Its not my most painful experience but it one of my buddies.
Imagine you have a smart ass idea to fire a bottle rocket up between your legs and into the air. Imagine the Person firing the bottle rocket is stupid and lit it at the wing angle. Now Imagine said bottle rocket taking a sharp turn, shooting through the crotch of your pants, and then exploding. Yeah. Imagine how hard I was laughing when I was the one who lit the bottle rocket.

Don't guns have more than one bullet in them? He can just shoot you and then shoot the other person you took the bullet for.

I think I would sit back and watch.
What did this person do to deserve this bullet?

King Charles?
O_o He might bite your ankle

Explosions, Drugs, and lots and lots of guns, what else can you ask for?

Willie king?

King of California?

It made me never want to use google for random searches..... EVER AGAIN

At 4/18/08 06:20 PM, string227 wrote: Like when i just got up in the morning, 3 secs after i got a boner. Kind of embarrassing when you get one at school. It its clearly showing. Good thing i was wearing jeans and not P.E. shorts. And my schools p.e. shorts can clearly show a boner.

Well if people look, ask them if they like what they see. lol.

At 4/18/08 06:15 PM, mastershake141 wrote:

At 4/18/08 06:14 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: A random erection? Like one that pops up and screams obscenities?

I hate those erections, just the other day mine screamed " JEW NUTSACK NUT BUTTER"

Hey at least yours is random. mine gives specifics. just the other day It said " Hey, you, girl in the jean skirt, come suck on me"

At 4/15/08 04:19 PM, AngelinFlames wrote:

At 4/15/08 04:18 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: You're not a girl.

Yes I am.

no your not I've seen those pics in a topic a kid made about sexy lena

hurray for jake

Its better than wresling. Two men groping each other in spandex

the bear eluded me but I got the thirteen right

Here I painted my pet peeve

run away

I do beleive you win

Simpsons definatly

Longer time on air, and they have not run out of things to be funny about

I say tom nakes ewgrounds dissapear for a day, no message, no anything, not a trace of newgrounds anywhere. Not even on google or youtube.

At 4/8/08 10:10 PM, Sekhem wrote: reading reviews like this

Haha, and it got voted helpful too!

At 4/8/08 10:09 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Math sounds pretty fun now except I would have a different game.

Yeah, A better game choice would be in order

What does my siggy say, and did you do what it said last night?

A better time

At 4/5/08 04:23 PM, SuperSmashBrosBrawl9 wrote:

At 4/5/08 04:22 PM, Dagamerextreame wrote: Ask her out before he does

But he would get pissed at me, and all of my friends would hate me, you see i used to encourage him to ask her out, but then i kind of fell for her myself

i'm so confused

Hey, take what you want, before someone else does. If it doesn't work out, im sure you could become friends again

Ask her out before he does

How many fingers am I typing with right now

luv addict- family force five or some MJ

At 4/3/08 09:36 PM, Critic71841 wrote: There you are

EPIC
You win

At 4/2/08 07:50 PM, zalecot wrote: yeah anyone got any ideas on how to end the world . I need some creative ideas not the flood the world or giant death ray and such .I need some new kind of way to end the world.

any ideas?

CReate a retrovirus that cures cancer, Worked in I am legend

At 4/3/08 09:38 PM, DasUberCow wrote: This type of thread is really boring. Youre not excactly going to get ninja weapons and chop up zombies and shit. Get a life!

O RLY? heres my MOST favorite weapon
FAT ZOMBIES