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At 12/25/14 12:27 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

Suddenly that pretty butterfly flying is splattered against the windshield of a tractor trailer. It has been stolen by a group of thugs running from the cops.

Those thugs names are Michael, Franklin and Trevor. And they have just stolen 1.1m from Marsupial Bank.

At 12/23/14 10:20 PM, NGPulp wrote: Well that's cool.
I hope to see some more stuff from 'ya.

Shouldn't this have been just a news post, though?

Yeah, it should've been

However, I don't play by the rules.

At 12/23/14 08:57 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Sweet. Be sure to put something classy on your desk that shows your good taste to everyone that enters. Maybe something like this:

that was the only angle I could find that I could show :x

Ehm...

I mean, I would most certainly consider it but judging by the fact -anyone- enters my room... highly doubt it.

But thank-you for the suggestion. c:

This Christmas, I am most definitely getting a desk and more able to work upon my "office" as I call it, to better produce content and work on various other projects and shit.

You might not even care, but for those that do, thanks. And I most certainly do.

Hopefully my future will hold better quality works and MAYBE get an animation out there soon... however, i'm excited for whats to come.

At 12/22/14 11:06 AM, FantasticFox wrote:

I may be gay but you're more of a faggot than I am...

Explain in what context that I am a faggot.

And you suck dick and I don't, that makes you a gay faggot.

At 12/21/14 09:08 PM, raving2thegrave wrote:

At 12/21/14 09:07 PM, Cronizone wrote:

Dude, I'm a faggot.

Jesus sucks my left nut nightly.

do i look like I fucking care?
yeah, i dont.

Well... you don't have to be an asshole about it.

At 12/21/14 09:01 PM, raving2thegrave wrote:

At 12/21/14 03:57 PM, Cronizone wrote:
another guy came in my line.

jesus christ is the best, I love him so much.

Dude, you're a faggot.

Jesus sucks.

At 12/21/14 05:37 PM, Seasons wrote:

At 12/21/14 03:57 PM, Cronizone wrote: I didn't actually see Tom Fulp, I lied.

Comma splice aside, you've made me laugh. Have a cookie.

I aim to pleasure -you- baby girl.

At 12/21/14 05:06 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 12/21/14 03:57 PM, Cronizone wrote: Also this old lady acted like such a cunt to me today over bananas.

Dude, you can't just gloss over things like this like it's nothing. What happened?

Basically when I was bagging her shit, I was like- Oh, bananas can go on the bottom and the apples and shit can go on top, right?

So the lady was like- "You're going to crush my bananas!" So I was like, "Oh sh- I'm SO sorry, ma'am" and fixed it for her.

I put the bag in her cart and she gave me a death stare and walked away like a huge cunt.

I didn't actually see Tom Fulp, I lied.

But I was at work, and this dude comes up to my line and he looked EXACTLY like him with a baseball hat on. Also, another guy who looked like Boogie2988 came in my line.

Also this old lady acted like such a cunt to me today over bananas.

Anyways, yeah.

At 12/20/14 09:58 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What makes you think you're an adult?

Well, theres a few things-

My dad passed away, so there are no other -guys- in this house but me, so I kind of act like a father figure.
I usually buy dinner now-a-days, and make sure that everyone is fed. Using money from my -job-.
I make sure everyone is awake before I have to go to school and prepare my own breakfast, do my -own- things, and go.
Nevermind the fact that I never -had- a dad really to teach me how to be a man, I kind of learned how to by myself.

That's kind of why I think of myself as an -older- being.

At 12/20/14 09:53 AM, Gremlin wrote: We all go trough that, we think we're mature around the age of 15 - 18, but we're not. I'd say you can be considered adult somewhere around 20 - 25 for real.

I have a lot of responsibility even as my age, however.

But I know i'm not -mature-, I just know I am more mature than a -lot- of people, but we might have mixed vibes of what mature is.

I think of it as you're able to be the stereotypical adult, professional, not acting like a child but still having fun as if you were one in times that you -can-. But also being mature, you need to have a lot of wisdom to back yourself up.

But I get what you mean, it kind of -is- a phase.

At 12/20/14 09:50 AM, Teddiikun wrote: You're 15? You're in your prime years of being a teenager, enjoy it

Ehh...

I hate teenagers my age, especially -everyone- in my Highschool, i'd rather -be- a fucking adult than to have to listen to them any longer.

They're kids whom think because they can compare to me that they have something to relate to. They can't relate to something they'll never be, affective to society.

They're a bunch of twats. I can't enjoy being my age when there are people around me to ruin it.

However, I digress. I'll -try-. <3

I tried shaving my pubes, ended up cutting the middle of my pointer finger.

I usually just shave my beard, that's about it.

Ehh...

I'm heavily asexual. I'd rather not have -any- sex than to have it. Circumstances of a relationship don't suit my career at all, nevermind the fact i'm better jerking off than to have to buy, take care of, and listen to a woman that I might not even commit to for the rest of my life.

Might sound dickish and heavily selfish, but I like myself too much to put myself in a position where I might not even be happy with it.

I'm 15, so I can't fucking say i'm an adult. However, I heavily feel like one.

I don't pay taxes, I don't own a car or a house, I don't have a full-time job, and I most certainly don't have kids. (I hope not, that whore better have used birth control)

But for some reason I feel as if I am a little bit older each month, week and day. And it bothers the fuck out of me. Not in a -bad- way, a good way. I like feeling as if I am older, but I don't like the circumstances of -being- older.

Do you like being -old-?

At 12/17/14 03:30 PM, Monster-64 wrote: If I didn't love you before, I most certainly love you now.

I'm loving all of the great feedback, thank-you so very much!

At 12/16/14 11:21 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/16/14 09:51 PM, Cronizone wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/597435
I decided to sing a tune for Newgrounds.

It's not too shabby.

Thank's brother.

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I decided to sing a tune for Newgrounds.

Hitler would get upset and gas the jews.

Wait, he already did that...

Did someone play chess with him already?

(X-Files Themesong Plays)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrlF46tZiQo

My friend has a foot fetish, and I am always uncomfortable when he talks about it.

I hope they can't swim and get through water, highly unlikely do to skin and bone structure after rotting away, resulting in pain and maybe even death, but still.. if I saw a zombie SWIM...

If you're sick of Frozen, wait until this movie comes out...

At 12/7/14 06:55 PM, Drinze wrote: Cronizone is a bitch loser that can get no pussy

I wish.

Nobody has a ranking in life, only a following.

Especially when you have a large following, you could see yourself in a good rank, yes?

However, the following always has two ends, and sometimes the one WITH the following can use it for good or evil, just as his rank could be considered, good or evil.

Acting (cool) pisses me off, I believe it's bad.

Don't you hate it when people try to act better than you?

Game Name: Unlimited
Game Type: War MMO (Strategy Based)
Game Tags: MMO, Strategy, RPG, Empire, Emperor, Soldier, Fighting, Domination, Real-Time, Action, First/Third Person

Game Definition: On Earth, humans have discovered a distant planet that has the same atmosphere and land masses as Earth. Later, space stations were built and scientists later discovered that humans could live on the planet with no harm to human body function. However... there was an idea. People have discovered politics, peace, and tried to end war. But not for long would anyone need to worry about guns and violence. The new Earth, "Darth" will be a planet where all wars will be settled and Earth will be for the winners, and Darth will be for the settlers.

There are 3 major roles (Only Roles) in Unlimited. The first is the Emperor. His/her job is to create an Empire, own land and areas for their soldiers to live. This is a huge production job and also a job based for people who are very knowledgeable with being a 'real' leader, as you need to know production values, costs of materials, and so forth.

The second role is the Advisor. Advisors are a huge step in the production process, and organize the group heavily. The Emperor is more based on production of armor, weapons, etc. The advisory makes sure the Empire has enough balance and products to trade and keep in order for a stable environment for the soldiers.

The third role is the Soldiers. Soldiers are the main men in the fight, the ones whom take over land and make sure their Empire seems fierce, yet strong and the men whom put their lives on the line for it. They can also be used to do quests and other jobs required in order for the Empire to grow stronger.

This whole game is based off of being your own nation with your own soldiers. The action part is one of the best competitive attributes to the game.

A 'Clash of Clans' style if you will. With each plot of land an Empire owns, another Empire can raid it. Once an Empire decides to raid, the squad leader of the raid must elect certain roles to different members. There are 5 raid classes. The 1st one is gunman, the standard assault rifle and pistol class. The 2nd one is marksman, a sniper and silent type of class. The 3rd one is bomber, you have a bomb that you'll use to take down walls, buildings, and other factories used for materials. The 4th one is Recon, the Recon will scout ahead and see if any soldiers resign within the base walls, using a wall tracker and other raiding gear. The 5th job is Squad Commander, obviously appointed to the leader, similar to the Gunman Class. Everyone is able to voice chat from whatever distance, and only your team can hear it, with a twist. The closer you are to an enemy, the louder you are.

More details are being developed.

Do you guys like the idea? Discuss.

I fapped so hard, it added up to roughly 672 drops of magma

At 11/30/14 09:28 PM, 24901miles wrote:

To the best of your knowledge, do you think that time travel is possible? What do you think is the most similar phenomenon to actual time travel?

1. "Wegra" Post
2. You made an un-serious topic turn into a serious topic.
3. Never, ever say "phenomenon" again.

OP gets a -1

At 11/30/14 01:07 PM, CiviLies wrote: I haven't listened to a full Eminem album in sooooo long.....I should probably het on that, but I've just been too lazy.

I read every single one of your posts in Sexual-Lobsters voice.

Also, I don't like Eminem @OP

Hey, y'know... I just realized you traveled through time.

Want to fuck?