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At 5/1/07 11:58 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 5/1/07 11:56 AM, cybermonkey81 wrote: RE: Attention : Attention Whores.

You're doing it wrong.

It should be Attn: Attention Whores.

Sorry for that, I was going to write Attn, but it just slipped my mind.

Now that i have got your attention, it has come to my attention that some people post on NG for attention. The common methods are:

1) Using titles that sound wierd
2) Posting pictures of them touching themselves at night
3) Excessive use of capitalization without any intention of sarcasm.
4) Trying to quote everyone in the topic.
5) Unnecessary/unbased flaming of something.
6) The use of attention in the title.

I guess someone will continue doing this for the years to come, as the BBS receives new people everyday. Many will run off shortly afterwards. Some will evolve and adapt to the average level of intelligence commonly displayed on the BBS. Very few will express inspiring ideas here. No pun intended.

At 5/1/07 11:16 AM, Metalix wrote: I've never heard earthworms carying any diseases. The taste is bad, but it's really healthy.

Call me stupid, but what did it taste like?

Once it turns to soup, it tastes like chicken. Chicken soup.

Your toenail was jacked up when someone opened the door in front of you. You have nothing else and had to rip the nail off and wrap it with aa BigMac wrapper. I'm Luvin' it.

At 5/1/07 11:03 AM, Ejit wrote: Actually, someone just spelt owned wrong.

Yeah, I'll remember the day I saw "All your base are belong to us" which carries the same meaning as "pwn't".

Well in a survival situation earthworms are a great protein source. You prepare it by mashing globs of worms and dry them. Then grind the dried mashed worms into powder. The powder could be added while cooking or preparing food to supplement your diet. I learned this off the SAS survival handbook.

I'll think twice before doing this though...

I found one on the GTA4 trailer on youtube. It went on with pressing Alt+F4 and some other crap.

Well mine's actually just some "pictures" in a slide show, but the screen goes black after 5 mins.

At 4/30/07 07:18 PM, Anko wrote: Blank Post

Nice...Weeeed....

Spread the germs, share the love...

Of course, I could just donate my blood and save someone's life.

At 4/30/07 06:25 PM, KicktheCAN wrote: This is old news, threads have been made about it before, but anyways, list of names to try:
George Washington
Britney Spears
Abraham Lincoln
Osama Bin Laden
Jesus Christ
Bill Gates

The age you put in doesn't matter, also check out the Q & A with the death psychic on the bottom.

Try these too.

homer simpson
adolf hitler
elvis presley
santa clause
paris hilton

Some are just unusual

At 4/30/07 06:22 PM, Paradoxa wrote: ..damnit i tried george bush but it was it doesnt get in matters of politics..

fucking pussys

Try George Walker Bush, it works...

At 4/30/07 06:05 PM, simpsonfan1 wrote: no way. you have to be kidding me. fuck. i'll get my jaket. DAMN.
TO CYBERMONKEY.

I know, i went what? this is way boring for NG.

At 4/30/07 05:58 PM, simpsonfan1 wrote:

At 4/30/07 05:53 PM, TurboSean wrote: 10 bucks says nobody gets "Old Age".

fuck that, 3 million no one gets: aids, lepracy, any other incurable/curable-deadly disease, old age, or any other natural cause. if you get any of these i will litarally be a fucking slave, come all the way over to your house, untill i get 3 million paid off.

gimme 3 million bucks, now.( cocaine is acceptable. 7.62 ammo also accepted)

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

Type Ray Colemann, age 25, Male. Now pay.

You are captured and thrown into isolation with Saddam. Your hairy balls are superglued to his hairy ass. A starved lion is let into the room. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

I just typed osama...

A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.

Damn, why do they have to make russians die in so much pain?

Try getting one of these. A WC auger.

You need a mechanical auger. You know, the thing that has a spinning clamp attached to the end of a flexible cable?
Any DIY shop will happily lend it to you. (they will understand your situation)

If i had to use one, I'll just buy it from 7eleven. There is like 3 around my place.

Sting : with Ginseng. It tastes good.

Hmm... in my country, EVERYTHING is pirated, so price is not an issue. Any PS2 DVD is about USD1.25 and PC DVDs are at USD 2.50 (standard). The quality is the same and I found that the same pirating syndicate operates in Saudi Arabia and other arab countries. I guess people who owns gaming consoles in Africa buy pirated goods.

And I prefer subtitles only for japanese games. Why? Because the voice cast is specially selected for the character. All games here use U.S. english, I can't believe it if they translate it to malay. (It will suck and it will sound lame)

At 4/30/07 04:18 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: 300 sucked.

It has it's pros and cons. I liked the CG and special FX though the actings were quite average.

At 4/30/07 03:45 PM, El-Guapaduro wrote:

At 4/30/07 03:43 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Am I the only one who found 300 to be an overrated piece of crap with all the horrid acting skills of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith?

It wasn't the best movie and was certainly overhyped, but I don't think it was crap.

But the part where every guy on the forum when cheering "traitor, traitor" was a bit lame.
And the elephant part was just a disappointment, i mean, they just fell off, like WTF?
Plus they made Xerxes look like some black aztec god , and he never claimed to be god in reality.

Emos in Amsterdam. Don't ask.

At 4/30/07 03:35 PM, Funny-Man wrote: Taco Bell reciept

What did you eat? ( used my last $ on McD.)

At 4/30/07 03:27 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: "Wanna join?"

Hmm... Wonder if this will lead to incest.

Fake ID of an illegal immigrant that looks like me, and dust.

I would have like "Newgrounders made me do it" (dated pun)

or "Ah had it with mutherfuckin' jerks on this motherfuckin' world"

or "I stole this from somebody else's gravestone" (animated GIF below)

It seems to me that if you fap, you must have a cover story.
So to put it short, fappers can qualify as politicians.

BTW, i noticed the top logo has changed to PicoDay 07'

I'll use this zombie classic ;)

"it's just an exercise...Okay! Okay! I did it for the panda's!"