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best website ever

You disgust me, internet.

Why don't you go get a BJ? Then come back and tell us if you still think the same. Though judging by what you've said I'm guessing you know don't know jack shit about blowjobs so you're probably young or anti-social so you may have to get a hooker to give the BJ.

From the numerous times I've been sucked off I've never had the girl accidentally bite me, as for the deepness thing, they don't jam it down too far because it would make them gag. I mean you only stick your finger so down your throat because it gets too close to that little thing that hangs down. Same with BJ's, girls only stick it down so far. As for tripping... well why the fuck would they trip if she was just on her knees or lieing on top of you. Do you think people go for a run while they're getting head?? And for the whole seizure thing, a girl doesn't get a seizure from giving a BJ unless you have a little TV screen on your stomach with bright flashing lights.

At 9/20/09 10:47 AM, jonasbrothers wrote: Man, I AM the bbs!

What the fuck is a jon-asbrot-her?

Use them anyway for the lulz.

Yes you are going to die. There's nothing you can do about it, it is inevitable. I know it sucks but yes, you are going to die.

eventually

Both are ugly fucks compared to Jessica Alba.

I often get boners at random times at school. It's usually due to the way I'm sitting such as leaning forward so putting pressure on my dick making it hard. I don't have to get up from my desk for the period so nobody can see it and it usually goes away by the end of the period. It just happens to go down as I lean back and put all my books and stuff away by the time I stand up it's gone, and if it isn't I have a shoulder bag, so I just put it over my crotch so nobody sees it anyway.

My favorite is obviously Metallica, apart from the St Anger album, everything else kicks ass.

Followed by ACDC, seeing them live in January next year. Then my 3rd fave is either Ozzy or Iron Maiden. I used to like Slipknot before I realized they only have 2 good songs.

At 9/16/09 07:40 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Me too, man. Though I am still capable of spelling correctly lololo. And it looks like you could have stressed out your brain a bit by attempting to do so. My suggestion is that you give your brain a rest now, put on some sweet tunes and chill.

Nnah i get stond like 1nce a fortnite soo i can handle it but 2nite we boughht a shitload and we smked it all in 1 go so we wanna watchh sum crazu sht b4 it wears offf.

nd done of dem flashh videos made my fukin vision all blurry and colourful hahahah

And I'm bored. Mme and mah mate are wasted az and we wanna doos umthing to put it to gudd use. Send uss a funy site or sumthin dat wil make us rofl the fuck out of uor asses lolol. K

Alsoo I gt da fukn munchies, il giv u a dolar 4 sum chips kay

soryy if this duus nt make sense im tooo fukkn high to spell ritee

When you can burp lightning and shit tanks.

At my school in freshman year you choose 2 options, 1 can be any of the normal ones like Art, Drama, Music, ICT etc and the other HAS to be a language. I didn't even wanna learn Japanese, and now it's a year later and I don't have to do a language so I don't.

When I went to the Armageddon Expo earlier this year (It's basically an anime, movie and gaming expo + wrestling) they have this contest called the Kamehameha contest where you go on stage in small groups and have to do an imaginary kamehameha. It creates quite the epic lulz and the audience will cheer for the best kamehameha of that group and the go to the next round, where from then on you do it one at a time so you can say something before you kamehameha.

Anyway, this one girl made it to the semi-final, and she shouted "VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?!" and the entire audience of about 300+ people shouted "IT'S OVER 9000!"

I couldn't stop laughing.

No... I'm leaning on my right hand because I use the mouse with my left hand and my legs are wide open while I fap.

The other day I was getting horny at the computer so I started to search for porn and as I was about to pull down my pants... I suddenly remembered my Mum was in the room.

Thankfully she couldn't see the screen.

I wanna get a tattoo thats says "Taste me you will see, more is all you need". It's some of the lyrics from the Metallica song Master of Puppets.

Pretty neat except the screen is too small and too far back. plus the joysticks look like they would be twiddling around in your pocket as they stick out too far.

Level 80 Prince of Darkness.

ALL ABOARD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I've been the Prince of Darkness since 1979!!!

Most girls I know mostly only like games like Guitar Hero, Eyetoy (when it was cool) and Fable. My sister and most of her friends loved Fable and when I got a 360 and Fable 2 they were crazy to play it. But other than that my girl friends don't like things like Halo or Gears of War. I tried to get my flatmate to play L4D but she thinks it looks too cliche or cheesy. However when I rented out Bioshock and told them it was a horror game my sister and flatmate had a go at it and thought it was pretty cool. My sister was total shit at it, she would never look around and spend most of the time looking in just one direction. My flat mate on the other hand was surprisingly good at aiming and such.

I dunno, girls just aren't really into that sort of shooting, blowing shit up kinda thing like us hardcore men.

I don't but I need them, I'm getting some next month I think, I had to wear a stupid retainer for a few weeks first...

Besides braces are so common nowadays nobody gives a shit.

At 9/12/09 10:08 PM, Tateos wrote: Dude, you have a fucking dick-nose!

The legend begins...

Fail.

epic fail

At 9/11/09 11:42 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Man, you're such a whiny bitch. This should be like the most simple thing in the fucking world. It's just censoring a word, and you have 3 options. Have it changed, censored, or covered by a picture. Pick one and stop acting like the fact that you want to print "SHIT" on a T-shirt is breaking news.

I've already said I'm just god damn censoring it, not changing the word or putting a picture over it. And I'm not acting like it's breaking news, it's just the word "Shit" I say it as naturally as breathing. I just wanna censor it in a way so that it will be acceptable at school and still be understandable.

At 9/11/09 10:44 AM, Lintire wrote: So many 9s, and they named the child Henry. Buzzkill, man, buzzkill. Henry ain't no name for the anti-christ!

I'd have named him Michael or Lucien or Chucky.

Fuck 9/11, way more people died in the holocaust and WW1 than 9/11. And when I say Fuck 9/11, I'm not trying to offend people who lost someone on that day, but it seems to be a little over reacted in my opinion. It's nowhere near as bad as other massacres in the course of history, and what does it matter if there's no more moment of silence for it. They don't do a moment of silence for all the other big massacres and such do they? So deal with it. Mourn the death of your loved one and get on with your life, you can't expect everyone to give a shit about something like this when it has no effect on them.

At 9/11/09 11:30 AM, Xinimater wrote: Well, "smeg" and "dookie" doesn't make any sense and doesn't sound as fun as "Shit", but I bet $100 that your teacher won't recognize those.

Here's a dictionary if you want something better. <.<

http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary/

I told you I'm not changing the word, if I replace shit with something else it no longer becomes the original quote.

Merry Christmas!

ohwait...

At 9/11/09 11:24 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Wow; you must be really fat to be able to fit that much onto 1 shirt.

Wow, you must be really blind to not be able to read letters smaller than the size of your fist, or accidentally hit the ";" key instead of the "," key.

At 9/11/09 11:21 AM, pieplane wrote: be a goddamm rebel, WEAR THAT SHIT SAYIN SHIT!! notcaps :P

But then the fuckin teacher would confiscate it so nobody would see it. If it doesn't technically say shit then I can prevent them from talking it off me duh, so I'm being more rebellious by wearing it and they can't do nothing about it.

I'm tired as fuck right now so hopefully I can type this without making it make no sense.

So I'm getting a custom t-shirt made for me that will have a quote from the ACDC song "Rock 'n' Roll singer" on it. The quote is "You can stick your golden handshake, you can stick your silly rules, and all the other SHIT that you teach to kids in school." I've always liked that phrase and wanna put it on a shirt and wear it to school to piss off my teachers. However obviously I'm not allowed to wear anything to school that contains swearing or innapropriate images (I once got a shirt confiscated because it had a bunch of skeletons in sexual positiions, no penises or boobs, they were only in the positions). So I need to do something with the word "shit" to make it appropriate enough to wear to school.

I'm not gonna replace it with another word like crap because then it would not be the original quote, so I was thinking I have 4 options.

a) "SH!T"
b) "S#!@"
c) "$#!@"
d) "SH*T"
e) "S**T"
or f) "S***"

What do you think would be the best one or if you have another way I can censor it slightly but still make it simple enough to know it says "shit" then please, I'm all ears.