I've been thinking lately about this thread and bringing it back since I got a bunch of new ideas but my PS program took a shit so I just put it on the back burner. Then I was on youtube and came across THIS which made me remember this thread again. Call me crazy, but I have a feeling this thread may have had something to do with it... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. We've been robbed by jack. That bastard.
Oh, but anyway. I'm gonna reinstall my PS tomorrow and get this shit back on the road...

At 10/21/09 08:51 PM, SouthAsian wrote: this thread made me laugh.

Once in elementary school it was picture day and as I was waiting my turn i slipped out some of that warm mud and so i just go throughout the day like nothing happened.i rememebr the smell of my chair.It was terrible.

So wait, did you still take the picture? How the hell did you maintain a straight face??? Every time I would look at that picture I would die knowing that I had a corny eyed brown snake in my pants... Oh that is classic.

At 10/21/09 08:14 AM, M-Y wrote: How did you even remember all this if you drank so much?

Was that a serious question? You know not everyone is a sissy when they drink and black out, right? Was the night blurry? Yes. Forgotten? No. Weirdo.

At 10/21/09 02:31 AM, MrSaint wrote:

Best part was, that she went to wash my underwear and pants, so I didn't need to do any work. Later my Mom picked me up and I went home, that day was hilarious.

Your teacher cleaned the poop from your pants? Oh my jesus... classic

At 10/20/09 05:05 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I will use this information for future reference.

In what way? You're gonna shit your pants at least once in your life... If you don't then you haven't truly lived.

At 10/20/09 04:30 PM, Slosha69 wrote: That sucks, a lot. I would be freaking out if that happened to me. I would demand to go home though.

You have plenty of time to do it. I was 20 or 21 the first time I sharted... It wasn't a full on shart, but it was a foreshadow to what would happen on that one cold October night.

this thread is cracking me up.

At 10/20/09 03:39 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote: Oily pizza. Went to school, while on the bus leaned to the side. Blew a fucking oil bubble in my pants.

Haha! So you actually threw away your pants or just your boxers? What did you walk home in??
Having to sit in it pretending that you don't have a load in your pants is hard...

At 10/20/09 03:29 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I don't see why you wanted to leave so fast, a parties and poop go hand in hand.

Oh believe me, I'm not one to deny parties and poop are like peas and carrots. But it throws off my dance moves and my ability to walk like a normal human being... I ruined a really good pair of boxers too...

At 10/20/09 03:23 PM, Mewtwig wrote: No, I can control my shit

Everyone's allowed one buttercup.

At 10/20/09 03:26 PM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 10/20/09 03:19 PM, Cyprus wrote: I take the trash bag and walk out with it. The guy who owns the house is like "Why are you taking out the trash?" And I was like "Oh it's full" and all that was in it was my poop pants

how did he buy that when it would of looked like nothing was in it?

Alcohol works wonders my friend. He was tanked. I was tanked. I said it. He bought it. I wasn't going to question it. The trash men had a nice view of it though I'm sure.

This past weekend I was partyin all night, drinking hot apple pies (everclear and apple cider... cant taste the alcohol.. bad idea) so I was pretty effin lit. After I left my buddies house where I was drinking I decided to hit up the bars. I get to the bar and I step outside to have a smoke. I'm standing on the back patio and leaning against the railing and I feel a fart come on. No big deal right? Wrong. I let this fart out and sharted. It wasn't enough to claim I totally shit myself, but it was more then just a little blast of the supersonic sewer sauce. In my panic I told my buddy who drove "We gotta go dude" he was like "I just ordered the drinks man, why?" i told him flat out "i just shit myself" he didnt even laugh.. just went "oh shit, ok" we left and I went back to the house (yes sitting in my poop pants the whole drive back). I ran into the bathroom and took off my boxers and threw them in the trash and wiped my ass. I take the trash bag and walk out with it. The guy who owns the house is like "Why are you taking out the trash?" And I was like "Oh it's full" and all that was in it was my poop pants.... No one ever noticed.... And that, is the story of how Cyprus pooped his pants one fall night.
Anyone else got any good sharting stories?

Everything kills you, people even die when having sex. Running is great for your body whether or not a few people couldnt make it through the death trap without their hearts exploding.

ah man, don't worry about it... definitely don't feel embarrassed. if you feel like you look like a pussy because you dont like a bunch of dudes around you while your dick is hangin out.... you're not. the people people who LIKE doing that are the weird ones. but you gotta understand, 99.9999% of people at the urinals dont give a fuck about anything but pissing... you are just a fart in the wind to them... the world doesnt revolve around your need to piss, no one is giving you extra attention because you gotta pee. so avoid the hassle and just go for the stall... if that doesn't work wait for everyone to leave the urinals... or go outside in a corner or on a secluded tree somewhere haha.

At 9/29/09 05:38 PM, nightmareLeacher wrote: It blows my mind how many of you don't read the entire topic...

I agree with you, half the people are just writing "I don't see it"
Well if you read the fucking topic you'd see the outline. Fucker.

He had the leash wrapped around his balls and every time the dog tugged it turned him on, so he called you because you have a sexy voice. So he's a gay one armed man.
The real question is, what would he do if someone waved to him while this was all going on?

At 9/29/09 03:56 PM, GodsBitch wrote: The only things I see are these damn floaters in my eye!

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven.

Haha, definitely didn't see it until someone outlined it. And once you did... hahaha, that's hilarious

At 9/29/09 01:47 PM, Re2deemer wrote:

At 9/29/09 07:56 AM, AapoJoki wrote: If they had died on the Moon, they would never decompose. They'd just lie there like a bunch of abandoned wax figures.

Dunno. I guess the bacteria their bodies had on them would be able to do at least 'some* sort of decomposing. Just reeeeally slow.

They would be an ice cube. So I don't really think they'd decompose at all for a long time.

And they were just gonna seize transmission with them all together. Just cut them off and say "ooop! OOOPP!! you're fadin- *click(

At 9/29/09 07:56 AM, AapoJoki wrote: If they had died on the Moon, they would never decompose. They'd just lie there like a bunch of abandoned wax figures.

lol, I don't think they would have abandoned the space program completely. And we would have went back very soon to retrieve the bodies. Or maybe not. Kinda freaky to imagine being one of those two if something did go wrong. Knowing you are dead... just staring at the Earth and can't get there. Oh man... creepy. Then dying of lack of oxygen in the capsule... Ugh. I wonder if they'd say fuck it and just run outside.

I found this a little bit ago and thought it was very interesting.
This was the speech written for the President had the Apollo 11 mission went wrong. And Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were stranded on the moon.

Apollo 11 speech

How about that whole "after NASA ends communication with the men" part? Seems a little sad. Although I can understand why.

At 9/29/09 04:31 AM, rifledark1 wrote:

(I have a black fetish 0.0, same goes for straight porn, big black titties turn me on more than others for some reason.)

........stop it, stop it right now.

Yeah, I'm with everyone else on this. Why do you assume gay people always dress different? Since you're bi I'm assuming you're not a flamboyant gay person that's gonna wear tight leather pants and a pink feather necklace. You'll never pick up chicks again.

There's no way he would be alive anyway. He'd be pushing 120. This is a neat article though, and it may be true since from what I've always understood is that one of his soldiers/assistants or something took the bodies after he supposedly shot himself and poured gasoline on them and burned them in a shallow grave. So I don't think the remains could have been identifiable in those days.

I wish organized religion never took hold of the entire planet like it did. I don't mind religion at all, but look at the dark ages? And how many founders of science were exiled and ridiculed for what they found. Religion is responsible for setting back the human race hundreds of years. And no, this is not a troll comment trying to start a religious debate. I have no problem with religion at all. Everyone can believe what they want. Doesn't bother me in any way.

You guys know a new Scream movie is in the works too right? Seems like they are trying to breathe new life into a few old horror flicks. The Halloween franchise with Rob Zombie behind the camera especially. I like what they did with those though.
But in the case of Saw? The 3rd one was the last forgivable one. The 4th one was complete garbage.

At 9/18/09 09:03 PM, wtfyourface wrote: I think there are whole lot more active female users than you think.

I think you're wrong. Maybe a bunch of boys that want to be girls. But that's about as close as you're gonna get to a "whole lot". Unless by a whole lot you mean 7.

It's always the one that no one likes that lives. Look at when drunk drivers hit someone, they never die. It's always the innocent family in the other car. Assholes never die.

Damn hopefully we can get this going again, everyone is taking forever. Just message me if you want my address if you're going to take it over.

Man, I haven't been active on the forums lately. Just been watchin movies and shit over the past month and I had a feeling I was coming up on the list, haha. Guess not! At this rate I'll get him by next year ;)
At least he is still around!

At 5/28/09 02:54 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

This is what A.americana looks like. As you can see, it's a little different to the Wiki picture:

I was looking on this site and I'm pretty convinced that it is an Agave Americana... Scroll to the bottom where they show a close up of the leaves.....
And here is the picture I just took....
I have another picture as well... Of the very tips and they are extremely hard and needle like.. Someone could definitely get fuuuucked up walking into one of those..

At 5/28/09 02:43 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

Yup, it's an Aloe Vera plant. The pictures of wild ones are identical to it:

Looks very VERY similar to it... Do you know the exact species that is?
So far to me it looks like the Agave Americana

At 5/28/09 02:43 PM, Elios wrote: It looks like it resembles the mother-in-laws tongue, though i'm not exactly sure, can you give us a closer picture for more details?

I'll go take another closer pic. brb