Do you even have to ask?Walk into a room all slow motion with aviator shades... You know you want to.

What does teen spirit smell like?

It is said to smell like strawberries.

At 11/20/09 03:02 PM, Xatanxa wrote: Breast
Mianus

"So... What celebrities live in mianus?"

Hey look! I can see Uranus from Mianus!

No. Instead I'll hire a big black guy to mug them every time they do something wrong.

Nobody knows for sure what poozy's daily diet truly consists of. However it is suspected that each morning for breakfast, one of the users that has fallen victim to his ban stick is ground up and fried in an omelet the size of your average kitchen table. As far as lunch goes it is rumored that poozy normally enjoys a 6 foot party sub made of habanero peppers and plutonium rods. Last but not least we believe that for dinner each night poozy has a whole bison AND wild boar slaughtered and grilled to perfection.

The gf's of course haha!

A statue or painting of me.

and dildos.

At 11/7/09 02:00 PM, andhination wrote: She's 15?

Yes as a matter of fact. Here come the flames... Well to save those who are gonna get their panties in a wad, I love her she loves me. Simple. Parents are ok with relationship. Haven't fucked her, don't intend to till shes legal. And at the end of the day, what you have to say about it doesn't mean shit. Its all just talk from mostly people i wil never meet. Save your breath.

But that's all off topic anywhore. So I'm thinking plain 3mm white gold band with an inscription on the inside. The ring iself should run about $140, which i can extract from my savings if need be. With the cost of warranty and inscription I think I'm lookin at a total of about $200. Is that too over the top?

At 11/7/09 05:12 AM, Carmoil wrote: You mean you can't afford an engagement ring? If that's not it then why wouldn't you be able to get engaged? Is there something obvious I'm missing here?

At 11/7/09 05:16 AM, liaaaam wrote: Why not? Your profile says you're 19 and I'll assume that's true for the sake of this argument, so what is stopping a 19 year old from proposing to his girlfriend? Even if you can't afford to marry her right now, because you're a student or you're jobless, whatever, you can get engaged..

Well gentleman there is a slight age difference. I cannot legally mary her yet. It will happen as soon as itcan but for now this is what we have work with.

At 11/7/09 04:32 AM, fuzzies wrote: I used to smoke Newport 100's all the time, but I quit about 5 days ago and I've been clean ever since. I feel a lot better and I can breathe better already. I smoke weed instead.

lol. I've heard its actually better for you. I don't smoke anymore. But there were times when a cigarette was the best thing in the world.

I would like Christmas to stop coming so fucking early in the future for christmas. Seriously, halloween was a fucking week ago. ITS TOO DAMN EARLY!

At 11/5/09 06:55 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I wrote a blog post complaining about this a while back. If you're committed enough you're wearing rings, just go buy a damned engagement ring. Promise rings sound like something 14-year-olds would do.

Yeah except we can't get engaged right now. Otherwise I would. I'm not stupid. Kinda.

By the way this is promise-to-marry ring (not engagement ring if that makes sense, i don't meanpurity ring.

At 11/5/09 05:43 PM, RoboJesus wrote: If your significant other hands you a Promise ring get the fuck out of that relationship because they obviously don't trust you enough so they make you promise to them and wear a ring.

Well i'll be honest shes got good reason for that. I fucked up big time once.

Hey i saw something about purity rings there. Yeah no sex. Doesn't say she cant blow me now and then lol.

Promise rings are normally given to one another by each other right? Instead of one person getting both the rings? I've never given one before haha.

Come on nobody has thought of the most obvious night job, and the best. Hello people, fucking BARTENDER!

Dinner time. I'm hungry.

Somebody is turning emo...

But really, watch the smoking, drugs and nyquil bit by dennis leary or any robin williams standup. Especially the history of golf. lemme get ya started.

Dennis Leary on drugs.
Robin Williams

Oh and the drunkest guy ever. And remix.

One of these has to make you laugh.

At 10/28/09 07:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Making her quake, scream in her native tongue and claw at your head, back, neck, arms, headboard, pillows and mattress is much better.

Why you ask? Because when you're ready to cum and actually bust your nut inside of her, 7/10 times feeling you cum and grunt while you plow her makes her cum again and that means that her cunt is snatching at your cock, fluttering and grabbing it. While her back is arched and she thinks of nothing else, at all, except you having at her, her orgasm and you cumming.

All because you made it your duty to please that booty....

I agree with poozy here. And I love the look on her face as she's trying to hold off a bit longer but can't. 2nd favorite is laying there next to her after its done. Its so peaceful and the emotions running through both people (and if its really good you can pretty much feel the others emotion), i found myself saying "i can stay like this with you forever".

At 10/23/09 12:26 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: Sonics.

Thank you good sir, for mentioning that. SONIC, PEOPLE! FUCKING SONIC! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE IT!? By far my favorite. And I have a whole list of reasons.

Number one. The burgers. BK, Wendy's, Micky D's, them and many others serve burgers. And many of these places have different kinds of burgers appealing to curiosity.
And yeah they all taste good. But firstly sonic doesn't need a billion diffferent burger types. Just a couple, which only have slight difference between them. Why? Well it makes decision much easier. And also they are far more tasty than any other fast food burger I have eaten. They reign supreme.

Number two. The rest of their menu. They have the other normal staples you find other places such as chicken, onion rings, even cheese sticks and poppers (which are rare in other fast food places). But what I love is their drink selection. My friends this drink menu is the one God looks at when he is thirsty, ok? And out of all those drinks I did manage to find an unbeatable favorite. Cherry. Fucking. Limeade.

Now this is all fine and dandy, but doesn't stand out too much from the others. Just makes it a bit better. But my third point, gentlemen, seals the argument. The drive up. This whole joint is drive up. Sometimes they have the window specifically for quick go ordering, but even if you eat there, you order via drive up board thing. Then THEY BRING THE FOOD TO YOUR CAR! Not only does this create a pleasant old-timey feel, but even better than that is the fact that you never have to leave your car for the entirety of your dining experience.

Newgrounds, how can you possibly get better than Sonic? There is a simple answer, gentlemen. You can't.

I'm seeing mainly new wave stuff. Only one mention of greats like Van Halen. And more disputed but nonetheless populars like Bon Jovi. How about:

1) Motley Crue - Wild Side
2) Poison - Nothin But A Good Time
3) Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
4) Faster Pussycat - Bathroom Wall
5) Bon Jovi - Dead Or Alive
6) Dio - Holy Diver
7) Great White - Once Bitten Twice Shy
8) Iron Maiden - Aces High
9) Journey - Don't Stop Believin
Lita Ford - Kiss Me Deadly (Look at the pic, you'd do her)
10) Metallica - Master Of Puppets
11) Ratt - Round And Round

Okay, thats eleven songs, and i could name more. But you can't tell me that there isn't at least one song or artist on that list you like. And what about the Rap/Hip-Hop of the 80's? Nobody has even touched that yet.

By definition, yes. And seeing as how he can't claim it anymore it is at least temporarily property of the school. And yeah, you sinned. Oops, haha.

At 9/26/09 10:06 AM, Ledgey wrote:

At 9/26/09 10:01 AM, sldghmmr wrote: The drummer made me lol quite a few times

Matt should go on drums more often.

I know! He makes the most hilarious faces!

Go back and somehow stop myself from cheating on my girlfriend. Yes, it may have been only once but I'm not that type of person. Even once is wrong to me. I felt terrible then and I feel bad now even though we worked through it. It was the worst mistake of my life and I would do anything to take it back.

At 9/21/09 05:44 PM, Crue wrote:

At 9/21/09 04:56 PM, Bryan wrote: Speaking of american heroes...

American heroes you say?

Forgot picture. Please high five my face.

At 9/21/09 04:56 PM, Bryan wrote: Speaking of american heroes...

American heroes you say?

At 9/18/09 04:28 PM, SohlTofang wrote: Pantsless hookahs eh? Sounds like FREEDOM!

Oh it is my good sir, believe me it is!

At 9/18/09 04:35 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: I'll try to find the link for you if you're interested.

Sure, why not!

At 9/18/09 04:38 PM, Diddy wrote: Mmmmmmmmmmm naked hookah

Mmmmmmmmmm indeed. Post yourselves people! Let the world see you in all your hookah-ing glory!

Hey NG, while browsing through this thread one day I came across several posts by the infamous wwwyzzerdd. One of which contains him having a hookah. But this hookah session is not one of the ordinary. No, its PANTSLESS! Since then I have been thinking about the pure ecstasy of such an event. The great pleasure of tasty hookah PLUS the wonderful pleasure of freedom. And I decided that I absolutelty have to have this experience. And so far, it has been simply amazing. So Newgrounds, does anybody wish to join me?

Tldr; get naked and have a hookah!

wwwyzzerdd, I know you're down.

I'm speechless. I really don't even know where to begin. I did not expect any of that. I didnt like the sound as much as older rammstein but at the same time it was fucking awesome.