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Author Search Results: 'CrypticPoptart'

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Topic: Damn you EB Games!

Posted: 09/26/09 03:58 PM

Forum: Video Games

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWO! I'm fucking pissed right now. First come first serve basis my ass, they said SHIT about that when I pre-ordered it. EB Games can suck my left nut, there was nothing to infer that they might run out and if they did I was fucked. The prick on the line said the manager wasn't in, but I'm gonna call them on monday and get the code if it means I'll have to go to the shitty EB games in the mall from now on because my usual one will despize me. It's the principle of the thing, Gamestop's bitch EB games isn't fucking this player over!

Power to the

/ first one hundred

players!


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Topic: Mindfuck thread.

Posted: 08/12/09 08:25 AM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 08:23 AM, Shakyjake wrote: Blah.

Wait, I'm supposed to be seeing the penis in the bottom right, or the crap in the toilet?


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Topic: Mindfuck thread.

Posted: 08/12/09 08:19 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 08:29 PM, Porkchop wrote:
At 8/10/09 08:23 PM, Samen wrote:
At 8/10/09 08:22 PM, Porkchop wrote: I've got a kickass spongebob/superjail one.
Please share with us. :3
This would be it, although it looks hellatight as a .png

*Cries*

That's amazing! Who's the artist, do you know?


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Topic: If you could be a professional...

Posted: 08/12/09 08:10 AM

Forum: General

In before sex... oh wait, I think that counts as a profession now...

hmmm... how about being a professional at turning invisible?


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Topic: Is anyone still christian?

Posted: 08/12/09 08:06 AM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 07:47 AM, gmoeny01 wrote: they're a lot of prejudice towards those of the christian faith

That's mostly because of all the stupid side-cults... I mean 'relegions' that have been branching out from Christianity as well as all the stupid people who go to church simply because they couldn't fathom anything else and the people who try and push it on others who don't understand it themselves.

There is a lot of prejudice, but there is no question why.


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Topic: Is anyone still christian?

Posted: 08/12/09 08:02 AM

Forum: General

I'm christian, but I have been having second thoughts. This is simply because nothing has ever proved gods existence... like, ever. I mean, there's faith and then there's being scientific and it really is hard to find a blend that doesn't make you turn atheist. Anyway, that's why I may turn away. Still go to church now though.


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Topic: Biggest Fail so far.

Posted: 08/12/09 07:58 AM

Forum: General

Because food is free, except for paying the farmers and buying the land.

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Topic: Why do you Hate Rap?

Posted: 08/05/09 10:41 AM

Forum: General

Meh, I despise mainstream rap, but some of the better ones are K. I mostly don't like rap because if someone actually talented made hip-hop music in the background and then I read aloud from mother goose with a gangster accent I'd be rapping.


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Topic: Oh God what have I done?

Posted: 08/05/09 10:25 AM

Forum: General

True story

Oh God what have I done?


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Topic: Sci-Fi writers can't predict shit

Posted: 08/04/09 08:47 PM

Forum: General

Actually, some older sci-fis were fucking spot on. Ever read Ender's Game? I don't know about the future, but Orson Scott Card totally predicted laptops and home computers way before their time. I could name a few others.

But, yeah, modern writers can't think up shit. They always try and improve stuff instead of starting from scratch, taking from the base ideas of stuff. Wow, that sounded weird, but I hope I got the jist of my point across.

But, yeah, they could use some work.


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Topic: what do you hate

Posted: 08/04/09 08:37 PM

Forum: General

People who think I'm on a boat is the shit and then tell other people it's the shit who say it's okay and then they go onandonandonandonandonandon about how awesome it is cuz it has tpain when the song is the same phrase over and over and then I tell them about other actually GOOD songs by lonely island and they don't have a clue and then they say have you seen charlie bit me or some other internet phenomenon and I say why no i haven't to humor them and then they say are you being sarcastic and say no fucking duh and then they say something else that pisses me off...
and grade eight kids... I hated even myself when I was in grade eight...

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Oh, and back to punctuation.


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Topic: unusual crimes

Posted: 08/04/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

climbing to the top of a really tall building and yelling I'm gonna jump! Until I get a really large crowd. And then I pull out some sort of an automatic firearm and start firing wildly into the unsuspecting crowd.

Wait, technically I'd cheese it or kill myself before I got arrested, so maybe that doesn't count.

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Topic: The Never Ending Debate...

Posted: 08/04/09 08:15 PM

Forum: General

At 8/4/09 07:56 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: hey! that poster is incorrect, luke has a blue saber in episode 4, leia and solo have guns, not sabers

i will not debate until you get your fuckin facts

While you are right about luke, the rest are just firin' thar gun lazers.


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Topic: The Never Ending Debate...

Posted: 08/04/09 08:13 PM

Forum: General

Meh, Star Treck was actually pretty good for Sci-Fi, first of it's time, and almost assuredly the nerdiest. Well, maybe LOTR. The coolest one is probably 4-6 starwars.


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Topic: Will The World Really End?

Posted: 08/04/09 08:09 PM

Forum: General

I don't understand why people don't just figure the guy making the staircase was like 'Fuck this, I'm tired, we won't make it to 2012 as a civilization anyway, the calender ends here dammit!'


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Topic: How long have you technically been?

Posted: 07/29/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

I've been here since '05, and even made an account in '06, but due to a majority of my flashes and posts being n00bish I decided to make a new account in '08.


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Topic: Wal-mart is full of dicks

Posted: 07/26/09 01:33 PM

Forum: General

I bought red faction there (awesome game btw) and I asked the woman working there if there was a maximum return time or if it can't be opened or whatever (I usually go by gamestop for games, so i didn't know) And she said if I didn't know if I was gonna play it I should go rent it and walked off... wtf? I mean, yeah, good advice, but... wtf?


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Topic: Playstation Collab

Posted: 07/17/09 10:56 AM

Forum: Flash

Right...so...when is this getting submitted? Like, seriously?


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Topic: Playstation Collab

Posted: 07/07/09 07:39 AM

Forum: Flash

10JD, all aboard that's going aboard. Unless any one told you via PM or something we couldn't see, I don't think there are many more people submitting flashes anymore. When's the due date?


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Topic: Playstation Collab

Posted: 06/30/09 06:39 AM

Forum: Flash

Alright everyone, pile in your flashes!


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Topic: Google Image Search Yourself

Posted: 06/26/09 11:08 AM

Forum: General

Wa..what the hell? Foamy?
Try CrypticPoptart!


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Topic: if you could geneticly altar...

Posted: 06/26/09 11:03 AM

Forum: General

Shapeshifting would be awesome. I could jack off to myself!


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Topic: Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes

Posted: 06/26/09 10:56 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/09 10:01 AM, tiskewl wrote: Why wouldn't it be funny?

Wait did you say he is dead... ok maybe its not as funny anymore...

How'd you not know? It was all over the news yesterday


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Topic: Playstation Collab

Posted: 06/25/09 04:24 PM

Forum: Flash

At 6/25/09 01:05 PM, chrisjtt wrote: How do you claim a part???

Ask, like you did, say what you're doing (It may be done to death by others), do it, and then see if 10JD thinks it's good enough!


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Topic: i think I found a glitch

Posted: 06/22/09 12:44 PM

Forum: General

^ is right


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Topic: Creepy old men, Checkout Chicks

Posted: 06/22/09 12:40 PM

Forum: General

I think he was just trying to be funny...
but then again, I wasn't there, so I can't tell how he came off.


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Topic: No Gta In Uk (ratings System)

Posted: 06/18/09 07:02 PM

Forum: Video Games

Friends in the UK, now is a time to buy a kick-ass computer and either download STEAM and buy all your games or order them over teh net.


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Topic: Art Portal!?

Posted: 06/18/09 06:57 PM

Forum: NG News

SHWEEEEET
I gotta get started


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Topic: My girlfriend is a furry

Posted: 06/18/09 06:51 PM

Forum: General

Buy a fur mask and get banged sooner than with a regular girl? Dude, who the fuck cares, if she's hot it shouldn't matter.


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Topic: girls...?

Posted: 06/18/09 06:33 PM

Forum: General

Dude, don't be so self absorbed. They were obviously having a private conversation (probably about something gross or anything else you wouldn't want others to hear) and you were just a guy who walked by.


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