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Author Search Results: 'Dalario'

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Topic: There is something in my computer.

Posted: 11/02/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

Bring it to geek squad and say that you believe there is a bug in it.


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Topic: I got drunk off a sundae

Posted: 09/30/09 01:36 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 01:25 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: I just found out a possible cause for this.

I believe my pancreas released too much insulin in a reaction to the extreme amounts of sugar and i was temporairly hypoglycemic.

hypoglycemia has nearly the same symptoms of being drunk.
At 9/30/09 01:25 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: I just found out a possible cause for this.

I believe my pancreas released too much insulin in a reaction to the extreme amounts of sugar and i was temporairly hypoglycemic.

hypoglycemia has nearly the same symptoms of being drunk.

*shrug*
I'm lactose intolerant (I don't care, I drink milk daily), and when I eat too much icecream something similar happens to me.


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Topic: what to do with a broken glowstick

Posted: 09/30/09 01:13 PM

Forum: General

Microwave it. It will get brighter.


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Topic: Latin exam < apocalypse

Posted: 09/30/09 01:34 AM

Forum: General

Here's a solution, study and be good at school.

But wait... who the hell still study latin ?!


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Topic: Why do women moan...

Posted: 08/18/09 03:29 AM

Forum: General

You know how you get turned on when you hear them moan ? Well, they are aware of it, that's why they moan so much.

Also, it feels really good.

Protip: Lots of women get turned on my the moans of men, so don't be shy to moan and fake "extreme orgasm".


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Topic: Much better then cloverfield

Posted: 08/15/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

I am guessing that you are talking about District 9, the new movie about alien racism that came out recently ?


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Shouting

Topic: I feel bugs on me. Am I crazy?

Posted: 08/07/09 06:54 PM

Forum: General

It's because they are INSIDE your skin !


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Topic: Tips On How To Fall Asleep

Posted: 08/07/09 06:31 PM

Forum: General

I alway found it weird that people have trouble sleeping. If you are not tired, just stay up and go sleep later when you are falling asleep...


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Elated

Topic: do americans watch doctor who??:?

Posted: 08/01/09 08:32 PM

Forum: General

We also watch it in Canada !


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Topic: how does it feel to get drunk?

Posted: 08/01/09 02:54 AM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 02:49 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: You drink.

You die.

No, no, no ! You forgot the "You drive" in between you drink and you die !


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Elated

Topic: Color-An-Alien

Posted: 08/01/09 01:21 AM

Forum: Art

Could be better, could be worst.

Color-An-Alien


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Topic: The First Zombies

Posted: 08/01/09 01:02 AM

Forum: General

Wait...

There is that exact same dialogue in true blood, except it's vampires instead of zombies...


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Topic: How long have you technically been?

Posted: 07/29/09 02:38 PM

Forum: General

I've known newgrounds since the time it was just an awkward website, 2 layouts redesign ago I believe. When it was all black, and when assassin and club a seal was THE thing.

It was too weird and I didn't understand what was going on so I didn't register back then.


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Blushing

Topic: The newgrounds rules allow porn?

Posted: 07/29/09 01:42 AM

Forum: General

And by "staff" they mean "stamper".


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Topic: Least favorite Food

Posted: 07/28/09 08:56 PM

Forum: General

Fastfood. If I want a hamburger, I'm going to make myself one, and it's going to be alot bigger and a lot better.


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Topic: YouGrounds! [Photoshop]

Posted: 07/26/09 03:21 AM

Forum: General

At 7/25/09 01:00 PM, ragingfred wrote: web hosting doesn't pay for it self.

may god help us all

Hahaha !


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Topic: I Have an Eye Disorder

Posted: 07/26/09 02:34 AM

Forum: General

Good thing Lower Eyelid Reconstruction exist I guess.


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Topic: Bondage.

Posted: 07/20/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

At 4/24/08 07:42 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 4/24/08 07:33 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: so do you guys like it? or hate it? or protest it? whats your opinion of it?
I have these for a reason :)

Hey, I got the same ones ! ;)


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Topic: Lets Draw Megaman

Posted: 07/10/09 01:14 PM

Forum: Art

At 4/10/09 03:23 PM, lenkobiscuit wrote: fffff

I love it. I also really like the way you color your pictures !

It feels like an original artwork from the games

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Topic: How do you like your orange juice?

Posted: 07/02/09 10:13 PM

Forum: General

Extra pulp.


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Topic: Lucky Number Sleven

Posted: 07/02/09 07:51 PM

Forum: General

I have seen that movie with my brother at the cinema when it came out. It's a GREAT movie !


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Topic: Alalalalalalalala lala... Boom? Wtf

Posted: 06/25/09 11:59 PM

Forum: General

In real life, they yell "Allahu Akbar".

"Allah is the only god."

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Topic: Fresh Out Tha Shop!

Posted: 06/21/09 01:23 AM

Forum: Art

Damn, you got some really impressive stuff !


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Topic: Breasts and Sex

Posted: 06/19/09 05:48 PM

Forum: General

At 6/19/09 05:45 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 6/19/09 05:06 PM, Cybersief wrote: Pear-shaped? I've never heard of that. I never knew there was shapes! Just sizes.
lmao, I proudly, have seen all the shapes, lol

[ and as I said earlier, pear shape are the ones that kind of curve up to the nipple, id show an example but well... ]

Aren't those banana boobs ?


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Topic: Kitty fucked up my hand!

Posted: 06/15/09 03:11 PM

Forum: General

Hell, even those wanna-be emo cut deeper than that.

A real man would only flinch if it was his manhood that was under a kitchen knife.


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Topic: Something Is Very Wrong

Posted: 06/15/09 03:08 PM

Forum: General

Sometimes, your computer speakers pick up radio signals. Try unplugging them.


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Topic: Facial Question (prn Nsfw)

Posted: 06/15/09 02:59 PM

Forum: General

Sometimes.

Only when you are really turned on and you feel kinky. Or when you did something really great and your girlfriend want to give you a little "special gift". But otherwise, not a lot... it's stick and it's a pain to wash when it get in your hairs.


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Topic: GoW steals from Circle Trilogy?

Posted: 06/15/09 02:41 PM

Forum: General

I don't remember travelling between dimensions when falling asleep in GoW.

I remember going underground and killing the aliens that lives there.


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Topic: 'Of' is not the same as 'have'

Posted: 06/14/09 06:35 PM

Forum: General

It's worst than "youre" "you're", "your" and "you are"...

Hell, I don't even know anyone that speak English in real life and I'm able to write it correctly. There is a reason people call it the easiest language to learn.

Some people really look retarded when they write it wrong.


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Topic: Is 4 vicodin too much.

Posted: 06/12/09 07:51 PM

Forum: General

Most pills have something in them that make you puke them if you take too much. So you wouldn't die.

But your kidney would get destroyed. You don't want that.


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