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At 1/8/10 11:48 PM, STEM wrote: Only a select few people look cool smoking...

Wut..?

At 1/9/10 12:40 AM, Shikamarana wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:15 AM, 2534 wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:13 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:11 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:06 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Timmy, ban me first plz.

No me!!!

No, no, ban me first!!!

We all know he will ban me first.

Haha you guys are too late! He already banned me!

Better luck next time.

The porn.

At 1/6/10 11:22 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Other news:

-Natal will launch Holiday 2010

We finally got a release date. I'll probably buy it as long as it isn't a glitchy piece of shit like the Wii.

-The ability to watch T.V. via your 360 (like Sky) will come to the rest of the world later this year

This will be cool because I don't have sky and the TV in my room that I play Xbox on has shit reception so I can watch TV on the Xbox now.

-During the holidays, LIVE gained a new member every second.

Holy shit!

-Game Room will come this Spring. Launching with 30 games. Will have more installments over 3 years

That's not too far off.

There's too much sauce on my copypasta.

Batto!

Now someone do me!

You know you want her.

I have the best desktop on Newgrounds.

I'd hire Metallica to kill Napster.

At 12/29/09 10:16 PM, SineRider wrote: I heard it works if you pour mouthwash on it then use floss

Snap!

Why the fuck would you use toothpaste??

Also VG forum.

So last night I got really baked at home with my mate, and we were bored so we decided to watch a movie we rented out. One of them being "Crank High-Voltage". Now we've never seen this movie before so we have no idea what to expect. And holy shit it was the buzziest thing ever. The movie has lot's of flashing images and really crazy shit going on that doesn't make much sense. I'd watch one thing happen and then be like "Did that just happen or did I hallucinate it??" Seriously guys the next time you get stoned watch that movie.

What do you like to do when you get high?

An easier thing to do instead of talking to her in person is get her msn. Just look her up on Facebook, Myspace or Bebo or something, one of those must have her msn or AIM. Then just talk to her, but do not say "I like you do you like me?" because it will sound creepy and if she doesn't like you then you're gonna get your heart ripped out. Just talk and say stuff that hints that you like her like say nice compliments. If she says "aww thanks you too" or something like that then she might like you. If she says something like "Oh um ok" or "Ew can you not?" then she doesn't like you. So from then just do your best to make her like you, then ask her out.

I know how you feel, my Mum had a cat who gave birth to a litter and I was promised one of the kittens from the litter to have as my own. So on the day they were born I chose what one I wanted and I got really attached to her being with her basically every day ever since she was born. Then a few months ago I accidentally burnt the tips of her whiskers because I was playing with my Zippo lighter and her face got a little to close to the flame. Unfortunately my Dad noticed and when I came home from a party I'd been at the night before she was gone, my Dad gave her away. I still miss her so much and I'd do anything to get her back and if I knew who had her I'd go get her now. She also turned one year old about a month ago...

I got another kitten a few weeks back from a friend because she knew about Sapphire (that's her name) but I'd still rather have Sapphire than this new kitten.

I was born in July 1994, I wish I was born in the 70's, back when Heavy Metal was at it's best.

Chrsitmas and Easter didn't even used to be Christian holidays. When Christianity started getting big they tried to remove all the holidays because they weren't Christian, but when they couldn't get rid of them they changed them to make them Christian holidays.

I often get wasted (drunk or stoned) in the city with my friends but we always choose spots with no cops around so we've never been caught. However I was once having a session in this alley with a friend when a cop decided to walk down that alley so we had to walk really fast the other way without looking suspicious.

I hate the foo fighters. They think they are metal. They are not metal.

Also I usually type like that on facebook and msn because it's just easier and faster. I only type properly on NG coz it's a rule.

The MP3 and Camera would be much higher quality then the DSi and PSP, the DSi for one would be pretty pointless if you only want it for the camera because it's pretty crappy. I personally think handheld gaming is dieing a little, the games on them don't interest me any more personally. If I were you I'd get the 360, camera and iPod.

Xbox beats DSi and PSP any day.

Fuck yeah, I live in Wellngton, New Zealand and our timezone is ahead of any other country. I love telling people in other countries that stuff happens in our country first.

I'm so gonna make the first "Merry Christmas" at midnight tonight and everyone gonna be like "wtf its not xmas yet" and I'll be "yes it is stupid it's now xmas in my country lolololol shame"

and then i'll get banned...

So Christmas is "cumming" and although it's a time for festivity and giving it can also be used to our advantage for our more desirable pleasures. Post some of your Xmas pick up lines.

Here's my personal favorite:

Me: "Can you take a picture of yourself?"
Girl: "Why?" (They always say "why", I've tried this on 4 girls)
Me: Because I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Now you go.

Would that site happen to be http://kwalty.com ?

I just saw this and had to post it lol.

Sitting in a chair in front of the computer, I will occasionally not wear pants.

I'm gonna download it tonight but I really liked Army of Two so I'll probably like this one.

You're joking right? Newgrounds is a site used for hosting flash animations you make, Facebook can't do that. Facebook is a community site where you add all your friends and post stuff on your status where your friends comment and whatnot. They are completely different.

A more appropriate thing would be NG vs SpamTheWeb or Facebook vs Myspace or Bebo.

I hate my eyes, boring brown. I'd love it if I had blue eyes as they would really stand out with my dark hair.

Yeah songs like How to Save a Life always make sad. And for some weird reason All Summer Long by Kid Rock always makes me happy and feel carefree. And Metallica always helps me when I'm feeling down.

Well I can't remember any of the games I bought before June when I got my Xbox but after I got the Xbox I've bought. Not in order.

Gears of War 1 & 2 - Came with the Xbox as a bundle.

Halo 3 - I used to play Halo 2 on my friends Xbox so yeah

Call of Duty 4 - I played it on PC a few times and I liked it.

GTAIV Episodes from Liberty City - I was grounded from the internet and wanted a game I could play mostly offline. Plus it was only like $50, which is pretty cheap for a 360 game in New Zealand.

Modern Warfare 2 - Do I really need a reason?

Mirrors Edge - Heard it was good and it was like half price and I wanted a new game.

Skate 2 - Just bought it yesterday, I always download shit loads of demos from the Marketplace and I really loved this one so I decided to buy the full version.

That's about it. And I've never actually bought this many games in just 6 months before either lol.

I'm not 100% sure but it's most likely that it's not the console that's banned but the Hard drive or the accounts on the hard drive. Have you tried making new accounts/profiles and using them? If those are banned too then maybe the whole Hard Drive is banned. It's very unlikely that the console is banned when really it would be where all the data is, on the hard drive. So a smarter thing to do is buy a new hard drive as cheap as possible, you could probably get a simple 20GB one off ebay cheap. If that works then just go buy a bigger one, 120GB or something.

But buy a cheap second hand one first that way you don't risk spending heaps of money on a Hard Drive only to realize it doesn't work. Or you could borrow your friends hard drive that isn't banned. So if a different hard drive does work, then don't waste money on a console just get a hard drive.

Hope this helped.

If you could make any MMO that would be free (not to buy of course) and hugely popular worldwide, what would it be?

I'd like to see a Ninja/Assassin MMO which used an Assassin's Creed style gameplay, with the whole free-running element. And you would be given quests to assassinate people or do challenges to get money or new assassin weapons. And there would be 2 sides of assassins, and different classes such as sneakers which had things like invisibility to sneak up on people. Snipers which used long range weapons to assassinate from a distance etc. However it wouldn't be set in the past but more likely in the future, that way allowing you to have more advanced weapons and stuff.

What about you NG?