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I have funny conversation with my friends on their walls for all to see how witty I am.

Then I go to random girls pages and post shit on their walls about how the fuck last night was awesome and accusing her of cheating on her boyfriends and shit.

starting rumors is fun

Master! Master! Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master! Master! Promised only lies!
Laughter! Laughter! All I hear and see is laughter!
Laughter! Laughter! Laughing at my cries!!

no seriously, where the fuck are they?

So I set my XBL account to work by debit card, so it would take 10 bucks outta my account so I can continue to have Xbox Live. But now I don't have any money in my account and I don't want Xbox Live Gold right now. And for some stupid reason I can't use my account online AT ALL until I have money in my account to pay for Gold. I've tried getting rid of the thing that makes it take money from my account but it wont let me. So exactly how the hell am I supposed to use my account on just simply Xbox Live SIlver?

OK so I must have gone to the wrong site or downloaded the wrong thing becuase now, about once every hout or so I get randomly linked to an ad, and the window is titled "brought to you by Dymanet". I've tried googling it and looked at a few PC tech forums and done a virus scan but nothing is working.

How do I get rid of it??

I hear people are using beds these days.

I think the only people who would say that stuff are the hardcore gaming nerds. Seriously I've never heard anyone talk like that at school, even the people who play the game. I got MW2 a few days after it came out and by now more than half my school has the game, I hear people talk about it occasionally but never re-enact it. Not even the nerds.

you must have some weird friends

At 3/19/10 06:58 PM, Likescheese wrote: why would you buy tickets to watch a he/she with no talent perform? I am posting this out of boredom.

Although that may be your opinion (and mine) it does not mean everyone else feels the same way. I don't think everyone else on Earth likes the same music you do, now do they?

Now, I'm not a Vegetarian, as I believe Humans should eat meat, being that we are Omnivores and require meat as well as vegetables for a healthy diet. Although I don't mind vegetarians, most of the time. I understand if you don't want to eat meat because you don't support the killings of harmless animals in the slaughterhouse, in fact my Dad and Step-Mum are against eating pork because they're treated cruely at the slaughterhouses here in New Zealand. I don't eat pork anyway since I don't like the taste. Or you don't eat meat because of your religion.

I don't care what you're vegetarian for if you have your own good reasons. But the other day I met this girl on MSN who goes to my school, and is strictly a non-meat eater for, almost no reason at all. She said Pizza was yuck, I asked why, she said because she's vegetarian. So I said, what about vegetarian pizza? But she says that even that has meat products in it. (I don't know if this is true or not). So I asked her why she's vegetarian. She didn't tell me, so I asked her if it was because of her religion? Because she doesn't like the idea of killing animals? No good reasons. She also told me there is apparently meat products in chocolate and some lollies. I honestly don't know if this is true, but my guess is that it's not.

And then she asked me why can't I simply eat special lollies with no meat in them. But I asked, well what does it matter if you don't care about eating meat in the first place. Apparently she found some websites against eating meat that probably said a lot of bullshit. And I also asked her for links to the sites but she was too lazy and told me to search them myself. Even though there are millions of sites like that. And from what I believe she copy and pasted from a site. Was something like "Guys - answer me this, would you eat a gluttony, meat water-solluble product" or some shit like that. And obviously it sounded gross even though I had no idea what it would look like so I said probably not. And apparently that product is in every meat product and stuff like that.

So what I've gathered, is that she's vegetarian just because the stuff that's in meat products is some gross shit, which you don't see anyway and tastes good. I'm sorry but this girl is just plain stupid if she's vegetarian for that reason.

So what's your take on vegetarians? Do you hate them with a passion or have you had any interesting experiences with one?

Discuss.

You failed at being funny.

Well say how it's the first and most popular flash hosting site on the net. It has a popular BBS and community. Amazing flash artists. We prevented SirTom93 starting a school fire. We saved a dog apparently.

But most of all you need cock jokes.

lots and lots of cock jokes

Also if you're allowed to use a slideshow or something you could show one of the good flashes on here. I'd suggest one of the Brackenwood shorts would be good. It has amazing artwork and it's simple for the class to watch. I wouldn't suggest something like Tankmen or Madness.

If EyeLovePoozy was de-modded, what would you do?

I should go to school more.

Jamoke was de-modded?

WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME?!?!?!?

The room has been deleted, can someone make a new one? I tried to once but I failed.

I wish I was black now...

Robert Pattinson would not make a good Spiderman. Peter Parker is supposed to be a small nerd, Robert is too pale and tall and he's too skinny plus his accent would kill it. Robert is supposed to play that dark mysterious guy or a Zac Efron type character, not a quiet nerd.

At 3/1/10 08:46 AM, Goldfire64 wrote:

At 3/1/10 08:42 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Get the fuck back in there and ask if he needs a hand.

its a well know fact metallica sucks.

also, grab her cock.

I was thinking this, but I doubt she has one. Her boyfriends face was far too deep in for a cock to go that far down his throat and my Mum's too skinny to have a choad.

At 3/1/10 08:42 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Get the fuck back in there and ask if he needs a hand.

I am going to completely ignore your post because of your sig.

I never vote on submissions because I want to keep the level 3 icon simply because it's awesome and best reflects my personality more than any of the other level icons.

I think I've just been mentally scarred for life. I walked into my Mum's room about 5 minutes ago, I knocked first then went in, only to find my mum completely naked sitting on the edge of the bed with her boyfriends head between her legs. I left before they even had a chance to see me.

What do I do Newgrounds???

DUN DUN DUUUNNNN!!!!

I'm atheist but I don't think I'm cool or intelligent about it. I don't give a shit what a person believes I accept them no matter what, my girlfriend is Christian but I don't care. I only care when a Christian tries to convert me or tell me what to believe.

You can praise whoever you want and I wont care, but when you try and tell me what to believe, that's when I get pissed off and I'll argue my beliefs against yours. And most of the time I win.

Sure Black guys are cool, but Black girls...

*shudder*

It's safe to come back now guys I'm not playing my guitar.

In my time-zone it's March.

And where the fuck is SirTom93?

He told us that he was in hospital and would be out by March but he obviously isn't back yet. So what do you think has happened to him this time?

I wish he would come back already and tell us what happened to him in hospital...

SirTom93

Meta Knight? Are you a kid? I don't really think the interwebs gives a shit about Meta Knight.

It's funny how Christian say killing is wrong and yet more people have been killed in the name of God than any other reason.

I go outside.