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I like "Lord of War", though he acts in the same monotonous way, it fits the character.
Remember the "DEAD SLOW" on that Kono ship?
They used real AK's cause they're cheaper BTW.

*just casually makes an artificial valley*

Hey, bridges or tunnels? I prefer tunnels, though things can get quite dangerous, such as a fire, but no one commits suicide by jumping in a tunnel before.

Someone should disect an emo's brain. I was, but I could not think of stuff other than angst, gothic and emo music. Help guys.

At 11/3/02 07:42 PM, Panzerfaust wrote:

At 11/3/02 07:38 PM, JmBd wrote:

At 11/3/02 07:35 PM, AerosolClock wrote: Yeah, Hitler gave you the password, so what?

Yeah, I gladly accepted the account passwords.

HITLER didn't give you the passwords, channel cat stole his script and then he used it (without hitlers permission) and gave the passwords to you. It doesn't matter if you didn't get the passwords yourself, YOU STILL FELT THE URGE TO TAKE OVER THE SBC AND SHRAPNEL ACCOUNTS. (note how he pretended hitler was planning to take shrapnels account to get himself out of trouble?)

Thats not physically hacking. I got the secret URL from HITLER with a list of passwords and channel_cats list. I didn't hack I engorged myself with accounts like a kid in a candy store. I grabbed the best ones for myself.

Quoted from his truly, Bedn. This explains the "Bedn Stole The Cadny" mystery.

At 4/29/07 11:19 AM, LateckS wrote:

At 4/29/07 11:18 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: I have no idea either. Someone please help us!

Nice sig.

Bedn ALWAYS approves.

So he's this hacker that hacked NG one day, so Wade decided to let the kids laugh at him, and let photoshoppers put him in the weirdest places. It's kinda like mandatory to have him in photoshop threads. i can give you a link to a "Photoshop Bedn" thread, but I'm just too lazy cos' i just downed a BigMac with a large Coke.

«Spam - to feel free!»
-what I am doing now is quite similar.

«Believe in God, nothing is impossible!»
-Are you Religious?

At 4/29/07 05:20 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote:

Guillotine: No one uses this anymore, but it's painless.

thats true. In fact it was suggested by a doctor.

Lethal Injection : I'm deathly afraid of needles, so no.

Actually, they will give three different shots. The first one will drift the person off to sleep. The second will cause all the muscles to relax. And the last will stop the heart beating. Painless.

Shooting: Also painless if there is a firing squad of 4-6, all firng at your head/heart. But with only one shooter, he might miss your heart/head and hit something else which isn't lethal,so there is a chance it might hurt.

There was this south american guy who went on Ripley's. He got shot by 8 bullets in the face and survived. They released him as they concluded it as a miracle.

BTW, there was this period where superstition was widely believed by the people. So at those times, from the 10 men in the firing squad, only one fired the real bullet. Just to confuse the convict's spirit so he can't haunt the shooter.

Conclusion: I'd take guillotine.

Smart choice, but pretty bloody.

At 4/29/07 10:38 AM, EvilJesus wrote: Marbles - Xtending service.
Just Tom Fulp.
Nothing is faster than Wade Fulp.
EvilJesus is inspiration.
Dildos - Just do it.
The best Hippo in the world.
The gods made Love.

Thats all for now XD

«Stay cool with Jesus.»

just doing a favour...

«Cocaine is my passion.»

Haha, stoner's fave.

«Nothing to worry about with AIDS.»

oh, and nice to see other NGers busy on sloganizer.

At 4/29/07 09:53 AM, tribalfusion-X wrote: omg! no penisses! :(

2good2b4goten is kind enough to share some with you.

At 4/29/07 10:02 AM, Abomination wrote:

At 4/29/07 10:00 AM, cybermonkey81 wrote:

At 4/29/07 09:58 AM, major-shake wrote:

«aids, better than sex.»

«AIDS, pure lust.»

«I lost weight with AIDS.»

«I wish i was had AIDS.»

At 4/29/07 09:58 AM, major-shake wrote:

«aids, better than sex.»

«AIDS, pure lust.»

At 4/29/07 09:52 AM, Abomination wrote:

At 4/29/07 09:48 AM, cybermonkey81 wrote:

At 4/29/07 09:44 AM, Abomination wrote: < Hhmmmmmm... AIDS >

<Be part of AIDS.>

«AIDS, created by nature.»

«I'd sleep with AIDS.»

At 4/29/07 09:44 AM, Abomination wrote: < Hhmmmmmm... AIDS >

<Be part of AIDS.>

I got these-

«The Imma Chargin' Mah Lazer! effect.»
«The Leonidas look.»
«The one and only UOTD.»
«Fappin' is a never ending story.»
«I want 4chan and I want it now.»
«Anyone can handle Maus.»
«Cybermonkey, i want it all.»

And here's my best-Thing is, no one can stop your intarnets, not even Superman himself.

What the... this is so gay. Good to see they made peace in the end.

How to huff for Dummies.

At 4/29/07 04:43 AM, adam-adam wrote: How do i press the following keys: R2, L2, R1, triangle, square, and where are the following keys?

Everybody uses a frikken PSP to browse NG. You can issue a complain to Sony for misplacing your buttons though.

"Life is short, you will never see the end. I was never a good person. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Out of greed, lust of money, riches. I have journeyed around the world, dealing weapons, spreading death and destruction. But now, It's all over. The Spetsnaz are in front of my door. Loansharks are hounding for me. Even my clients are sending hitmen just because i screwed up, big time. I hope there is a better end for me next time."

A.D. Pugach

OK, load back to the point before everything fucked up.

Clean.

You should get a dildo, stick it under the lunch table, and point out "OMFG, there's a goddamn dick stuck under our table!" If you're going to pull this off, please catch it on video and upload to you tube.

At 4/28/07 03:13 PM, Bus-Driver wrote:

At 4/28/07 03:11 PM, Kalibur wrote: And Bedn got a sex change.

Bedn Approves.

Really, he does.

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide include:

* Also called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain;
* Contributes to the greenhouse effect;
* Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape;
* Accelerates corrosion and breakdown of electrical equipment;
* Excessive ingestion may cause various unpleasant effects;
* Prolonged contact with its solid form results in severe tissue damage;
* Inhalation, even in small quantities, may cause death;
* Its gaseous form may cause severe burns;
* It has been found in the tumors of terminal cancer patients;
* Withdrawal by those addicted to the substance causes certain death within 168 hours;

Despite the danger, DHMO is often used:

* Used in many forms of cruel animal research;
* The US Navy has a secret distribution network for DHMO;
* Lakes and rivers all over the world are contaminated with DHMO;
* In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical;
* As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products;
* Known to be a component of a number of cancer-causing agents

Nevertheless, governments and corporations continue using it widely, heedless of its grave dangers

Talk about being cheap. Meh.

People who suck up to Wade and the mods, they REALLY give me the creeps.

Ok, whose alt are you?

OMFG, a n00b~!</sarcasm>

At 4/28/07 02:48 PM, DentedDementia wrote:

At 4/28/07 02:21 PM, cybermonkey81 wrote: Here's another drug, Fluoextine Hydrochloride. Consuming it on daily doses will make you seem smart, as people will think that you are always in deep thinking, searching for the truth, depressed.

Ingesting pure Dihydrogen Monoxide will create the appearance of intellect AND health!

OBJECTION! Dihydrogen Monoxide is POISONOUS!

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide include:

* Also called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain;
* Contributes to the greenhouse effect;
* Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape;
* Accelerates corrosion and breakdown of electrical equipment;
* Excessive ingestion may cause various unpleasant effects;
* Prolonged contact with its solid form results in severe tissue damage;
* Inhalation, even in small quantities, may cause death;
* Its gaseous form may cause severe burns;
* It has been found in the tumors of terminal cancer patients;
* Withdrawal by those addicted to the substance causes certain death within 168 hours;

Despite the danger, DHMO is often used:

* Used in many forms of cruel animal research;
* The US Navy has a secret distribution network for DHMO;
* Lakes and rivers all over the world are contaminated with DHMO;
* In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical;
* As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products;
* Known to be a component of a number of cancer-causing agents

Nevertheless, governments and corporations continue using it widely, heedless of its grave dangers.

At 4/28/07 02:43 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You may find it looked familiar.

Ultraman, LOL. I hated it ever since i was a kid.

To look smarter, keep calm and collective.
Even though you are inept at quantum physics or rocket propulsion, just keep calm and say phrases that are affiliated to it.

Always have a book with you.
It doesn't matter if you actually hide your G.I Joe comic inside. Just look like a bookworm.
You have to be quick though, for some situations may get a bit complicated if they see your comic.

Talk about sex on a scientific manner.
If anybody around you is talking about sex, try to add medical terms in correspondence.