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If every single fictional creature that wasn't human or an animal on Earth, brawled it out 'til there was only one, who do you think would win?

I have to vote for Predator.

I have lost all faith in Epic Beard Man.

The Predator is way better. It can cloak itself to become almost invisible to its prey and can fire a plasma ball to destroy it's target in one shot. Plus it has the javelin and that throwing star thing. If a predator is smart enough to stay in the shadows it is unstoppable, and even at close range it has great strength and 2 sharp spikes in each wrist. It also has multiple kinds of vision to spot it's prey from miles away, further than an alien could smell. And even if the Alien can climb on walls, the Predator can jump great distances to get away faster than an Alien. Aliens are also easier to spot.

But to top it off, the Predator has a bomb on it's wrist, so if it loses it can blow itself and the enemies up.

In other words, either the Predator wins or nobody does.

Pics or it isn't happening.

And change it in some way to make it better, what would you change?

I'd take Alien vs Predator and change the melee combat so it wasn't so basic and difficult to control and I'd make the Aliens camera 3rd person not 1st because it's too hard to fight with those guys in 1st person.

A few...

Skate 3
Gears of War 3
AC3
Battlefield Bad Company 2
Arkham Asylum 2

But the main one... Modern Warfare 3

Yes it's been announced.

I'd cut my dick off.

seriously

At 2/24/10 12:44 AM, Celtic-Tiger wrote:

At 2/24/10 12:39 AM, Da-Master-of-Puppets wrote:

At 2/24/10 12:37 AM, NinjaDonut wrote: Epic beard man.

Yeah I watched that cartoon, didn't really make much sense to me.

It needs subtitles...

You haven't seen the original video, have you?

Just googled it and found a page with the whole story on it, now I know Amber-lamps is what the black guy says to call.

Link

At 2/24/10 12:37 AM, NinjaDonut wrote: Epic beard man.

Yeah I watched that cartoon, didn't really make much sense to me.

It needs subtitles...

Can anyone tell me why people have suddenly started saying Ambulance as Amber Lamps?

So let's say one day, you come home after a long day of whatever it is you do, school, work, friends etc. So you go inside (and for those who lives with other people, they are currently gone and wont be back until morning for whatever reason.) And you go into your bedroom to find the world's most beautiful girl naked on your bed... completely unconscious. You have no clue who the girl is but from what you can tell the girl has been knocked out from a punch to the head. There is no chance of the girl waking up for at least 12 hours, but due to being knocked in the head she could have suffered a brain injury. But then again she is very sexy...

What do you do?

PsychoGoldfish.

Maybe THEN he would finish the chat...

Well I never owned an Xbox myself since I had a PS2. I only ever played my sisters or my friend's Xbox so I didn't play that many games. But the game I probably played/enjoyed the most was Halo 2. I never once played it online though, only in campaign or split-screen with my friends.

1) Get an agent
2) Get an audition
3) ????
4) PROFIT!

When I had a job interview plus drug test I just didn't smoke any dope until the drug test. Then I got stoned that night.

It's easy as bro don't worry about it.

So let's say one day you decide to go clubbing or partying with your friends. You have a few drinks, and then a few shots, and then a few joints and that's the last thing you can remember. You wake up to find yourself in someone elses bed. You turn over to see a naked man fast asleep. You are also naked, and your ass hurts.

What do you do?

Let's say, one day you come home after being out all day, if you live with other people they are all currently not home, and as you unlock the door and come inside you find a blood-stained knife on the floor. Confused, you pick it up and go into the kitchen and find a dead body on the floor that has been obviously stabbed to death. You now realize somebody you don't know has just been murdered in your house/apartment and the murder weapon now has your fingerprints on it.

What do you do?

Let's say one day you were walking home from somewhere in the city and you took a shortcut through an alleyway, and found Lady Gaga lying on the ground completely unconscious. Possibly from being drugged or something.

What would you do?

I don't get it.

By pre-cum I believe you mean that clear liquid that leaks out of your cock, used as a lubrication the same way a girl's vagina gets wet. If so then this is normal but I get wet quite easily with my girlfriend, like when we're kissing (like with tongue and stuff not just lips) I'll start getting pre-cum on my dick. It's really annoying really because then later I have to go wipe my dick because it's really uncomfortable in my pants.

Big Daddy.

You don't fuck with this guy or he'll put a fucking drill through your chest.

At 2/20/10 04:05 PM, RonnyRunner wrote: Hey,EyeLovePoozy is a cool mod i don't care if he banns me i like this guy is funny he's a good Mod don't be mad if he banned you just he is COOL

You're wasting your time kid. I've already sucked his dick twice and Jamoke's once and I'm still not a mod...

Be disappointed that I couldn't chat with my friends online or play online games, but then I'd just go outside more.

Or we could just try the game ourselves or look it up on Youtube.

People on Newgrounds don't really give a shit about some guy talking about a game they can just try for themselves. Even so, I played the demo and I liked it so I'm gonna buy it.

For some reason, I actually found matchmaking on Gears 1 faster than Gears 2. Apparently Gears 2 has glitchy matchmaking for lots of people and it can take fucking ages to find a match on Gears 2, so when that happens I just play Gears 1 and get a match in 2 minutes.

But I still prefer horde mode.

At 2/20/10 08:33 AM, Vladith wrote: My brother knocked over my Xbawks...

He scratched Halo Wars...

Good, that game sucks.

My story would be when I went to rent out Too Human for 360 as I hadn't seen it in another game rental store before and I wanted to play that game. So I took it home and put it in the Xbox only to find it didn't work. I took it out and noticed there was a little crack in the inner part of the disc, so I took it back and swapped it for another game not nearly as good.

About a week later I came back to see Too Human on the shelf again, so I thought they'd have fixed it, so I got it but this time I checked the disc to be safe before I left and, as you would have guessed, the crack was still there. So I took it back, complained about the crack again and got a different game.

Once again the next week Too Human was back on the shelf, so I got it, checked the disc and a 3rd fucking time the crack was still there. Seriously what kind of fucking shop just puts games on the shelf that they know have cracks and shit in them? And allowed it to be rented 3 times, and told 3 times that the disc needed replacing??

I've seen the game on the shelf again since that day but I'm not gonna bother wasting my time again getting the game when I know the shop wont give a shit about any cracks in it.

If you came across Tom Fulp while you were walking down the street one day, what would you do?

We need more people in here stat!

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You sir, just asked the most epic question ever.