Don't get me wrong, I know what treatment I'll get at the BBS with these kind of posts. Frankly I don't care about the treatment, I just want the content, or help for this matter.

So now I pulled out the serial number, and tried to register it and apple said it will send me a confirmation email, but I did not get any... What did I do wrong here?

Sorry for whining NGers, I won't do it again.

At 11/7/09 12:21 AM, Guest8792 wrote: You remember what you did to that Prostitute?

Karma, baby.

What prostitute are you talking about?

Oh, wait...
But seriously now.

A month ago, I got my laptop stolen. It was a brand new Asus and it was barely a month since I purchased it! Five days later I lost my wallet with my ID and ATM card. Yesterday my ipod got stolen, right beside me! I'm really losing it now.

As luck would have it, the cybercafe where I lost my ipod just installed CCTV three days ago. They got the guy who nicked my ipod on camera but didn't get a clear face. The helpful cybercafe staff said they're going to process it to get a better image, but I can't wait for that.

I had just retrieved my serial number but I don't know if I had registered it yet. How can I confirm this?

I'm just trying to stay calm and try to solve this thing. I just can't let my ipod get stolen after what happened to my laptop.

I wonder what I have ever done to get such shitty luck...

So my file folders in D and E were turned into .scr (screensaver) extension files. Instead of open on the right click menu, it says test. Some folders can't be opened. Some help here NGers?

Okay, I've downloaded FF 3.5, and restarted the com. But when I start FF, it instantly crashes. I've also turned off the protected mode, but it ain't working.

Gee from SNSD, they hypnotize me yeah.

So I've scanned the com for viruses with avira, and it found none. But IE keeps saying that it has detected worms, trojans and shit. I'm suspecting it's spamming with ads to make me buy its antivirus. What I want right now is the removal of the damn ads/fake virus warnings. So what should I do now NGers?

Ya know, I've watched it and the new terminator. And I found my friend's dad advise to be sound. "When you're watching stuff like this, you need to switch off your brain." That way, you'll be entertained by the sheer amount of explosions in the movie.

Got this one pretty nice i should think.

20 december 2012 is special because that will be the end of the thirteenth baktun (fuck me i could be wrong, twelfth?), and the mayans numerical system is based on a base 13 system, so that date will be an event where another place in the digits are added. Kinda like the millenium, but even rarer. The apocalypse shit is just hollywood BS in my opinion. But the mayans did mention of an ancient god coming from the sky on that event, to usher in a new period for mankind or something. It would be interesting if what they mentioned were actually aliens.

How on earth would you get a good enough amount of mass to create an infinite field of gravitational singularity capable of bending space and time the size of a bullet. Chemistry says you don't have such a dense material. What's your point anyway?

Meh, roomates armed with a firecracker works better, at the cost of my crotch though. By the way, the guy really should hide his gear somewhere. I'd rather sleep on the floor than on his bed if there is a choice.

Knock on the door (i'll bet it's locked, so no peeking huh) and with a loud and firm voice say "I don't want to be rude mom, but I need to get some rest right now. I'll bet just the knocking will startle them.

That's impossible. Well kids, I hope we all learn a valuable lesson today. Fap at your own house.

Puff some lucky strikes? Heard they're of better quality.

I know, soda from a fountain tastes the best, followed by soda in a can. Soda in a bottle has that plastic aftertaste. You can tell difference if you drink all types after one another.

Death by tickling. It would be fucking torture.

At least I'd die smiling.

At 6/28/09 04:30 PM, Maxell159 wrote: Men, can you tell me what the fuck is Dead Pool?? (gimme a site with information, or something like that)

You could press this here. Press the dot!

At 6/28/09 04:05 PM, OneWordName wrote:

At 6/28/09 03:50 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: I give my train a peak hello when it leaves the statoin and a peak goodbye when it's ready to get under the tunnel.

Also, the tunel inspector is going to check it befor it enters. Wouldn't wan't any rust on the train (just like I check the rails befor I ride them)

When the Grammar Nazis gas you, I'll be laughing.

Is it just me, or is this post just unbelievably funny. By the way, this somehow reminds me of Thomas the engine, which is quite disturbing.

I've gotta climb my mango tree sometime. Hadn't had some for a while. Maybe I'll make a smoothie.

Meh, unintended pun. Glad you guys found it funny. Anyways, I would like to play this thing, but I'm broke for the moment. There's a lot of dead pools out there, and I believe this is just the beginning...

Fuck man, I'm missing out on all the profit!

Seeing the odd wave of well-known people dying lately, I remembered about this game some people play on the net. They call it dead pool, or death pool. They play it by putting a bet on which guy is most likely to die, and if they hit it right, they'll profit.

I guess some of them must have been making a killing in the recent spate of deaths of well known people lately.

Sorry NGers. I had the sudden retarded compulsion to give a pic.

You said something about dropping a phone into the water?
I'd take a guess it's your first rollercoaster experience. Well, usually they will tell you to stash away loose objects that you might be carrying to avoid causing harm and/or damage.

Don't be scared anyways. It's okay to lose your lunch and/or breakfast while riding one, but you should be all safe and sound case they're engineered to be safe. My advice is to take a middle position on the ride. So you'll not be on either extremes of the coaster.

A second Korean War? *cough* You do know that it has never formally ended, and any sort of war starting is just called an escalation of hostilities. And if it does happen, it's not the US that's going to be nuked. It's the RoK first. This might get intresting...What part does China has in this?

Hey! My friend has one for a pet. It's quite cool. You feed it a type of maggot that's on fear factor, the brown one. There quite cuddly undeneath, and if it trusts you you can pet it. Their nose is so adorable. If I had one I'd name it BallofDeath.

Here in the tropics we got only two; the hot season, and the rainy season. Both of which is shit. It's wet, hot and full of mosquitoes.

Well... we can't really depend on the frenchmen themselves to win a war... so being the sneaky smartassses they are, they make the foriegn legion. I'd respect the legionnaires.

At 6/26/09 03:50 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

Now, I ask of you, what is the best animal meat you have ever tasted?

Human. MUAHAHHA! Now, before you call the police, it was a joke. I'm sure most of you know that, but some Newgrounders...

Anyway I would have to say beef.

Ya know, I've read somewhere about a cannibal describing human meat, and he said it tastes like pork, albeit tougher. I like salmon, smoked over hickory, marinated in citrus. And who doesn't love a barbie?

Or in real life they stay quiet so thay don't raise suspicion. Played much CnC: Generals? I love the SCUD launcher when he says "Look at my beautiful weapon!"