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At 2/16/07 01:42 PM, mikeAJ wrote: i live in belgium and i saw it in our videostore

LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

TEH GAME IS A LONG WAY OFF FROM BEING WROTE, ALTHOUGH I DID LOVE THE FIRST AND SECOND!

Hey, ive been watchin Naruto for a while now and am really into it, hope i can join the club :D

Best Character-Shikamura
Best Episode-122-4
Best Storyline/Character history- Sasuke/Itachi Uchiha . . . obv
Best Fight- So Far the 5th Hokage/Perverted sensie :p and Orichimaru
Best Justu- Shadow Possesion.
Worst Character-Kabuto
Worst Episode-1
Worse Storyline/Character History-The First half of garaas but the second part is awesome!
Worst Fight-Naruto v.s. Kiba
Worst Justu-Choujis normal jutu's

The long dangerous trek to his apartment hadn't been easy.Sy had encountered too many of the un-dead to ever remeber a sounds night sleep. His many encounters had left him running low on ammuniton and antisipating ,almost wishing ,death around every corner. But at last he had reached sanctuary, his castle, home.
He reached into his jacket to produce a large circlet with many many keys softly jingling round it. A quick glance at the door and you would think Fort Knox had relocated to central Germany. Each of the 52 keys on his key chain had a purpose. 18 keyholes on his outer front door. 34 in the inner santuary. The only trouble would be getting inside his panic room-like reseption. He had fortified his own home many years ago, years on the run ensured taht Sy believed that his home was his castle. And he would die before he let anyone invade his castle.

10 long minutes later Sy was safely in his home.

whilst on the weay to the kitchen to make a sandwich Simon played his voice mail.

" Shit Sy man we need you at the bar. Were moving out, It's dead lock city all over again, the boss is dead. Meet in the Third Safe-House. The last."

Collecting 9 mm Usp, a Benelli M3 and Mp5 some deagle ammo and his lucky Five Seven from his armoury, and turned on his radio.

Sy: This is ground base, we have a code red, Undead attack, Requesting imediate retrieval, repeat requesting imediate arieal retrieval. Code 634B TANGO 758.
"............."
Sy waited for and answer thinking, God i hope that old Code still works, i'll have to pretend to be my father though...
a long silence covered the room then
"...........(interferance)...................
.........erm Hello"

(( Yeah anyone want to team up nows your chance))

( yeah can i plz get a recap of where everyone is, its confusing!)

"Ill Take it that the UN have sent in an assault team and an Assault team into all the major cities in eaurope"

Name: Simon "Sy" Uchiha
Age: 23
Blood type : A+
Occupation/ Profession:None
Weapon of Choice: A Deagle.A Glock with limited ammo
Area: Germany
Appearance: Mediam black hair, a dirty Scruffy look. white eyes and a burst lip. He wears the remains of what was a trench coat and still has on his black jeans, from the club he was at the night the outbreak broke.
Brief History: Sy witnessed the zombie revolution and the territorial armies feeble attempt to hold them and thin their ranks. He watched as the soldiers gave up their lives for Germany and he watched as many Men protected their families in vain. He has scavenged A glock,Deagle and a bullet proof vest. His lock-back blade and other assortment of weapons happen to be in his house.Used incase his father or the FBI ever caught up with him again. Sy has killed before and lives by the motto " Live to fight another day".He is a Survival expert, or so the FBI said, he has evade them for the last 5 years and his father for 6. Sy has been attempting to reach his home in a tennement flat floor 24 door number 40.

Sy Crept down the corridor 6 more flights to go.
Deagle Gentle held in both hands pointing towards the floor all his concentration on the next stairwell. His lame attempt to remain undisturbed all he had left.
Three....Two....One!
A Dart from one side of the Door to the Other shows there to be no Zombies Hiding On This landings Stairs.
When, Just from behind him,
A Faint Moan Echoed
Sy: SHIT!
Gun Raised Sy Swung his head around to Confront The mysteries voice.

. . . Nothing. . .

One.Two.Three.Four.Five.Six.Seven.Eight.Nine.
Ten.

. . . Still nothing. . .

Ok
Sy slowly turned to venture up to the next floor.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

A large male Zombie flying, decending onto Sy.
One drop of Sweat ran down Sy's Brow.He Raised the Barrel of his Eagle til it was directly opposite the zombies gapeing mouth. The zombie Fell towards The cannon and With a Smile He Gentle Blew His Head Off.

" Im Back"

" wow! i nvr knew u lot kept playing the rest of us all moved on with our lives LOL so wat have u been up to fill me in ive missed alot and it seems intresting maybe if its gd enough ill get ppl to come back !yeah and when did u all leave LandMark city, i dislike that idea though."

ill probably start posting solid grammaticly correct posts later on tonight.

" so i just need debriefsed back in"

(( thanks dragon))

. . . the struggle began raged as the two combatants bawled and swore violently

Ford: HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME!

Ford smacked the man to the temple and managed to pull out the gun the cheif had handed him he let off a full clip into the skull of the man.
in shock of his actions and sudden reialisation of who he just killed Ford backed into a large room. where the doors closed and all through the building a robotic voice echoed.

Testing in Progress
Defences armed.

The old man looked at Ford. his eyes red and black. he grinned a deep dead grin of joy and said.
i bred you for THIS!
You are my ultimate super soldier. it has begun.

(( SEE when darkldark comes bak ill show him who can be supa!))

your cool lets be friends

YOU CANT SCARE ME I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. . . YES A QUEER.

YEH I DARE YOU TO GO GET SOME PLASTIC SURGERY. NO I BEG YOU TO FOR ALL OF US

MAY THIS POST CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Ha Ha i laugh at your kind Ha Ha. . . yeh i ment ur kind being Clarnets

HA H AYOU AND YOUR SCAMS TWO ACCIDENTS VERY SUSPICIOUSE

YOUR NOT FOOLING ME

hey, i play
when i click on 1.6 nothing happens can you help?

Ganondorf welcome, Hope you have fun Rpin.

Ford runs up the stairs still hearin more gunfire. The split between the louder gunfire and the more supressed tears at him.

*ah shit shit shit shit*

Ford: you two take thata way and ill go for thsi way.

The louder noise had caught the curiosity of Ford.

* remember What killed the cat. . .No not your rifle. . . never mind your useless*

Ford: well thanks!

The two others had already ran a fair distance away from Ford but they may have heard him and looked back. He didnt give them the satisfaction of an explaination. He didnt have one.

Running round a corner he sees a sign that reads;

-DO NOT ENTER-
Danger, do not cross over line. Protection must be used. unauthorized personel
will be shot!

Ford ran past the sign pulling both pistols out from his waistline. He ran round a corner and saw an old man shooting wildly at a bunch of dead bodies. his hair was Scaggy and ill kept. his eyes crazy and tormented and his cloths torn.
He wore a business man - like suit. yet he wasnt proffesional even for a man who had seen zombies. No man should be that Tormented outside of lucifers gate.

The mans mouth opend and a deadly flame burnt in his eyes.

Ford couldnt move.

" Hello Harry. . ."

(( okay im bak. . .i know poor post. anyhoo Noone use my chara or try and find me yet ))

SINCE FORD HASNT BEEN MENTIONED IN ANY FUCKING POST HE DECIDES TAHT DARKLDARK AND THE ENTIRE THREAD IS GAY AND SHOOTS HIMSELF YES IN THE HOSPITAL :oooooooooooooo

nice post.
im off ill try and post in school otherwise dont expect me to be on until about saturday

that sarcasm? :P
anyway.
yeh obviously. ^ look at the story so far.

it was sarcasm wasnt it.
lol

Ford: Cheers for the grub man!

Ford ravaged his meal and thanked Nick. he thought about how many people had died and how many must be in complete chaos. His father, who he had never known had left him with one item. a silver revolver. His father had placed it in a safe deposit box and told him only to use it in the time of most need.

* Father, why did you leave me!?! Mom couldnt hold on after you left. she slit her own throat, just two years after my fifth birthday*

Ford refrained a tear and continued eating.
His attention wasnt on the zombie horde now. it was on how much he wanted to find and shoot his father.

Ford: anyone feel like tellin us about thereselves. i feel in the mood for a good old sit round the campfire tonight. i mean inbetween the waves of the undead. Hey Nick what kinda heaven is this taht im eatin anyway.

(( see back withthe story, im hoping taht the rest will follow. and that another argyuement want spew from that little confrontation))

At 5/4/06 03:55 PM, bluedragon946 wrote:

At 5/4/06 03:27 PM, Diablo-The-Devil wrote:

At 5/3/06 06:33 PM, darkldark wrote: ((I wish that you would stop and leave or die atleast because my parents died when I was 7 I saw them die in my own eyes you fucking jerk,))

((lol i HIGHLY doubt that tbh if your parents died when you were 7 im sure you fucking deserved to lose them you fucking retarded cock sucking whore no one likes you EXCEPT bludraon but then again you do suck his cock and for free tooo i mean even your dad had to pay now ride off on your MOTOR BIKE OF PEACE and fuck merlin with your MAGIC SWORD OF POWERi think you should just fuck off and die!))

((Fuck you. dark has been a much better member then you could ever hope to be. You are simply trying to be a little attention whore. You're the one who should fuck off and die. You couldn't even get my name right. You're just acting like a little shit. Sure I like darkldark. But flaming me too saying he had to suck my cock, that's just fucking stupid. No likes you. Go die.))

((WAW,tension ppl. calm down. to start darkldark is unloved. an orphan. and seeming a magical being with the power to do everything and make other ppls character change completely while he is posting.
first
. SHUT UP dragon, my maturity has nothing to do with you, and i wasnt flaming you. I stopped after that. I dont care what you think and to be queit honest i care even less about darkldarks parents.
secondly
. Dragon you were asking to be flamed. you arent going to help. dont make me flame you i think your posts are decent and your character has a broad personality and hasnt been touched by christ as darkldarks has.
lastly
.DARKLDARK for the last timestop making your posts and character equal to the feats of GOD. eliesy isnt the messiah and neither are you.MAKING OTHER PPL TOTALY CHANGE WHILE YOU POST DOESNT WORK. i dont think flamesoul would have shat himself when u walked past. get a life.

peace out

but with his last words on this earth elsisayahyeiahfuihjhgfg looks at his magical love-o-meter and sighs for his lost love. father.
THE MASTER OF THE INTERNET
THEN THE ZOMBIE PULLS OUT AN EGLOOO AND BLOWS HIM UP SHOUTING ABOUT HOW THE ZOMBIES ARENT TAHT SMART OR STRONG AND THAT THE SWORD COWER TO THE POWER OF HIS MIGHTY IGLOO

eliesay or however u spell his MAGICAL name jumps past ford with his pants of ultimate power and his secret love meter of doom on which he has the words

Zombies- 45%
the random chick that doesnt exist and i stole the idea for-1%
my father the magic baron of counterstrike and all INTERNET. YES THE internet master-4%
Men-50%

the gay uber powerful being that darkldark wishs he was and not the spotty no pals retard that he is shouts:
"NO I DONT CARE IF U WERE JOKING. I WANT HIM MY WISHS WILL COME TRUE NO LONGER WILL I HAVE TO WANK OVER THE IMAGE OF MY FATHER THAT I MADE OUT OF MY OWN LOVE OF MEN. . . DADDY."
the zombie turns round to show. . . a random zombie.
Darkldark. yes darkldark coz he is really in this as he has no life." NO I WANTED MY OWN FATHER SO MUCH"

now darkldark u are a retard.YOU HAVE NO PALS

At 5/2/06 10:24 PM, bluedragon946 wrote:

At 5/2/06 08:31 PM, fremen13 wrote: Random drunk guy passes by...

:A zombie then grabs the drunk guy. The zombie then proceeds to rape him in every way known to man. Included many not invented yet! The man is then infected with a zombie STD, which rots his dick off.

Seeing all this occur makes Ford feel sick. he looked around before shooting both of the infected.
Looking around Eliesey looked around blushing and said. is it wierd that i got turned on by that? everyone looked at him in disgust

(( best side plot of all time))

always remeber this world hates you

maybe they all hate you and the fags are just tryin 2 warn you of the cheap foriegners cheap deadly plan

(( phew. . . lol but i dont get is skeletor infected?))

Ford still running from over the antenna looks back and takes a last few pot shots at the attacking horde.

Ford: HA HA BASTADS y o ass be mine. GANGSTA.

looking about grinning Ford realises that his joke was of poor taste in chosen at the wrong time. most of the rest of the survivors look at him and shake there heads.

Ford: you know this dont solve much but give us more time?

Ford thoughtfully stopped thinning the horde and enjoyed himslef looking for an escape door.

Ford: i liked the idea of a last stand. not that im suicidal. not after all this. i just tthought hey wat ya gonna do . . .

the thought suddenly crept up on him. Mike still looked downtrodden and solitary. Zeke and eilsey were still hyped from the fresh killing and the rest. . . well they were bad. either injured or soflty sobbing over the wounded.

Ford: hey you know wat'll cheer you up kid.

lookin at zeke his hand outstreched with a grenade in it. the grin on his face apparent, the sheer glee taht zeke got from thje thought made Ford and everyone lese happier.

Ford: you know how to use it. . . take out the pin and toss it as far into that crowd as u can. beileve me its fun.

Ford pulled the pin out with his teeth and used the hand not occupied by the spas to lob the grenade into the window they escaped from. The flames engulfed the entire second floor and the shock wave blasted through the group.
Zeke tried and threw it straight into the middle of the mob, the blast was sheilded by the amount of things.they roof gave a loud moan as if to complain then fell in upon itself.the main frame of the hotel seemd stable but they didnt want to sticck around and see.

Ford: lets go!!

why not mime to a popular song and dance like the queen u are. it will make everyone cheer and all the boys will be your friend

OMG NO SATAN IS COMING AHHHHH I MUST RUN AND TELL EVERYONE

IN THE 18TH STATE OKAY THANKS

At 4/25/06 04:17 PM, Dobio wrote:

At 4/25/06 03:51 PM, Sarai wrote: We actually set up a special Ozcar spam forum hidden ID where he can do this. Just to spite you.

Ozcar's secret spam forum.

*COUGH*

Lol true true
what does he win ?

(( yeh som1 else has to post. . . this is an entire day :(. . . coz i cant, waiting for Skeletor. so anyone heard of the moon? ))
(( i want vampires and werewolves etc. but they prob for a diff RP))

whats the movie....
i have to see i must be part of this