjoyable.


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Topic: Your technique to get up

Posted: 11/18/09 08:38 PM

Forum: General

Usually I wake up 1-2 minutes before my alarm clock and just hover over it to shut it off.


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