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I was at a random party getting drunk and there was a girl I liked. Finally at some point we kissed, it was a french kiss btw and lasted about 15 seconds, and during the kiss I was lucky enough to feel some boob. That was the furthest I got though because we all passed out shortly after that.

OK, so who's our God then?

I'm gonna worship Angus Young.

At 2/1/10 03:33 AM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

No just clear your cookies and restart your browser.

I cleared my cache and cookies, room still wont load.

Please post a screen shot of the error.

No error, I just get a white page that doesn't load and Firefox says the page is "Done" in the bottom left.

So a week ago I got my first electric guitar. It's a Mannix which is a pretty average guitar brand but I didn't wanna spend too much money on my first guitar that will mostly just be for learning on. It's based on the BC Rick Warlock design, but I don't wanna call it a warlock and I wanna give it a unique name that I'm gonna put on the guitar.

Chick names are okay but only if it sounds really sexy and badass.

Pic: This is exactly what it looks like except it says "Mannix" on the head.

Remember I want a name that sounds really evil and powerful.

At 2/1/10 03:19 AM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

At 2/1/10 03:15 AM, Da-Master-of-Puppets wrote: Damn room wont load, anyone wanna make a new one?

i wanna show everyone my new guitar

No just clear your cookies and restart your browser.

I cleared my cache and cookies, room still wont load.

At 2/1/10 03:10 AM, andhination wrote: Getting it I'm not

Example: 4chan - 4 Cock Huggers And Nerds.

Damn room wont load, anyone wanna make a new one?

i wanna show everyone my new guitar

I'd say the sinking of the titanic was kinda shocking, that thing was supposed to be indestructible and it sank on it's first voyage.

The other would be 9/11.

It's still better than Twilight.

a lot better

January 18th.

if you forget i will come to your house and slit your throat

Whenever I try to come up with a new character for a flash movie, I smoke a ton of weed and when I wake up the next morning I find a whole file filled with new characters and that.

maybe that's why most of my characters are purple leprechauns with dildo machetes...

I just spit it onto the ground but if I'm inside I'll spit it into a rubbish bin. I don't usually wanna touch it coz it's sticky.

Dragonball Raging Blast was a real let down. I've played all the DBZ games to date but Raging Blast just wasn't fun for me. I don't know why but something about the gameplay was just bad to me plus it has less characters.

Hello, my name is Malcolm Colledge. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor six-year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents send her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you and everyone else you send 'his' e-mail to? How stupid are you? Oooooh looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every model in the Playboy magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.

So basically this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

Maybe the evil chain-letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and rape me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Moses and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 01, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuing streak of blatant stupidity.

If you're going to forward something, at least make it mildly amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing by sending out forwards

As you can see from the users online at the bottom of the page there are no mods online. This is probably because all the mods live in similar time zones so they all go to bed around the same time. What NG needs to do is get some mods in a different time zone, so that they'll be online when all the other mods are asleep.

Now I know what this sounds like but as much as I'd like to be a mod, I haven't done a whole lot to earn it, but someone else online probably has. So what NG needs to do is get some more mods dammit!

Get Fight Night: Round 4.

I prefer Hell's Pizza.

Not sure if they have it in America though.

I pronounce it like Math but with the R, so "wrath". Who the fuck would say Wroth?

I'm looking for a World of Warcraft addon that I remember using 10 months ago the last time I played WoW. Basically what it did, was when I was using the map and I hovered my mouse over a certain area, under the name of the place it gave me the average levels of the enemies in there.

I've made a pic of what I remember it looking like below. Can anyone please tell me the name of this addon?

I'd buy him a hooker. He's get me to level 60 for that.

I sleep in a bed.

like a normal person

You do know a baby is born every minute or something. A shit load more than 18 people have been knocked up in 1 go. It probably just means 18 people in a certain area.

I hate that it has sex in it.

Mine was about a year ago in January-February of '09. I'd met this girl called Ame at a new years party and went out with her. We were both virgins so we weren't really that sexual and after like 3-4 weeks of going out she stayed at mine for a few days (it was summer holidays in January for me) and the first night we had oral and the next day we felt we were ready and we didn't like oral much (well I did) and I managed to find a condom in my room somehow. I was really nervous but turned on at the same time. It took us like 10 minutes (well I guess it would have been less but it felt like 10) coz she was a virgin and I wanted to go real slow the first time and not hurt her. After I broke the hymen thing and she bled I started real slow and before I could get fast I came. It was my first time after all lol. After that we were still horny so we did it again without a condom coz we didn't have one now. This time we both came but I didn't come on her.

We broke up like 2 months later. Fuck that was tough.

After seeing lots of horror movies, goatse and 2g1c, offended doesn't have much of an effect on me...

GTFO OFF NEWGROUNDS NAO!

Last night? I stayed up 'til around 5-6 am with my friend getting stoned. We got the munchies really bad and we spent half the night searching the kitchen for every scrap of food we could find. We ended up trying to order a pizza at 3am.

Good times.

So for about 2 days now I've been getting this random "suspicious behavior" alert from my ZoneAlarm anti-virus program. I pretty much always click allow as ZoneAlarm always has this pop-up window when I open or use a program. But this program I'm unsure about. Also yesterday when I turned on my computer, it would freeze and then I'd get that error message saying "Windows Explorer.exe has to close, we are sorry for the inconvenience." And the whole send report thing.

So I'm guessing this program could be the virus, or is it a safe program and does anyone here know it?

Pic

I enjoyed Max Payne.

Yo Momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot-out!