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Meh, roomates armed with a firecracker works better, at the cost of my crotch though. By the way, the guy really should hide his gear somewhere. I'd rather sleep on the floor than on his bed if there is a choice.

Knock on the door (i'll bet it's locked, so no peeking huh) and with a loud and firm voice say "I don't want to be rude mom, but I need to get some rest right now. I'll bet just the knocking will startle them.

That's impossible. Well kids, I hope we all learn a valuable lesson today. Fap at your own house.

Puff some lucky strikes? Heard they're of better quality.

I know, soda from a fountain tastes the best, followed by soda in a can. Soda in a bottle has that plastic aftertaste. You can tell difference if you drink all types after one another.

Death by tickling. It would be fucking torture.

At least I'd die smiling.

At 6/28/09 04:30 PM, Maxell159 wrote: Men, can you tell me what the fuck is Dead Pool?? (gimme a site with information, or something like that)

You could press this here. Press the dot!

At 6/28/09 04:05 PM, OneWordName wrote:

At 6/28/09 03:50 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: I give my train a peak hello when it leaves the statoin and a peak goodbye when it's ready to get under the tunnel.

Also, the tunel inspector is going to check it befor it enters. Wouldn't wan't any rust on the train (just like I check the rails befor I ride them)

When the Grammar Nazis gas you, I'll be laughing.

Is it just me, or is this post just unbelievably funny. By the way, this somehow reminds me of Thomas the engine, which is quite disturbing.

I've gotta climb my mango tree sometime. Hadn't had some for a while. Maybe I'll make a smoothie.

Meh, unintended pun. Glad you guys found it funny. Anyways, I would like to play this thing, but I'm broke for the moment. There's a lot of dead pools out there, and I believe this is just the beginning...

Fuck man, I'm missing out on all the profit!

Seeing the odd wave of well-known people dying lately, I remembered about this game some people play on the net. They call it dead pool, or death pool. They play it by putting a bet on which guy is most likely to die, and if they hit it right, they'll profit.

I guess some of them must have been making a killing in the recent spate of deaths of well known people lately.

Sorry NGers. I had the sudden retarded compulsion to give a pic.

You said something about dropping a phone into the water?
I'd take a guess it's your first rollercoaster experience. Well, usually they will tell you to stash away loose objects that you might be carrying to avoid causing harm and/or damage.

Don't be scared anyways. It's okay to lose your lunch and/or breakfast while riding one, but you should be all safe and sound case they're engineered to be safe. My advice is to take a middle position on the ride. So you'll not be on either extremes of the coaster.

A second Korean War? *cough* You do know that it has never formally ended, and any sort of war starting is just called an escalation of hostilities. And if it does happen, it's not the US that's going to be nuked. It's the RoK first. This might get intresting...What part does China has in this?

Hey! My friend has one for a pet. It's quite cool. You feed it a type of maggot that's on fear factor, the brown one. There quite cuddly undeneath, and if it trusts you you can pet it. Their nose is so adorable. If I had one I'd name it BallofDeath.

Here in the tropics we got only two; the hot season, and the rainy season. Both of which is shit. It's wet, hot and full of mosquitoes.

Well... we can't really depend on the frenchmen themselves to win a war... so being the sneaky smartassses they are, they make the foriegn legion. I'd respect the legionnaires.

At 6/26/09 03:50 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

Now, I ask of you, what is the best animal meat you have ever tasted?

Human. MUAHAHHA! Now, before you call the police, it was a joke. I'm sure most of you know that, but some Newgrounders...

Anyway I would have to say beef.

Ya know, I've read somewhere about a cannibal describing human meat, and he said it tastes like pork, albeit tougher. I like salmon, smoked over hickory, marinated in citrus. And who doesn't love a barbie?

Or in real life they stay quiet so thay don't raise suspicion. Played much CnC: Generals? I love the SCUD launcher when he says "Look at my beautiful weapon!"

An Ng user named Knugen (never known him), Rage against the machine, a crown icon, and some 3D asian girls.

To the guy above me (or above the guy above me), religion doesn't disprove science. And we have yet to settle on what caused the big bang. On an unrelated note, I've been reading on the string theory lately, and it's quite interesting.

You know, you should really go and see Korea, gaming is a life/religion/sport there. I'm serious. Some died gaming non-stop.

I'd sometimes watch al-jazeera. Once a reporter was covering on Gaza when a massive boom went behind her, live.

Moderate Muslim, (hey thar flubeca)

And the bonus of being a muslim is, there is already a good set of practical systems to be used, (like Zakah, btw i'm exempted from paying income tax here) and it goes with the changes in science. There is a case on a particular larva of an insect that lives inside trees.

According to old science, the larvae is a product of the tree itself, so it is halal, or fit for consumption. However, when it was discovered it is a product of an insect, the ruling or edict or fatwa (however you'd call it) was changed. And we are now forbidden to eat said larvae.

Btw, I don't really see what's so insulting being called a muzzie...so go ahead.

Interbeveragial relationship. How I'd like it to be.

You've called guiness world records yet?

At 6/25/09 10:52 PM, Piss wrote:

At 6/25/09 10:50 PM, cybermonkey81 wrote:

At 6/25/09 10:48 PM, Piss wrote: Coca-Cola is the worst soda ever.

Pepsi is the greatest soda ever. Drink Pepsi.

Pepsi.

I'd mix both, that's like soda having sex. By the way, you guys do know that coke and pepsi has a measure of coccaine in it?

I can assure you Pepsi never used any cocaine in their soda. Coca-Cola did, though, 40 or 50 years earlier.

Pepsi.

Yeah, I'm actually more fond to Pepsi you know? It has a more subtel bubly taste, compared to coke, coke's harsher on the throat. And you cant beat the lime in Pepsi. And I think i'm wrong on the coccaine on pepsi. But still right on the coke. Anyways, I'd get Pepsi cheaper at a 7-11, and mix it a little with 7-up.

if you use mozilla shift, control delete.

At 6/25/09 10:48 PM, Piss wrote: Coca-Cola is the worst soda ever.

Pepsi is the greatest soda ever. Drink Pepsi.

Pepsi.

I'd mix both, that's like soda having sex. By the way, you guys do know that coke and pepsi has a measure of coccaine in it?

Hey he did give a suggestion to deliver it at the quick shop right? I'd say a misunderstanding on...well...who's part? No one is to blame maybe.