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Pepsi Offering Grant Money Posted April 20th, 2010 in General

Pepsi is giving away grant money to a cause that gets the most votes, and one of the ideas in the running is Kanzius Non-invasive R/F therapy, an alternative cancer treatment that looks very promising. Basically what it is, is injecting carbon or gold nanotubes into cancer cells, heating them with radio waves, and thus destroying the cancer cells and leaving the nearby healthy cells intact. Last I heard it was 100% successful when tested on liver cancer in rabbits. Hasn't entered human trials yet though.

http://www.kanziuscancerresearch.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kanziu s#Cancer_therapy

It's currently ranked 6th, but only the top 2 spots get the grant money. The ideas that are beating it are fucking stupid as shit and quite selfish to be honest.

"To rebuild our grade school that was destroyed in March of 2009."
CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER, JUST GO TO A NEW SCHOOL.

"Revitalize my neighborhood with a community center."
FUCK YOUR COMMUNITY, CURE CANCER

"Screamfest Horror Film Festival launching directors & writers careers"
SERIOUSLY? FUCKING SERIOUSLY?

So anyway if you care about defeating cancer once and for all, please vote here:
http://www.refresheverything.com/kanzius cancerresearch

The shitty thing is you do need to register but you can just use a fake gmail account or something and it only takes a couple minutes.

Ok I won't bug you anymore, just wanted to spread the word.

Response to: Sega Goddammit, What Have You Done? Posted July 28th, 2008 in Video Games

"This time, a sorceress named Merlina

Wow. Game ruined in the first six words.
GG, Sonic team.

Response to: Sonic And The Black Knight Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

"This time, a sorceress named Merlina

Wow. Game ruined in the first six words.
GG, Sonic team.

Response to: The reason MMOs have become trash Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

At 6/29/08 12:40 PM, Rawrthaas wrote: Also sounds you're butthurt OP.

Explain then why Shamans are better tanks than Warriors, theTANK class.

The reason MMOs have become trash Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

MMOs are only as good as the people who play them. Since MMOs are now mostly played by 12 year olds, they are shit.

I back up my point by this argument (which, might be wrong, but it is my opinion). The young players play the game, and the moment something bad happens to them, i.e.:

"BAAAW! I lost all my items when I died!"
"BAAAW! Another player of another class killed me! OVERPOWERED"
"BAAAW! I can't beat this boss! HE NEEDS TO BE TWEAKED!"
"BAAAW! BLUE RESPONSE NEEDED/DEMANDED!"

They go to the forums and write trash about the game. The mature players who couldn't give two shits just play the game the way it was designed, and don't go to the forums. The company sees the feedback only from the whiny bitches, and changes the game. BAM. You get a game driven by people who know nothing of gaming.

Then every MMO becomes World of Maple Storyscape II.

Response to: What are Electrolytes? Posted April 9th, 2008 in General

Lightbulbs asshole.

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 04:11 PM, Morridir wrote:
Oh yeah, that's like exactl ythe same thing. Noone ever forced you to read it, did they?

I agree, it's a terrible example for comparing the useless to the tyrant's tirade, but as of now all that has been presented to me and that I've seen makes me disfavor the atrocious Google backgrounds and asinine high-horse escapades of man-children.

Response to: That one gay kid in school! Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 04:03 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: His name is Will. He's a real pain in the balls.

That's the joke.

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 04:05 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote:.

LOL Ctrl+Alt+Del BASHING, IT'S SOOOO FUNNY! HURRRRRR.
Look, it's just a webcomic, I mean it can't be THAT bad If Tim can support himself only off of the comic alone, just be happy for the guy.

Alright then, I guess I can also forgive Salazar for persecuting and oppressing my ancestors, I mean you can't blame the poor guy, he just wanted Portugal to run smoothly.

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 03:53 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: That comic sucked, badly. I mean that was just pitiful.

You should see this other comic.
It's called CAD.

Response to: That one gay kid in school! Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 03:51 PM, Ace75 wrote: Once again. I mean gay as a jerk guy not a homosexual!

Don't worry my brother, we'll defend you from these cretins.

That one gay kid in school!

Response to: That one gay kid in school! Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 12:45 PM, Ace75 wrote: I MEAN GAY AS IN RETARDED NOT HOMOSEXUAL!

Fuckin' kkk mo'fockers , go suck off Terry Fox fuggin' bix nood.

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 03:38 PM, Sawke wrote: so? im a girl and i do all that. Plus all the girls i know are complete videogame whores. Videogames aren't for only guys anymore. Say Goodbye 80s

I thank you full heartedly for reading the thread at full capacity for that insightful post.
I would have never have known of the existence of such fascinating creatures thanks to your
statement of intent for which I would have ignored if not supplied.

Response to: Newground's Military Police Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

I think you should drive a wheelbarrow full of dicks straight up my ass!

Response to: Smokers! Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

I don't smoke.
Why am I here? Good question.

Response to: Best place for good Mario Sprites? Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

Copy Paste Copy Paste Copy Paste Copy Paste Copy Paste Copy Paste- *DING*
Sprite comic!

Response to: de-photoshop this girl Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 03:18 PM, SheepVpower wrote:
At 4/7/08 03:18 PM, Crosses wrote: Fuck it, I'm saving this.
ok then you can have this to

No I can't.

Response to: de-photoshop this girl Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

Fuck it, I'm saving this.

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

Is she really a gamer?

Speculation is that Suirenoki was once a gamer, but hasn't seen a new console since the Xbox, since it rivals her in its HUEGNESS.

Some technical misinformation can be seen in Gamer Chicks however, showing that Suirenoki does not know what it is to be both a chick and a gamer and only guesses what games are about after masturbating to pictures of Alucard (from Castlevania--or ASSHOLEVania, am i rite?)

Some note-worthy retardation in her comix:

* There is no game called "Bice City."
* You cannot play a PS2 game while the disk tray is still ejected.
* Alucard (Or Arucard if you're a cunt) wasn't gay, fuck you.
* Controllers that plug into a TV directly are not Hardcore. Get fucked.
* The PS2 AV and Power Cord were never White. Never.
* The reason you like your PS2 better than your PC is because you lack a MOUSE and a System to plug into the monitor. That, or you're using a Mac. Whatever.
* Gamespoo does not sell hueg bricks of Cheese.
* Gamespoo isn't even a fucking store! STFU NOOB!
* Super Badass Dungeon isn't a game either, go choke on a knife.
* Theres a cord connecting the Wiimote to the Nunchuck. Fucking durr.
* Not every console has WHITE controllers.
* RE4 contained no Zombies. Not one. NEVER.
* The Wiimote doesn't have a round D-pad. Its 4 directions, not 8, and it's not yellow like Alucards j-dick.
* No Zelda game EVER contained a Level what was composed of 1 pot, a black line, and a chest with a musical instrument inside.

So, is she a gamer? No, but who the fuck cares.

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

At 4/7/08 02:48 PM, andhination wrote:
At 4/7/08 02:47 PM, Khayn wrote:
At 4/7/08 02:44 PM, Crosses wrote: She has poems too. Let's read a few.
First two lines and i knew she was emo.
Emos can be hot.

Not in this case.

Gamer Chicks, look guys.

Response to: Weirdest Porn Ever. (nsfw) Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

When you click the "Leave" link that pops up it brings you to wikipedia.
OH LORD!

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

She has poems too. Let's read a few.

"God is so cruel

He made you just for me...

He loves to see me hurt...

He loves to see me cry...

He made you to punish me for the things that I've done...

Handless

So you could not hold me

Eyeless

So you could not see me

Mindless

So you could not think of me

Lifeless

So you could not know me

Heartless

So you could not love me

God made you

And gave you to me.

He gave you as a gift

though to be my curse.

I love you no matter

Even if you hate me...

God is so heartless....

just like you. "

Response to: Gamer Chicks, look guys. Posted April 7th, 2008 in General

Holy Christ harpoons!!!

Gamer Chicks, look guys.

Response to: Devil May Cry + Grand Theft Auto Posted December 29th, 2007 in General

No asshole, it's God Hand+GTA, more liek.

Response to: Inuyasha!!! <3 Posted December 29th, 2007 in General

Wow, it skinda like a modern Sonic game.
Shit score on many review sites and annoying shitty characters you'll never see again from the game.

Response to: A Family Guy Death... Posted December 29th, 2007 in General

Seth MacFarlane

Response to: Look! I'm Pissing Off Bigbadron! Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

At 12/28/07 08:02 PM, RommelTJ wrote:
At 12/28/07 07:58 PM, Deviantman wrote: here is a scale I made
Oh yeah, bigbadron is a fucktard. Worst mod out there.

Lookie here, two dumbshits jumping on the cocks of the anti-ron wagon drivers.
Why the fuck do you think he bans your faggot ass in the first place, you won't quit friggin' bitching
like a bunch of nasty old bags waiting in line to see the dentist.

Response to: Should I buy this game? Posted December 26th, 2007 in General

At 12/26/07 12:40 AM, Electric-Bla wrote: Whoops... Wrong thread...
Embarrassing much?

facepalm.jpg

Whoops... Wrong site...
Response to: anyone here that likes furries? Posted December 21st, 2007 in General

If people try to turn their fetish into an IRL lifestyle, they deserve all the saltpeter and fire they get sent.

Response to: Zone-Sama: The elusive Newgrounder. Posted December 17th, 2007 in General

Hmmph, Zone-sama is clearly a 4channer, it's all clue'd in his credits even.