At 12/13/09 09:55 AM, csdthegreat wrote: "God's under the bed and she won't come out, go get a carrot."
"God is pregnant!"
"God runs in his wheel all night and I can't sleep."

Oops. :|

God.

"God, stop rolling around in your filth! That's disgusting!"
"God peed on me!"
"God's under the bed and she won't come out, go get a carrot."
"God is pregnant!"
"God died."
"I trained God to sit up!"
"God runs in his wheel all night and I can't sleep."
"God bit me!"

And so on.

As soon as I read that last part, I saw the fetus going "JUST LET ME DO IT OKAY?!" *Pulls out gun* BOOM!

These nice people can help you with your addiction.

My online friend's grandfather is on Wikipedia.

... He did some bad things.

As in, a Supreme Court case.

And he was last seen in a small house with "various teenage boys" which is creepy on too many levels to name.

I'll be 14 on November 18th. My sister will be 22 on the 22nd.

We both happen to celebrate our birthdays nine months after Dad's birthday (Exactly in my case), as well as nine months after Valentine's Day. Mom swears it's just a coincidence, but I still have doubts. Valentine's Day obviously has a lot to do with November being such a common birth month...

I hate being 13 because everyone else my age whines and causes drama with the Twilight soundtrack looping on their iPhones. That, or they try too hard to be "cool", which they seem to equate with violence, meaningless relationships, and anything mainstream.

Oh well, I'm too sick for public school, so I don't have to deal with these people too much.

Did I mention there's apparently some sort of strange phenomenon that attracts all females to heavy black eyeshadow and cyan glitter? Yeah...

Twice in a row in poker with my family, both times the last game where everyone put in all their chips, one with wild cards.

People don't play poker with me anymore.

School days should only be extended that much if they drop homework, drop the number of school days by a third, and fix the system.

Extra time spent in school won't help kids learn more if they don't give a squirrel's bloody half-wasp-eaten corpse about the material. None of the boring stuff they taught stuck past a test because I didn't care until a couple years later or earlier. In 6th grade science, I wanted to learn about space and physics. I learned about rocks and sediment. 7th grade, I actually started getting interested in rocks. I had to learn about life. 8th grade, and now life seems interesting... but I have to learn about space and physics, which I lost interest in the year before. Making things worse, as soon as I started to grasp a concept, I was forced to drop it and move on to the next one.

Why aren't we taught more about just getting through life in school, anyway? Learning about rocks should be something to do in your spare time. I should learn to cook or learn how to handle emergencies in school...

You know, I think I'll link to this old post of mine. (It's the wall of text, of course.) It's relevant. Seriously, could anyone stand three more hours of that?! Plus, besides those "No touching anyone ever, be on time or else, nothing offensive at all, etc." rules, the "No bathroom during class" rule would be painful. They always tell you to go at lunch, and you do, but you also drink and eat at lunch, and an hour or so later you have to go again. It's amazing how a life science teacher can't understand peristalsis. The three hours better include an extra lunch break.

Ergh, mind numbed. Can't type.

I sometimes type an "a" instead of an "e" or vice versa.

I've also done completely random things like type "believe" instead of "people".

I'm bored, I'll list some games. Board or otherwise. Don't care if some have been mentioned.

13 Dead End Drive. (This was fun.)
Apples to Apples.
Bandu.
Battleship.
Clue.
Connect Four.
Cootie.
Dino Bones.
Hi-Q.
Jenga.
Key to the Kingdom.
Mousetrap.
Pictionary.
Pit.
Polarity.
Quelf. (BEST EVER PERIOD.)
Score Four.
Scrabble.
Taboo.
Twister.

... Wow, I can't remember many games out of the dozens I've played.

Internet Age: 112.0 Internet years (*)
Internet Birthday: 23 February 2003
Fun Fact: georgewbushwreckedyournewbicycle.com was registered on your 5th Internet Birthday!

... Sure. I'll go with that.

Oh YouTube...

How I love your new userpages that are full of bugs, no longer optional, harder to use, horrible looking, broken on backpaging, etc. In fact, I was so happy when my browser crashed from trying to load all the stupid garbage that had to be loaded simultaneously on a channel with hundreds of videos that I wrote a nice, personal letter to your employees and sent it through the mail.

It's really nice that you have a community forum with a feedback section. Now we can share our dreams with each other so easily... it's great seeing people who have the same ideas I do! You should really look there sometimes, there are feature suggestions that have been showing up for months again and again that no one from YouTube ever responds to. Maybe you'll get a new idea to improve your already wonderful updates. Remember when you launched that one feature update and it wasn't finished yet so we lost a lot of our stuff and couldn't do much for a few days? Man, that was great! It was funny seeing all the people who were leaving the site because of that...

"Please start signing in with your Google password from now on. Pretty soon we will be phasing out support for signing in with your old YouTube password." Well, it looks like I'm going to have to get started on memorizing another long, complicated password! Thanks for the heads up guys!

...

Wait, do I really want to do this whole thing all over again?

At 10/7/09 02:37 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Cyborg City was my favorite.

Until the slime got dry and smelled like cat vomit. I liked Volcano Blowout and that Fireball one too.

You'd better apologize. (Yay Google Image Search/old board games!)

Held it in.

It's understandable. If he's under a lot of built-up stress from all the little things in life that go wrong, a sad moment in a movie will often put a hole in the last bit of a guy's mental sadness barrier. Then a new one is built and he can go back to being called an insensitive uncaring retard like a normal human.

At 10/1/09 10:35 AM, BrockManson wrote: They're absolute bollocks. The only reason they're remotely famous is because they have an attractive lead singer.

*Cough* You forgot to mention the part about being a good band. :P Come on, how is this a bad song?

I say yes! After listening to some song samples a couple days ago, I bought their newest album off of iTunes. I'm constantly going back to the music right now to replay my favorites. Probably at the top of my list is Brick By Boring Brick. Their older, more popular music is good too, but they've definitely improved since then. Emergency was pretty much my favorite song ever for a while... something about one of the vocal effects made me feel connected to everything in the universe...

Of course, my friends are going >8C at me and refusing to believe anything mainstream could ever be good, but if you like the music, just take whatever they throw at you for it and listen!

Wow... that was great. Thank you. I never expect any poops to be funny anymore, but that was well done.

Sort of related, also of good quality.

Forgot: 8. Blood Sugar if all else fails.

1. It's personal taste.
2. Electronica allows for more creative freedom because you can create practically any sound you can imagine and accurately reproduce what was originally playing in your head.
3. Electronica is more varied.
4. Electronica takes as much thought and effort as any other form of music if you take the time to make it exactly what you want and your melodies aren't just the same three notes over and over, which goes for any genre.
5. Fasten Your Seatbelts
6. Headlock (This counts as electronica right?)
7. As the Rush Comes (Armin Van Buuren Universal Religion Remix)

The basics.

I went to a neurologist once when I was having extreme light sensitivity. He said I was autistic because I "started crying" (My eyes were watering) when he tightly squeezed my head and forced me to look up out the window at the bright sunlight. I think he also mentioned things like the way I was sitting, where I was looking, etc. which probably came down to my general nervousness and the "let the parent and doctor talk" mindset.

Herp derp derp not autistic.

I'm scared to know how many times he incorrectly diagnosed people...

I am one, so I care.

I used to have friends who cared, too, but then I had to start homeschooling because of illness and their ginger friend was trapped in a house without easy contact... Oh, and annoying/confusing/disturbing them to the point where they though I was retarded might've had something to do with them avoiding me. :P Couldn't help it, playing the role of the weird ginger is too much fun! Get a wig and try it some time, stronger reactions than shock sites will get you.

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There was a long period of time when it didn't actually update the "watched" count.

I was getting ready for first grade.

Needless to say, I didn't care except that my dad said a friend of a friend was killed, which had a very slight impact on me. Then I probably just played DDR Konamix and forgot about it all.

Amazing songs, eh?

A Silent Film - You Will Leave A Mark
Aphex Twin - Rhubarb (This song is just plain beautiful.) It was also used in Salad Fingers 4.
Sneaker pimps (Remixed by Armand Van Helden) - Spin Spin Sugar (Armand's Dark Garage Mix) The bass at 2:50ish onwards is great.
Anything by my friend Kita.
Evolution feat. Jayn Hanna - Walking on Fire (Blank and Jones Remix)
Telepopmusik - Breathe (2003 Version)
Imogen Heap - Canvas

There are tons more, but those are the ones I could quickly find through YouTube favorites. :P

I would warn my mom never to give me soy or befriend a certain person.

The combination has pretty much destroyed me... long story.

At 8/26/09 01:34 AM, firemaker60 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 3185
I hope you like bullet-hell shooters, because you're about to see lots of colorful bullets flying at you.

You don't know how happy it makes me to see someone link to that game. :D I second it.

I'm terrible with image editing, but I wanted to share this old idea anyway. I have nothing better to do, so why not?

Too lazy for a pic, but here's one I found:

"What song is"

It's horrifying.