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America,
Cabbage,
Christmas.

I'm a patient guy...

Cops? Just talk it out. Chill. I got cops pulling me over twice just for suspicious behaviour. If i had ran away, they would have pointed their guns at me because there was a chain of break-ins at the time and they said I fit the description.

I've read the guidelines, so I know that promoting websites through reviews is clearly prohibited. So I flagged some of these reviews cuz I thought I could up my whistle stat. But It went from normal to garbage. I don't understand. Does NG now tolerating free adverts?

I thought I'd seen one above the "series" button a few days back.

I know one thing for sure, I close my eyes.

It's gotta be 12 fps, thats the eye frame rate. Thats why most shows are at 24 fps.

C'mon guys, lighten up and have a lol. What's gonna happen anyway? Sheesh.

When I was your age, we still had some good music, not the shit you're listening to right now.

At 7/20/08 07:19 AM, UberKuri wrote:

Yeah just getting it fast enough to look right is hard, but eventually you get it x]
And yeah Moonday is pro, his big brother tought him.

Yeah, and fuck the haters. This kid got more skill than 2 guys twice his age combined.

Sorry for double post, but something just hit me in the head, search moonboy in youtube.

Melbourne shuffle you mean? Yeah, I'm learning it. The hard part for me is to go fast.

Wait for fallout 3. I know that it's made by bethesda not interplay anymore, but the demos are good enough. And yeah, Gran Turismo 5.

There's been quite some time since it's release, and most of us who've played this game should have some weird happenings while killing...

So mine went like this, I was playing online with some of my buddies. I decided to move around and camp for some short while to ambush people. I was using the M16. While scouting off, I had this unnatural urge to lay down flat in the grass, like someone inside me shouting "Hey, look this is some nice grass. Why don't you stop for a bit and relax?" So I did. I was waiting there to see if there is anyone passing down the road some ten feet in front of me. I turned around to see if there was anyone on my six, when I saw a pair of legs directly in my face. Because it was free for all, I just sprayed like hell. We both just went what the fuck's happened.

So, what's yours?

You've checked settings?

Just ask any store, convinience, grocery...

At 5/29/08 03:20 AM, TiiBag wrote:

At 5/29/08 01:27 AM, BareNakedMike wrote: I found it in 1812, and didn't feel like making an account until a few years ago.

Lies! The internet didn't exist till at least like 1850.

Ah, but you are forgetting the facts that the confederates used the internet during the civil war to avoid bombardment from union ships.

At 5/28/08 02:47 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Everything went purple for a second...

HAHAHAH...You've tried it didn't you?

Nice riiight?

At 5/28/08 02:42 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:

At 5/28/08 02:38 AM, cybermonkey81 wrote: Put your thumb on on carotid artery and the index finger on the other. Squeeze hard until your vision and sound around you get distorted. It works for me at least.

The carotid is at the neck.

Aiight but can it kill you?

i forgot to say that that there is 2 carotid arteries, that why you need 2 fingers. The point is to stop blood going to your brain for awhile. Don't worry though, you'll let go no matter how hard you hold.

Put your thumb on on carotid artery and the index finger on the other. Squeeze hard until your vision and sound around you get distorted. It works for me at least.

The carotid is at the neck.

At 5/28/08 12:20 AM, RandomHuman wrote: who on NG has the highest level. I saw a dude with lvl 48, thats the highest I've seen so far.

PIMP.

At 5/23/08 05:28 AM, Wreckages wrote: Ares > Limewire.

Dammit, was just gonna say that. I use ares too. I mean why pay when you can get stuff free?

I never open doors in a dream. They were either open or the surroundings just jumps to another.

At 5/27/08 07:13 AM, Kagoe wrote:

At 5/27/08 07:11 AM, Reaperssythe wrote:

At 5/27/08 07:07 AM, Kagoe wrote: I'd be this guy...

and id be this guy

Lmao, is he wearing a KFC bucket...?!?

And it says "GENERAL". LOL

MindChamber? it says 79 or 80 on his profile. Heck, I remeber him posting a picture of an old guy. He said it was him. Didn'.t really buy it though.

Correction:"If Newgrounds was a rock band"

Now that would be a good name for a band. It just oozes awesomness.

I think they just don't like pink, don't they dear?

BBS and Flash Portal should be bigger. And NG shold be a city with divided districts. Else, we need a WMD.

I'd ask for every single password of every account on NG. That worths more than a hundred souls.

On the other hand, why would anyone want souls anyway? We all go for WMDs these days.

Remember the thing about monkeys and typewriters? The primates have since went on to the internetz.

Actually i hate this name. I didnt really cared to change my name during the name change period. Now I regretting it.

I respect those who contribute quality stuff to NG.
Nuffin' else.