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This is why I always sell my games on TradeMe.co.nz (or for you Americans, eBay) unless EB has some deal where you trade in 2 games to get another game free or something I'll do that.

So my alcoholic boyfriend FINALLY put the bottle down and went to sleep at 5 fucking AM and now I just realized I can do something to him. I've been trying to get him to stop since 11pm last night but he wouldnt so Im looking for a little revenge he's lying on the bed fully clothed on his back.

Ive been on here a few times on Malcolms profile thingy and I kno you guys dont think there are girls on here and all the boys are losers so heaps of you wont believe Im a girl and stuff so fine I dont care but just say something funny and evil I can do to him anyway!!

Sure I could fcuk him buhh Ive done that before and its not that fun and not very good for revenge so wat should I do??

Actually you defined a Metalhead not a Hippie.

Hippes don't listen to Rock they listen to weird stuff that sounds freaky when you're stoned. Hippies do lot's of drugs and stuff but they're also tree-huggers and hobos.

At 12/5/09 05:04 AM, Rawter wrote: okay so these facts are random but hey at least you will have something to talk about to your mates if you randomly come across the topics about facts.

1) Theire are more sheep in New Zealand than people

I live in New Zealand and yeah there's more than 7 million sheep here and only 4.5 million people.

And the one about the cockroach is false, it's only 9 days not weeks.

I always shower with the door locked except when I have girls over. I always have a shower in the morning so if I'm showering when a girl is over she would have stayed the night regardless if we had sex or not. So I leave the door unlocked in case the girl would like to join me or something, and I have had the occasional girl who's come to join me but not very often.

It's called a doctor. I hear they work miracles these days.

At 12/2/09 10:57 PM, Thechickensparta wrote:

At 12/2/09 10:53 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Holy shit. Best shave I've ever had.

15, Male.

i lol'd

I'm 15 and I have to shave every 4 days or I get too hairy.

I'd like to see a Madness game on XBLA, it's probably be just like Madness Interactive except HD graphics and it'd have more complicated gameplay that would make it more similar to the Madness Combat movies.

Why are you posting information about a 3 year old game and encouraging others to do so too when no one really gives a fuck and we could just as easily use Google?

I've seen hundreds of backwards songs on Youtube and this one takes the cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-iDNuZG7 yk

Obvious Troll is obvious...

Rape her.

your cock will crush the unborn kittens

Seeing how everyone else here is just making fun of you I'll be honest. Tricky sounds the coolest IMO.

You should have known better than to ask Newgrounds.

At 11/30/09 01:01 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I just took this one seconds ago.

You look like Kirk Hammet!!

I don't know if you've noticed but all the games with free-running mechanics released in the past 2 years are all very popular games. Mirrors Edge, Assassin's Creed 2, Prototype, Uncharted 2, all are very popular games with all one thing in common, they all share a free-running gameplay mechanic. My guess is that game developers are starting to pick up on this and now making more free-run games.

I know this sounds crazy but do you think parkour style games could replace FPS games??

You do realize you can simply walk to the cupboard to get a towel after your shower?

Harry Potter has a painful life.

Me: How's life?
Bot: Wonderful but yet painful at the same time.
Me: How so?
Bot: I am harry potter.

I fuckin lol'd

What are you retarded? Chances are there will be more who are cut than un-cut. Circumcision isn't very common now due to medical science being superior enough for guys to have healthy dicks with foreskin. The only reason now people get circumcised is for religious reason. So unless you go to a religious school then there's no problem.

Now if you had a small dick or no pubes, then you'd have a problem.

At 11/16/09 10:49 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote:

At 11/16/09 10:39 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Save up the money.

I agree with saving up the money. Or you can give it to me.

No...

Come on guys help me out here.

So I got $290 NZD (that's $217 American Dollars) to spend. But I don't know what to get.

I originally had $530 which I spend on Modern Warfare 2 and a 12 month Gold subscription and now I'm wondering what to spend the rest on. I originally planned to get an electric guitar. I love Heavy Metal, don't listen to anything but and all my shirts and posters are Heavy Metal bands or pictures so I wanted to get a guitar to learn to play it and rock out myself but now I'm starting to have second thoughts. If I bought the guitar I'd only have barely enough left to get a crappy amp and then I'd be broke again. Plus it would take a shitload of practice and I may end up giving it up.

Another thing I'd like is the new iPod 5G with the camera. I've never had an iPod and always used my crappy phone to play music, I'd like some quality to listen to my rock in style plus the camera would be cool.

Another thing was the GTA episodes for 360. It's only $60 and gives me 2 games. However I'm not sure if those 2 games are actually any good, are they short or badly done or anything?

That's about all I can think of that's on my wishlist right now, so of those few things what do you think I should get, or from looking at those items what else could I get?

Holy Crap that looks really useful. I sometimes get Demon drinks and take them to school to drink there, but they no longer make the flavor I like in the bottles, only the cans. So if I take one to school, I have to drink it in one go because you can't keep the can in your bag or it would spill. Now I can get the cans and use that bottle top thing so I don't spill my drink.

no sarcasm here

Left 4 Dead was a pretty good game. I just disliked how frequently people would kick you at random in online matches.

I consider myself SORT OF a hardcore gamer.

Not because I prefer harder more extreme games, but because I'm good at gaming. I know all the buttons and stuff off by heart and I can work out games easily and pick up a completely new game and be kicking ass online within 2 hours.

One example is when I versed a friend at DBZ Raging Blast. I rented out the game for a week about 3 months ago and haven't played it since. Then last week my friends who OWNS the game wanted to verse me at it. We had 3 matches and I kicked his ass in all 3. A game I'd only played for a week ages ago, I ended up pwning someone who owned it and played it a lot.

However I'm not a perfect gamer. I'm not very good at the realistic racing games like Gran Turismo and Forza Motorsport but I'm pretty good at Need for Speed.

Another example is how my friends has owned his 360 for about a year now and I've had mine for about 5 months. He's owned COD4 since he got the 360 and I bought it 2-3 months back. And 2 weeks ago I versed him at it in 1 on 1 and i totally smashed him. When I versed him the first time at it in January this year he kicked my ass since I'd never played it on 360. But then I versed him and he only got one kill in.

So as I say, I may not be the best, but when I get a game and spend just about 2 hours on it I get very good at it very fast. Except for racing games, which I don't actually find very fun anyway except for Burnout which is fucking awesome. Not because I'm not very good at it but because I don't really have much interest in cars and racing. Which is probably why I'm not very good at it because most of the time I don't bother to find the time to get good at it, I usually just get bored of it... But I think if I took the time to sit down and play a racing game I'd probably manage to get pretty good at it.

curse my ADD

ZoneAlarm.

It's good because it never allows any program or anything to run without first asking you with a little pop-up window where you can tell it to allow or deny the program from performing certain actions. For example I sometimes get a window saying something is trying to do something in System 32, so I deny it. It also does regular scans about once a week that don't slow down my PC at all. I like it because most anti-virus programs just block things automatically but ZoneAlarm asks you just in case you actually wanted that action to happen.

1) Brutal Legend (not out in my country yet)

2) Modern Warfare 2

3) Assassins Creed 2

I get stoned with my friends about once or twice a week, and that thing you did feels nothing like it.

That logo looks like crap.

Especially the name "We play" sounds like "Wii Play".

Choose another name.

I betcha if youtube went offline for 1 day half the internet would go insane and probably revert to 4chan for entertainment.

I know 2girls1cup is great but did they really have to advertise it?

Gears of War 2 makes a terrible sex toy.

Brutal Legend makes a really crap guitar pick and an even worse drumstick.