12,344 Forum Posts by "da-pope"
At 1/17/07 02:56 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: A , You'll no doubt get more laughs from people and less abuse over it
Thats the one I got.
At 1/17/07 02:33 PM, TheDepthsofHell wrote: lol they're all so fucked up
Thats what makes it awesome.
I got A and it should be here in a few days :)
At 1/16/07 08:14 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote: Damn... I don't know why emos/goths/skaters like to buy stupid shirts.
lol If anything I'd be a prep.
I'm wearing a Guess shirt right now actually.
I think they might give me a hard time at work/school for C and I could get my ass kicked for B.
But based on there level of halarity, which one should I get?
Just in time for the start of 2007, please read this to brush up on the rules of the road so as to reduce the number of traffic incidents on our roads. Direct from the Alberta Motor Association driver's training handbook...
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident driver avoids using them.
2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less of a chance you have of getting hit.
4. Warning! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in your being rear-ended.
5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially with B.C. or Sask, plates. With no insurance, the other operator has nothing to lose.
6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.
7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.
8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures; given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable in Alberta during rush hour, especially in Calgary.
9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that the driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
10. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.
11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling. Alberta is the home of high-speed slalom-driving; thanks to the Department of Public Works, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert.
12. It is tradition in Alberta to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move within three milliseconds of the light turning green.
13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle through the windshield right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.
14. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.
15. In Alberta, 'flipping the bird' is considered a polite salute. This gesture should always be returned.
"Now I can suck a *lollipop* All Day!"
But nothing beats "Rated R, for Retarted."
There is no chance in hell she gets 40 years.
Hell, there's no way she gets jail time. MAYBE community service.
link to the wiki?
And that youtube video is awesome.
For more information on the crack spiders bitch...
Haha.
Yeah, yeah, video thread my ass.
This movie deserves more then to be thrown into a pile with a bunch of other shitty ass movies and videos and to go undiscussed and un-noticed.
150 bucks. Going once?
At 1/7/07 06:48 PM, BlindTiger wrote: Jacksonville, it is the biggest city in the world area wise (As in area and perimeter).
Thats cause it's fucking city limits are about like 20 minutes past the last urban area.
At 1/7/07 06:36 PM, Backseat-Mod wrote: I'd say Calgary or Boston.
Woo Calgary!
I'm suprised that my home has been mentioned the amount of times it has.
Nope.
Although I feel like an idiot cause I know everytime I do it I'm being a fucking retard.
At 1/6/07 07:15 PM, RacistBassist wrote: We would then send suicide bombers
Well what happens when were over-run with suicide bombers?
At 1/6/07 07:10 PM, Athlas wrote:At 1/6/07 07:08 PM, da-pope wrote: Quick Call Samuel L Jackson!I think you'll need snakes to clear out that problem...
What happens when we get over run by snakes?
At 1/6/07 04:33 PM, da-pope wrote: Actually, Mugen is Mazda's tuner factory.
Fun fact.
HONDA. Not Mazda.
Actually, Mugen is Mazda's tuner factory.
Fun fact.
At 1/6/07 02:58 PM, 0peth wrote: First you quote Canas for being right, then you do the same thing he said not to.
Great job.
I wasn't harrasing him o n his musical taste, I was harrasing him on his hipocracy.
At 1/6/07 02:38 PM, jimothyjim00 wrote: Im fairly sure you're on the right line with the fame comment there. I didnt see the new bond but apparently it was the best modern bond for a while.
Not just for a while. I heard it was the best bond ever.
At 1/6/07 02:38 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Was that necessary?
Yes.
I found it quite funny seeing someone call Hip-Hop artists talentless hacks and then claiming "Black/Death metal ftw".
At 1/6/07 03:47 AM, Twerpo wrote: But it still is hockey town. No one said everyone there liked hockey, just that most people do. It is called hockeytown. Besides, say hockey sucks to a player like me in full gear and you're getting fucked up. Big time.
You better be a fine hockey player to make up for your lack of Fantasy hockey skill.
At 1/6/07 01:09 PM, Canas wrote: Stop with the "my music is better" shit. Everybody has their own tastes.
Win.
At 1/6/07 12:26 PM, Epica wrote: Hip Hop = untalented load of shit.
Death/black metal ftw!
...LOL
RAAAAAAR RAAAAR RAAAAAAAAAAARR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR RRRRAAARRRRRRRRRR.
Soo much more talent needed for that, right?
At 1/6/07 02:01 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Oh "whould" they now?
Haha, I'm just gonna that sink in for you...
lol@irony.
Cellerdoor we all know that you love your country. Seriously we get it.
But do you really have to sit there at home on your computer with your flag flapping outside in the wind, telling us random facts that are so miniscule in importance and are just so obscure and pointless you really have to wonder why/how you know all of them? I mean, you come on here and act like a dick to anyone who has a different opinion then you on a certian politcal or militaristic issue just too prove your country is the greatest when in reality people like you are exactly what people around the world hate about Americans. You feel that it is your responsibility to inform us that our countries military is inferior or that your countries inflation rate is actually lower the Barbra Bush's saggy tits when in reality people were just trying to discuss a certian issue in a calm and non-judgemental enviroment.
If it really makes you feel better knowing that you live in what you and your pointless statistics think is the greatest country in the world, thats fine. But we don't need to hear about it in every post you make. So yes, go ahead, start writing up that essay long reply but just remember, no matter how many numbers you throw in there, no matter how many times you point out a typo I made, no matter how many times you tell me that my country is the shitty little run down shack that sits next to the great solid gold mansion that is the US...
You will always be a dick.
At 1/6/07 02:36 AM, Starberry wrote: hey listen, miroslav satan is DEMONIC
He's closing in on 666 points.
The Flames could really use Jesus :(
Calgary Alberta Canada.
Well no. But it's the cleanest city in the world and the second fastest growing behind only Vegas.
:)
