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You see, I believed that I would get a faster response here, plus I am too ignorant to actually realise that there's tech support. So, where is the tech support?

Today's UOTD's web is kinda lulzy. Plus no censor.

Thank god someone actually replied. I was about to kill myself, fly planes into buildings, and declare a jihad on everything just because I am a muslim. The truth is, I have no fucking idea. It worked fine until a few months ago. Would you like a screencap?

I hate life.

I hate most of the things in the universe.

But few things I abhor. Such as the fucking need to seem politically correct. It's politics, you should just seem correct, not be correct.

Plus hangovers, haemorrhoids, feminists, and Tajikistan. .

Whiny teens online not so much, plus they are a bit entertaining. But not like the Tourette's guy though.

At 2/6/11 08:33 AM, aeperera wrote: LISTEN BECAUSE IM NOT GOING TO SAY THIS TWICE

CANWHICH.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER I HOPE

You know, they do sell ready made sandwiches in plastic containers. Plus cans are an ass to open.

Bound to happen. My graphic card blown up the first day I used it. It's why they have warranties. Worst to happen is something like a RRoD.

Won't live on Mars. Plenty of desolate Bumfuck, Nowhere places on Earth already. It's not exciting as you you think. Trust me.

Civilization V is fun. Got tired playing it over hours on end though. Plus my game crashes in huge maps. Sucks when you are too poor to buy a 2GB stick of ram.

I don't know what happened, but I cant see ad banners, or load games and movies that have ads. I tried my friend's laptop to see newgrounds and it worked fine. The problem is her laptop is not powerful enough to play some of the games here, plus she needs to use it anyway. Can some one tell me what could I do so I could browse NG proper on my PC?

I use Kaspersky, and the ad blocker is off, and I run Windows 7, and I have no other known ad blockers. Actually, I never used any ad blockers before. I tried IE, Firefox and Chrome, the result is the same. I emptied my temporary internet files, cleared my cookies and whatnot, and it didn't solve the problem. What did i miss?

At 2/6/11 09:37 AM, AapoJoki wrote: Three fucking pages and no one has mentioned Josh Bedn yet? Noobs, noobs everywhere.

We did have fun shopping Bedn everywhere. He was everywhere, an Bedn approves.

It seems that I can't load some games or movies, all of them are the ones with ads at the preloader.
And the ad banners are blocked too. Problem is, I have never installed any adblock. And my antivirus adblock is also off. Is there something I could do about it? I used chrome and firefox, and results are the same.

At 5/1/10 04:41 AM, Jonners wrote: I wouldn't go with the complete eradication of free will, because that's impossible.

But is it? There should be a way to control the will of people, to a single will, that is to progress our civilization, to continue our existance in the universe. There should be efforts to made towards this.

However, we were to implement a system in which people do what they are best suited for (builders build, counters count) but with slight variation, so that builders, should they not want to build, could learn to be electricians, plumbers, or other occupations often associated with their assigned path.

This is the problem, people do not want. Do not want this, do not want that, this is one of the problems free will brings.

We use robots in the manufacturing sector, but there will always be a need for a human in the system, whether for QC, to keep things in check, or just a question of something best done by people. The idea is not to make people work to death, it's to maximize the potential. A sick worker is more of a liabilty anyway.

After abolishment of will, thaen we can work towards to cheap energy, and managing resouces better for survival of mankind, such as getting every person well fed. It may sound like a cetralized government, but it is more like a machine, the parts that can do heavy lifting, do the heavy lifting, the parts that produce energy, produce energy. Anything that does not contribute towards the progress of mankind, will be halted.

When the conditions permit luxury, then we can our free will back.

Let's look at this for a moment, what is actually is this plague of mankind? War? Greed? Pride? I think it is actually free will.

To me, humans are one of the most wonderful creatures that have ever existed, with powers to create, to calculate anything. With all that processing powers of our brains, and dextrous hands of ours, shouldn't we be progressing mankind a whole lot faster? The problem is efficiency, where not all of the resources (humans) are used towards progressing civilization. This comes from people having free will.

So what if we don't have free will, but only a single will to the betterment of mankind? Then we should have groups of people doing what they do best suited to do. People that are good with counting, will count. Likewise people that are good with building, will build. People that can do nothing, will be steamed, or roasted to be used as food.

So what do you think?

The main character in a nicely timed parody of school shootings.

Hey, I had one of those Mario Fundies. Somehow I don't recall playing it.
Did I mention you have a nice thumb?

Whoa, a trunk monitor, now thats something. But as DM said, there might be hidden problems, you should get the carfax on it, get all the info.

And to be honest, I think you should look for something with less accessories and perhaps better mileage or something. Something that won't hurt your wallet in the long run.

At 3/4/10 04:11 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

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Well, I'd say go for the motorbike, for the rain thing, you should buy a waterproof windbreaker, along with the waterproof pants. You'd get your feet wet though.

Whether there are religious people or not, science today still goes on, and you have to remember that some of the scientists who made great discoveries did believe in some god or another. Mendel for instance was a pastor, but he contributed greatly to the progress of genetics. Not that I am saying that there are no atheist scientists either.

I'm thinking OP is a troll, he has his answers prepared beforehand, cause they seem general.
OP is going to reply to me refuting that soon...

First Blood
0.5 Points
-Bleed for the first time

Sucker Punch(ed)
-10 Points
-Get K.O.ed

Bulletproof
-15 Points
-Keep on going in a hail of BBs

Pack Mule
25 Points
-Haul a fully kitted out PC by hand back to the house

PC Aficionado
50 Points
-Spend $1000 on a PC

Dead Broke
-15 Points
Have no money at all, not even in the bank.

Wage Slave
-10 Points
Work for minimum wage.

Insomniac
-15 Points
Go for 72 hours with no sleep.

Bilingual
-20 Points
Speak two languages fluently.

Coke Addict
-10 Points
Get addicted to soda.

Okay, why does dividing by is zero is illogical.

First, consider that division by zero will produce zero as inverse multiplication of zero.

Hence, 1\0 =0
and, 2\0= 0
thus 1\0=0=2\0
we factorize the 0's and we'd get 1=2, which is impossible.
That is why it is simply illogical, in other words it just can't be done.
It can be used to prove anything like Truth\0=0=Lie\0, etc.

Coop has given quite a colorful answer, it is quite easy to understand actually.

Just here to say, honour killings and such connected with it are not Islamic. They have roots in the tribal culture and caste culture. To put it short, if the U.S. of A would want to and burn these guys asses off for this reason, the Muslim world won't really give a damn. Just like how some countries don't give a damn when the U.S goes out hunting Talibans.

People who mix barbaric culture and use religion as a defense have all the right to get their asses blown off by JDAMS. And this is from a Muslim. What I don't condone is attacking muslims that don't do barabaric practices.

I came to site roughly a year before I joined. The reason was, at that time all flashes lead to newgrounds, sooner or later you're bound to smack your head into newgrounds. I'm not really sure, but I came at the time when you could see the skullkid for a long time on the frontpage. I joined cos there was that $10o0 cash for voters or something. BBS then occupied me for some time.

Die before birth, that way I'd get an infinity sign on my tombstone, signifying immortality!

But seriously, after I complete my life goals.

The only two movies that can be called classic that I have watched are The Godfather- the first part, and Kelly's Heroes, both had color, and were quite good to watch. I'd recommend.

At 2/8/10 11:50 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I found that strangely amusing. But this is the most useless device ever...

Women

ED's article on women might be the best description...

I'd stall him like " Hey wait! If you press that button you're gonna die too!" and he'd be like "Of course" or something along those lines. And then I'd ask "Who're you gonna blow up? Americans? Shites? Sunnis?" Depending on the answer, I'd then pull him over to a member of the targeted group and tell him to vent his frustrations and all to the other guy. After more anger management sessions, we would have a healthier, more conscious person.

97, but when it showed the answers, I had overlooked a lot of them. Many of them I have heard of before, like Trinidad and Tobago, they were in the World Cup, how could I ever forget? Damn

I love it. It shows that NG staff are laidback, carefree and free spirited individuals. Kinda like what Atari used to be.

At 2/8/10 08:42 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: There is also no such thing as innocence.

Yep, just differing degrees of guilt.