Like, you know... DESERVES all these Anti-US radicals taking every chance they get to murder every citizen and soldier they can? Like don't you sort of think that every last single terrorist attack against us is less do to a "hatred of freedom", and more due to the fact that our horrible, evil, corrupt presidents and other politicians use the U.S military anytime they get into a slight disagreement? Don't you just think, in the pit of your stomach, that the guys in masks with IED's are only just defending themselves, and our piece of shit leaders (coughBillClintoncough) fucked the world over so bad that they snapped and began taking it out on innocent soldiers who never did anything wrong in their lives, and only want to help their kinsman?
I mean, alright, let's start with the obvious. We all have to admit, we used to be a really horrible country. Like, the whole "waging genocides and killing millions and millions of Native Americans, then killing millions of Filipinos" thing? Not too cool, bro. Oh, and imprisoning people based on their race was just boys being boys back in the 19th century, but I think by the 1940's, doing it was sort of, you know, out of style. And turning Panama into a deadly War-Zone just so you can steal the land and build the Panama Canal? Weak. But hey, who DIDN'T commit a genocide or two back in the day? What's that Britain? Oh, shut up, we remember Ireland and India, you just be quiet and sit back down in that chair.
So anyways, we've established that America, like others, used to view the slaughter of indigenous people to be roughly analogical to skeet shooting. But this is the 21st century, and things have gotten a bit out of hand.
I mean, let's start of in World War 2. The Americans (From here on in, the term "Americans" shall be used to refer to our murderers-in-chief, and the horrible, unspeakable things they did and subsequently kept quiet from the American people who would skin them alive in a heart-beat if they'd found out) knew about the Death Camps, and purposely chose to do NOTHING about them, but found the time to firebomb German Citizens. Nothing TOO horrible, but not exactly Kosher. Get it? Kosher? Millions of dead Jews we chose not to save? GET IT???
Oh, and as for non-Kosher, nuking 2 Japanese cities and justifying it by INSISTING that Nuclear fallout was absolutely harmless and had no negative health effects wasn't too great a thing to do either.
Anyways, now we come to the Vietnam war, where it becomes relatively common to go into small, innocent asian villages and hamlets, murder every single man woman and child for sport, then burn the entire innocent, sleepy little village to the ground. Of course, the leaders just ALLOWED that to happen and attacked/went after/punish anyone who reported on those atrocities, those horrible acts weren't OFFICIAL policy or anything. OFFICIAL policy was JUST to arbitrarily burn the villages down, murdering all it's former inhabitants was just optional. After all, we had Agent Orange to murder and mutilate roughly 1 million South Vietnamese citizens who HADN'T been murdered by rogue U.S commanders.
Alright, so Vietnam was an immoral, disgusting mess, and everyone from Nixon to JFK to the Joint Chiefs of Staff should have been ashamed. But it was all good from then on out, right? I mean sure, selling guns and cocaine to Iran wasn't the best choice. Yeah, putting Saddam Hussein in charge of Iraq and supporting his Genocide and murder of millions of people was a no-no. Yeah, the number of genocidal mass-murderers we've supported, put into power, or armed is simply staggering. But we MEANT WELL, right? Karma was still looking after us, albeit in a somewhat pissed off manor.
Then Clinton happened. Oh god, why did Clinton happen?
We didn't exactly have the best reputation in the foreign world before the guy came along (That whole "Israel" and " Saddam Hussein being placed in power" era of fuckuppery had taken it's tole), but at least in 1991 we could have made a couple of claims to back up our rep: that we'd never sat around and watched an easily avoidable African Genocide happen without lifting a finger. That we'd never bombed a Sudanese medecine plant, and subsequently killed hundreds of thousands of Sudanese civillians, as an act of revenge on the country for once having Osama Bin Laden inside of it. That after letting African Warlords murder nearly a million Tutsi's, we then went to war with a different warlord for killing 17 Pakistani's, a war which resulted in thousands of dead Somalians. Hell, at least in 1991 we could say that we weren't routinely bombing essentially the ENTIRE Middle East, and that those bombing (and their subsequent spike in approval for Clinton) didn't just HAPPEN to come within days of a presidential scandal.
Alright, so Clinton pissed the world off and killed without remorse, but who cares, Bush fixed all the damage Clinton did, right?
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So yes, after all the damage Clinton did, Bush responded by removing the government of Iraq (with no idea how to rebuild it), imprisoning Muslims for having suspicious sounding names, and targeting the largest, free-est, and most respected (as well as COMPLETELY legal, relatively unbiased, and absolutely moral) news agencies, Al Jazeera, and bombing their offices TWICE, murdering their employees, and imprisoning their reporters. With no justification other then "Well, they where existing inside of the middle east".
I mean, yeah, the terrorists are psychotic, and even when dealing with somebody like STALIN, murdering civilians and soldiers to punish politicians is a hell-worthy approach. But let's be honest... isn't the weight of our all troubles pretty much of the soldiers of the murderers and idiots we've allowed to take control of our country?