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I thought you were asking if the drug acid makes you hallucinate.

I think one of the reasons WoW is so popular is because you have to pay for it. So when you do, you feel obliged to spend as much time as you can on it so you don't lose any of the time you spent your hard earned cash paid for. Thus making it more addicting.

Get the fuck in here now.

I'm bored and feeling creative

Many time ago, in the old Wild West
There lived a young gunslinger, they called him the best.
He rode town to town, shootin up crime,
But the world was so cheap they never thanked him a dime.

One day he came, to a little poor town
Where a bad man was shooting everyone down.
The gunslinger approached him and he said "Hey boy,
How about a duel? I wanna test my new toy"

But this man was a cheater, he was a cowardly one
And he turned oh so quick, and fired his gun.
The young boy had no chance, he was caught by surprise
And now he was shot, right between the eyes.

The whole town just stared, and this old fearsome man
And they prepared to avenge, as this old coward ran
But what did they do? To this cowardly boy?
Not one god damn thing. As he stole the boy's toy.

So what is the moral, to this sad but true tale.
Don't trust no cowards, neither woman nor male.
Coz in the old Wild West, no matter who they be,
Nobody will help you, coz trust don't come free.

Could be better but yeah.

At 5/17/10 09:57 PM, HolyPeanuts wrote: I am not getting anyone anymore.

I'm in there now.

I nexted like 5 times, only guy on there is Xenonmonkey.

GET THE FUCK IN THERE NOW!

Also, what the fuck is a tootsie roll?

666. Just kidding, it takes 69 licks.

My first game system was a Sega Master System for my 4th birthday. I still have it and about 50 plus games for it. All I need is a power cord for it.

So RDR comes out tomorrow for USA and on the 21st for everyone else, and already it's been reviewed by the major game sites and testers and such. And a number of people as you should be aware, are rating it a perfect 10. So if the game is 10 that means it is 100% perfect. That means the game has perfect graphics, no bugs, perfect online with no glitches or lag, should keep you entertained long after the story is finished, etc. But of course there's realy no such thing as a game like this, at least not right now.

Take gameplanet for example, they gave it a 10. Even though under bad things about the game they said: "While saving at any camp is a step forward, simply saving via a menu would be quicker and more user-friendly. Moreover, each save rolls the day/night cycle forward. No checkpoints for random events. Occasional rubber banding in pursuits. ". Now of course these are not so good things about the game, yet theu still give it a 10. So basically they're saying "oh yeah it glitches sometimes and it's annoying how we can't save whenever but the game is just so awesome I'm gonna ignore that because it's so perfect." That's like saying "Sure this food will poison me but it tastes so awesome I'm just gonna ignore that and eat it anyway coz it's so perfect."

If the game is not perfect, then don't give it a 10/10 score! Now don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to this game more than the next guy, and I honestly believe this game will be GOTY, but if it has something that coulod be better in it, then it doesn't get a perfect score. Give it a 9.8 or 9.9, but if it's not perfect don't give it a fucking 10.

People like this piss me off and don't deserve to review games if they're just gonna get caught up in it's hype and ignore all the bad things.

Yeah I should have gone down to get them earlier. Last time they were here my Dad says they didn't sell out at all for the whole 6 months the tickets were on sale so I guess we weren't expecting them to sell so fast.

FFS people, thunderstruck is an actual word that mean you're stunned or shoked at something, AC/DC didn't make it up.

Do you really expect this thing to be cheap?? It's actually quite a high tech piece of epuipment for a video game system. My guess it will be around $100-$160.

At 5/16/10 07:19 AM, Slayerlizard wrote: You're not missing shi-, oh wait, that's exactly what you're missing out on!
I didn't see them in Oslo a couple of weeks ago, although I did go to the concert. The problem was that the audience sucked so frickin hard that I eventually gave up. I don't even like Metallica, so after seeing Gojira, a band that the Metallica-dipshits aren't worthy of even looking at, warming up for them I left. (I also saw Fear Factory and waited for an hour after that, but the cocky bastards didn't even care to show up in time.) Me and a couple of mates were all headbanging and moshing, but since the audience consisted of nothing but 40 year old geezers dressed for a formal dinner party and 13 year mainstream-kids, we only achieved scaring the hell out of them. I mean, if you go to a concert where your favorite band is playing, would you stand there in apathy or freak out?
For those of you who have never been at a concert, this is what it should be like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXn1wIstt pg

Here you can see the concert in Oslo. The audience were no better during the Metallica-part either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acCZk-rD-
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I've been to 2 concerts in my life. A Metallica cover band last year and AC/DC in January.

And both times, the crowd wasn't a bunch of old geezers stading around. Everyone was screaming and jumping and running around going crazy having a good time. I even saw heaps of people rolling and smoking joints. If you're goin to a concert and havin a crowd with old people who just stand there, you either seeing a shit band or you live with a gay boring town of people.

At 5/16/10 04:09 AM, protoAuthor wrote:

At 5/15/10 11:42 PM, Da-Master-of-Puppets wrote:

Me and my friends are thunderstruck at it, and now I'm disappointed beyond belief that I'm not seeing my favorite band live.

Thunderstruck.

Well, maybe you should see ACTHUNDERBOLTDC.

I saw AC/DC in January, I was right at the front and in the mosh pit.

buh-dum-tish

No, the theory ov evolution isn't perfect but neither is creationism.

But just remember, just because you prove one theory wrong, doesn't make the other one right.

So even if you can prove evolution to be false, it doesn't make creationism true does it?

At 5/16/10 12:16 AM, WadeFulp wrote: You're not missing much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Eq4pZey BE

(YES YOU ARE)

Wow Wade actually posted in one of my threads! This is a first lol. But I've seen heaps of live videos and I think the thing I'm gonna be most disappointed about missing is being with 12,000 fans screaming "Master!"

I love mine.

PM me if you want it.

So as you can probably tell from my username and what most people on Stickam know, I'm a big Metallica fan, and when I heard they were coming to my country I was so excited. I live in New Zealand and bands don't come here as often since it's only got a population of 4.5 million. However when I learned they were coming here I was excited. Even though the show was in Auckland which is 8 hours away from where I live it was still worth it to see them live.

However, as I found out just a few days ago, both shows sold out. In 20 minutes. That's about 12,000 per show, gone in 20 minutes. Me and my friends are thunderstruck at it, and now I'm disappointed beyond belief that I'm not seeing my favorite band live. And I'm not the only one, my Dad and most of my mates were gonna go too and they were fucking guttered.

But the worst part is, the majority of people who bought tickets, only did it to sell them for way more on TradeMe. trademe.co.nz is like a NZ version of eBay, and people are buying tickets for $3,000 each! This is just fucking sad. I just hope Metallica decides to do a third concert seeing how quickly the first 2 sold out.

Well what about you NG? What's the most disappointing thing that's ever happened for you? Where you've been really lookin forward to something and planning it out and everything only to have it stolen from you just like that.

At 5/5/10 03:45 PM, N00BwithGlasses wrote: I have a Xbox 360 piracy chip so i have some games but i have some suggestions
P.S. NO ONLINE GAMES
P.S.S. The games must be PAL or Region-free

Overlord 2

Played the demo, it sucks balls

Assassins Creed

Fun but sequel is way better

Gears of War 2

Yes but play the first one first because it's somewhat important to the story

Alan Wake
Star Wars Battlefront 2

Not that great

Splinter Cell Convition

Definetely, not perfect but has a great story and it's challenging

Iron Man 2

Haven't played but it looks shit due to gameplay vids.

Dead to rights: Retrubition
Super Street Fighter 4
Mortal Kombat V.S. DC UNIVEARSE
Mortal Kombat Armmagedon

Very fun, especcially since it has a character creator

Batman Arkham Asylum

Very good game

Just Cause 2

Great sandbox game

Dragon Age Origins
Aliens V.S. Predator

Not that great, it wasn't programmed well.

Bioshock 2
Dantes Inferno

Played the demo, I found it very fun

Mass Effect 2

Yes definetely

Army of Two: The 40th Day

Played the first one, it's pretty good.

Left 4 Dead 2

One of the best zombie games atm

Borderlands

wasn't as great as I thought it would be.

Red Dead Redemption

Fuck Yes, but it doesn't come out til the 19th.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

Played the demo, it's shit.

Watchmen: The End is Nigh - Part 1 & 2
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Prototype
Spiderman Web of Shadows
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Lego Star Wars The Original Trilogy

If anybody knows any better games anwser

Well I think you should do whatever to your Xbox to play online games and I suggest you rent out Halo 3 ODST and play the Halo Reach Beta while it's on.

Also Modern Warfare 2 is awesome, even without multiplayer, and the Skate games are really good.

I've been playing the Beta all day and I fucking love it. When I was younger I really liked Halo 1 and 2, as most kids would (Im 15 now you do the math) and 3 was the only one I've owned and that was fun for like 2 months. So I was never a huge fan of it, and upon getting Halo 3, I'm older and way more into gaming now so I got bored of Halo 3 for it's slow-paced action and giant maps that made you spend more time walking around the map then actually shooting people.

What I really like about Beta is how they made the maps smaller and less open which led to more difficult shoot-outs and less time to catch your breath. Walking is faster and adding a sprint option was long overdue, and jumps aren't so god damn high and slow. The graphics are better and I like how they re-designed all the weapons. This is the kind of adrenaline FPS I like that Halo never gave me. Fast-paced and requires quick reflexes which is why I liked Counter Strike and Modern Warfare 2 so much.

I'm really looking forward to the game tbh, however I don't like how everybody seems to use jetpacks. I find sprint more useful especcially with the plasma sword. In my opinion I think Jetpack should be an unlockable or something but whatever. Also I don't think grenades are too powerful, they're fine to me.

Mirrors Edge, GTA Gay Tony and Lost and Damned, Skate 2 and Assassins Creed 2.

"I told you I wasn't a virgin!"

At 4/12/10 12:13 AM, EtchASketchClock wrote: What you downloaded was the first part of the game.
It was only 1-something Gigabyte.

Have fun with your demo.

Well why was it listed under games on demand and not game demos? And it seems way too long for a demo.

So today I decided to check out all the new content on the Xbox Live Marketplace and noticed a number of new Games on Demand. So I had a quick flick through them, and when I had a look at Fable 2... I found it was downloadable for free!

So I decided to have a look and see if it's legit. I downloaded it and I've been playing it for about half an hour and so far it seems like the full game. However it's not as smooth as I remember it being when I rented it and the people seem to twitch a little every now and then. But aside from that it works okay, I'm just wondering why the hell would they be giving this game out for free?

You know this is like the 9000th time this has happened right? Priests molesting kids is nothing knew.

I have a thin moustache which I believe I should shave but I don't honestly know if I look better with or without it. So I just leave it.

In the last summer holidays I had a little goatee about 3/4 of the width of my mouth and about 3-4cm long. It was fucking awesome but when school started back they made me shave it... I was so sad.

So I woke up yestersay to find myself to have some flea bites on my legs and arms. No doubt my cat probably had fleas and they got into my bed. So we de-flead the cat and killed all the little fuckers with a flea bomb today but after 2 nights of sleeping in a flea-ridden bed. I'm now extremely itchy.

I've tried putting on anti-bacterial cream that says on the bottle can be used on itchy insect bites, but it didn't really work. It's too late now to go get some proper anti-itch cream so that's outta the question. But God I'm so fucking itchy!!! Seriously what the fuck should I do to make it stop?

At 4/11/10 04:31 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote: but you still managed to make fun of french ppl so its ok

Can someone teach this guy how to quote posts? It's just annoying since you can't always tell what post he's referring to.