I can only come up with em on the spot, but I send people packing when I say em.

Love you too, buddy. Now stop ruining my name.

You have violated your rights as being a male.

I drank once and it was fucking incredible, but it's worse for you and fucks with your liver and shit. I'll have to pass.

At 11/20/09 09:00 PM, M-Y wrote: did you know that weed makes you happy?

Of course I do. I'm trying to find better ways to solve my problems though.

I have some hippie friends. The way they dress, express ideas, listen to music, and do shitloads of drugs I think qualifies them as hippies.

So my friends and I have been smoking a lot recently but I realized how stupid I look, how bad it smells for other people, and that there's better things to spend money on. The only problem is, ALL of my friends smoke weed several times a week, and then play video games non-stop. Is there any chance that they'll give it up too? It's going to be difficult to go out with people if I don't chip in to the weed-fund.
So yes, a shitty, dry topic but I want to see what people have to say.
AND YES IM FUCKING BORED.

One of the states in the middle of the US made a law that you can't go whale hunting. I forget which one.

TILL I COLLAPSE IM SPITTIN DESE RAPS

Shiiiit I'm not DDoSing anything anymore.

Nah man, cartoons are really fucking awful now. All my friends' little siblings favorite shows are the older ones.

Sobe stuff

Pink Floyd is only good while stoned out of your mind.

QUICK WHAT DO YOU CHANGE IT TO?

Smoke weed and THEN ask yourself if it's bad or not. You can thank me later.

....I hope pictures weren't the only thing on your mind.

I feel like I'm needed here.

FUCK YOU AARON BOONE.
FUCK.
YOU.

Honestly, it's not worth it. Hop a train or something.

I don't really have anything unique about my speech.

I'm extremely paranoid. Nothing's gonna scream at me?

I ain't no rappa but I can drop a rhyme
I can pick up a beat and stop it on a dime
You fuckers think you can stop the J Stevens commitee
You might run this town but I own the damn city
TALLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD BEAN.
*random bird noises*

I live in Massachusetts.
I'm getting the fuck outta here ASAP. I love the sports teams and I love Boston, and I'll miss it, but I want to live in California.

Google Chrome lets you open up windows without it going in your web history. Only reason I got it :D

Its way to hilly in Western Mass for tornadoes, there's a damn mountain beside my house.

I wish you luck.

Calm down, toke up.

GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

Dude, Youtube has a link to their homepage when you click the logo at the top.
THEY TOTALLY STOLE THAT FROM NEWGROUNDS.

Damn dude, really?
It's all my friends ever talk about =P