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Author Search Results: 'CryptosPainbringer'

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Topic: holy crap furry wiki >:(

Posted: 08/03/07 05:07 PM

Forum: General

Watch as they all condemn with one hand and wank with the other.


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Topic: Every 1000 posts,,,

Posted: 08/03/07 02:56 PM

Forum: General

At 8/3/07 02:34 PM, MC25 wrote:
At 8/3/07 02:32 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
hah by the NG unspoken rule, now that i have 1,000 posts i earn respect! NOW RESPECT ME!
no one likes you
few people read your blogs
you have no friends
we can respect that

I'll give you three guesses who else that could be applied to.


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Topic: No more story threads on the bbs

Posted: 08/03/07 02:43 PM

Forum: General

At 8/3/07 02:39 PM, HairyHungarian wrote:
At 8/3/07 02:36 PM, N-Antichrist wrote: Another excuse for pointless moderating!

What's next to go in blogs then?
Agreed, you can see the way NG is moving it's hardly everything by everyone anymore... it's everything that the mods tell you can do.

Apart from, say...outside the forums (hock shorror).


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Topic: Turkey bans Youtube (again)

Posted: 08/03/07 02:41 PM

Forum: General

At 8/3/07 02:12 PM, Faito wrote:
At 8/3/07 01:57 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: You would ask me - "Why do you care?".
Well, I might not be in Turkey, but my countries internet is coming from there, and anything banned there is automatically banned here.
Wtf? Isn't this ridiculous?
If they dont live in america they deserve to die.

And the stereotype of Americans being xenophobic bigots is completely stupid.


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Topic: if you upset me, you'll get banned.

Posted: 07/26/07 07:37 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 07:35 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Strange how Bigbadron wants more funny people on the BBS yet he himself doesn't try to be funny.

Oh, he tries. God knows he tries. But I can see how you made the mistake.


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Topic: Have you seen this pool?

Posted: 07/26/07 07:32 PM

Forum: General

Pah. I could do that, I just choose not to.


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Topic: Weed isn't cool

Posted: 07/26/07 06:29 PM

Forum: General

Just say no, kids, just say no.


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Topic: Hey newgrounds mind helping?

Posted: 07/26/07 06:26 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 06:23 PM, Superperpel wrote:
At 7/26/07 06:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote:
At 7/26/07 06:07 PM, TheEpicJourney wrote: Fuck you.
Whatever you dumb ass little 12 year old.
He's actually four years older then you.

Prove it.


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Topic: What is the scariest PG film ever?

Posted: 07/26/07 06:13 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 06:08 PM, Russ3ll wrote:
At 7/26/07 06:05 PM, CryptosPainbringer wrote: ...and that's why the Grinch stole crimbo.
You opened my eyes! Thank you! I see the truth!

All in a day's work.


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Topic: We're all going to die in 5 minutes

Posted: 07/26/07 06:09 PM

Forum: General

At 7/25/07 01:25 PM, LiveBreatheTom wrote:
At 7/25/07 12:30 PM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Should we lay on the ground or something

SPOT THE FILM REFERENCE
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? yays

And how is the US and Russia still ready to nuke each other? I thought that went away when the communist party fell out of power.

Oddly enough, Russia's tens of thousands of nukes didn't vanish into the ether when the Soviet Union collapsed.


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Topic: What is the scariest PG film ever?

Posted: 07/26/07 06:05 PM

Forum: General

Undoubtedly Short Circuit.

See, most people think it's just a cutesy film about a sapient robot and a load of obscure film references...and that's why it's scary!

See, what you have to understand is that it was all a metaphor for (insert your conspiracy theory of choice) and every time you watch it, (insert your ex-Eastern Bloc country of choice) excutes a (insert your NATO country of choice) spy, who didn't know that they had been discovered but had been due to (insert your rant continuation of choice)

...and that's why the Grinch stole crimbo.


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Topic: my super sexy story (nsfw)

Posted: 07/26/07 12:19 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 12:13 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:
At 7/26/07 11:54 AM, zacfighter wrote: took my 8 inches of man meat out.
I just HATE it when someone add how big the penis it is in sex stories, Full of lies.

Fuck you!

You can't blame him for being insecure.

Wait...yes you can.


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Topic: I Need Medical Advice

Posted: 07/26/07 12:16 PM

Forum: General

Tell someone else to wank with baby oil and see if it happens to them.


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Topic: Aura doesn't determine personality

Posted: 07/26/07 09:29 AM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 09:27 AM, Rhig wrote: Lies! Aura is everything! Do not deny the ultimate power of auras! The aura will devour you all! They are not accessories for your innane icon! They are a power that shapes your mind and your destiny once it is chosen! If you do not accept the fate that your aura has chosen for you, you shall perish!!!

Oh, do shut up.


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Topic: what is a state

Posted: 07/26/07 09:20 AM

Forum: General

A state, you see, isn't what most people think it is. People assume that a state is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...statey-watey... stuff.


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Topic: Aura doesn't determine personality

Posted: 07/26/07 09:16 AM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 09:14 AM, Archkronos wrote: I choose my aura to outfit my icon.

Heresy!


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Topic: RE: Everybody...

Posted: 07/24/07 10:03 AM

Forum: General

At 7/24/07 09:39 AM, DuckClown wrote:
At 7/24/07 09:38 AM, Inferno42 wrote: You've been here for 5 days, and think you can judge the BBS? you fail at life, so GTFO.
Haha, never though I could be an alt?
THINK PL0X?
You have a fucking brain, use it.

Read: I'm too much of a pussy to use my main.


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Topic: What you hate most with the redesig

Posted: 07/23/07 12:55 PM

Forum: General

At 7/23/07 03:51 AM, Dugh wrote:
At 7/23/07 03:46 AM, oddworth wrote: You.
Wow, you're really funny, dumb mastergurosp fuc***.
Why don't you find a place to fu** with your mastergurosp? Lonely desperate gays, who's only option is to fuck with random guy they meet on BBS..
I fucki** hate guys like you two. Go outside and get a life.

Fuck your fucking censoredfuckingness.


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Topic: Life Long Goal

Posted: 07/22/07 06:36 PM

Forum: General

Castrate someone (and I've got a few ideas as to who) with my bare hands, and say cunt on children's tv.


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Topic: Do you like fall out boy???

Posted: 07/22/07 06:35 PM

Forum: General

Aren't Fall Out Boy just another pointless, interchangeable emo band?


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Topic: Here is prof that god exsists.

Posted: 07/22/07 06:33 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 06:31 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: You people don't get it do you. you will go to hell if you dont believe in god. i'm giving you the choice right now heaven or hell?

I'm giving you a choice too. Stimulate my prostate, or taste the rough end of my computer chair.


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Topic: Here is prof that god exsists.

Posted: 07/22/07 06:30 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 06:28 PM, deadkiller23 wrote:
At 7/22/07 06:25 PM, CryptosPainbringer wrote:
Oh, shut up and go and protest outside the durex factory.
No you shut up you idiot

No. Eat me out and stimulate my prostate, unless you're not adequately equipped, which I suspect is the case.

This is how all limeys talk. I'm truthing.

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Topic: guys like asians, girls like...

Posted: 07/22/07 06:26 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 06:04 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: My girlfriend claims all black people are bald and have no shame, which seems to piss her off.

Lulz @ racist girlfriend.

I have no shame. Although I suspect she may have meant it in a different way.


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Topic: Here is prof that god exsists.

Posted: 07/22/07 06:25 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 06:23 PM, Metalix wrote: I am catholic and I know that God exist, you filthy faithless bastards. God himself fixed my computer TWICE by praying. You're all going straight to hell.

Oh, shut up and go and protest outside the durex factory.


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Topic: Mountain Dew && Twinkeys

Posted: 07/22/07 06:07 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 06:06 PM, beeryayghost wrote: Ha, and you guys just lost Beckham!

Beckham's an overpaid chav idol. Next question!


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Topic: Mountain Dew && Twinkeys

Posted: 07/22/07 06:04 PM

Forum: General

Because we have Irn-Bru and crumpets. Next question!


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Topic: Who is more badass?

Posted: 07/22/07 06:02 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 06:01 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 7/22/07 05:58 PM, Dakurus wrote:
At 7/22/07 05:30 PM, Shawn wrote: This guy pwns!
This guy is better then an asian any day...
Thats right "No one" is better then Chuck

All of you, kill yourselves.


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Topic: Here is prof that god exsists.

Posted: 07/22/07 05:49 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 05:48 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: Hey blueneck guess what your goiong to hell for saying that.

You're going to hell for aggravated fuckwitness.


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Topic: Are zombies real???

Posted: 07/22/07 05:37 PM

Forum: General

At 7/22/07 05:24 PM, TheMaster wrote: His book is entirely fictional, and you'd have to be an idiot to think otherwise. To many people take it as fact just because it is presented as a non-fiction book would be.

Posting this after a guy who mentioned Jesus gave your post a whole new meaning.


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Topic: What can i buy with 10 bucks?

Posted: 07/22/07 05:34 PM

Forum: General

1000 penny chews.


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