you would think #2 is the truth but infact #1 is :)
i was at a reel big fish concert and got kicked ouyt for being too drunk
i ended up going through a side door and ended up backstage the guard locked me out on the balcony and to get down you have to climb it and walk down the stairs
but i slipped and fell i blacked out and woke up to find my teeth had gone through my bottom lip my nose smashed on the ground they sent me to hospital and i broke one bone in my foot and dislocated 3 others
the doctor said if i wasn't drunk id defiently be dead, and the alcohol had relaxed me so much
the next day i thought i would make the papers :( i didn't some poor chap fell 2 stories and landed on his head and died :(
#2.. i've never driven my dads car and never had a car crash... yet (touch wood)