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Response to: Ask a Japanese Schoolgirl Anything! Posted December 22nd, 2010 in General

Do you get approached by hideous and overweight caucasians that then proceed to tell you how "kawaii" you are?

Response to: Arguements in your family? Posted December 22nd, 2010 in General

My family never argues. We just all get along and go about our own business.

Response to: Cats :3 Posted December 24th, 2009 in General

My last cat mysteriously disappeared one night and never came back. I'm assuming someone in the neighbourhood killed it.

Response to: Brittney Murphey? Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

Merely another nameless person to disappear into the void.

Response to: My girlfriend is pregnant Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

Good job you stupid bastard.

Christmas Plans Posted December 22nd, 2009 in General

It's that wonderful time of year again. Tell me Newgrounds, what are your plans for Christmas day? I'm heading down to my uncle's property, he has a dam and tennis court, although I'll have to put up with his two kids.

Response to: Australia - step towards Communism Posted December 15th, 2009 in General

The thing is there's no hands holding Kevvy in place. He can do practically whatever he wants, when he wants. He doesn't care about what the Australian people think either, all of these policies like the Emissions Trading Scheme, the Internet Censorship and Immigration Policies are all to make him look good in the eye of the U.N., they're not for the good of the people. All in all, he's no better then a Communist dictator.

Response to: You are allowed to unlock 1 thread. Posted November 10th, 2009 in General

I wouldn't unlock any thread because they're locked for a reason.

Response to: My mother's killer,26 years in jail Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

At 11/3/09 01:36 AM, Sekhem wrote: Deserves death penalty not this bullshit.

What he actually deserves is a life sentence. A death penalty would be too quick, a life sentence is an incredibly slow, painful and lonely way to die.

Response to: school uniforms? Posted October 18th, 2009 in General

At 10/18/09 05:19 AM, JollySpace wrote: People actually have to wear uniforms?

In my high school, wearing a uniform is required. What's even worse is that my principal is going to make us wear our formal uniform 100% of the time next year, rather then our sports uniform.

Response to: school uniforms? Posted October 18th, 2009 in General

I'll be honest with you, I don't enjoy wearing a school uniform. I'd rather put on a good t-shirt and a decent pair of jeans. I'd look better, I'd feel better, I'd be more comfortable and, because of that, work a lot better. I don't know about you, but I work a lot better in a relaxed environment, rather then a strict environment.

Response to: what will you bring on my ark? Posted October 18th, 2009 in General

I would bring a rabies-like pathogen onto the ark to ultimately destroy Newgounds' user base once and for all.

Response to: Wapanese got to my sister. Posted February 7th, 2009 in General

Think of it this way: obsessing over anime isn't as harmful as some other hobbies out there. She'll grow out of it and find something else to do in her spare time.

Response to: Is the mature portal really needed? Posted February 3rd, 2009 in General

The mature portal has absolutely no practical use, despite what anyone says.

Response to: If The Whole Of Ng Lived Together.. Posted February 3rd, 2009 in General

I would attempt to find the professional animators and ask them if they would give me a few lessons with Flash.

Response to: You're Favorite Book Posted January 31st, 2009 in General

"Matthew Flinders' Cat" by Bryce Courtenay.

Response to: Slain toddler says "I love you"... Posted January 28th, 2009 in General

It's hard to know what goes on inside these criminals' heads. I could never bring myself to harm a child, let alone murder it and try to cover it up. There is one thing we can be happy for though, the parents have been caught, and hopefully, some form of justice will be delivered.

Response to: Places That Just Fail To See Trolls Posted August 30th, 2008 in General

The art of trolling and sarcasm is lost to this forum, along with a lot of other nice things.

Response to: This is the worst attemp at flash!! Posted June 28th, 2008 in General

At 6/28/08 03:50 PM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Haha look at this movie its soo horrible made me puke bloodhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vi ew/445785

Chances are he made it bad on purpose for fun. Also, making an entire thread just to spite a submission is a little immature, not to mention stupid, don't you think? Make your review, 0 it, move on.

Response to: Users that just piss you off... Posted April 13th, 2008 in General

Everyone on this forum because you're all such shitty posters.

Response to: Goddamnit, Newgrounds. Posted April 12th, 2008 in General

Why would you spent half an hour in this shit hole? I can't stand to look at for two minutes.

Response to: If NewGrounds had a Spam forum... Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

If there was a spam forum, there would be a lot less shitty posting in this forum.

Response to: The Anti-Spam Petition Posted March 27th, 2008 in General

It is the people's right to submit flash, no matter if it's a masterpiece or spam. You cannot oppress the rights of the people you dirty Communist.

Response to: I hate Newgrounds! Posted March 16th, 2008 in General

At 3/16/08 06:07 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Go read 10 random Youtube comments and you will come back thinking NG as the pinnacle of intelligence.

Acually, the situation at YouTube is better then here. Newgrounds will never be thought of "the pinnacle of intelligence" when compared to anything. Ever.

Response to: I hate Newgrounds! Posted March 16th, 2008 in General

You're in the right mind set if you hate Newgrounds. Idiots roam freely, nearly everyone in these forums are shitty and unfunny posters. Why would you not hate Newgrounds?

Response to: why atheists are wrong Posted November 26th, 2007 in General

Oh, just wonderful. Another debate over a topic which is impossible to debate. It's like me saying there's a yellow spotted purple Monkey on the dark side of the Moon. No one can disprove what I said, neither can I prove what I said.

Response to: i hate pigeons!!! Posted November 26th, 2007 in General

I found a type of Pigeon that's better then regular Pigeons. Topknot Pigeon.

i hate pigeons!!!

Response to: another site that wants to be NG Posted November 26th, 2007 in General

They cannot hurt us if we ignore their existence.

Response to: You may be a mod bigbadron... Posted November 22nd, 2007 in General

Bigbadron actually has a greater sense of humour then the huge majority of you here, and that's good enough for me.

Response to: 'B' is overated Posted November 20th, 2007 in General

At 11/20/07 05:08 PM, theicecubeclock wrote: seriously... FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!

You should've thought of that the day you decided to submit that stupid response.