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Response to: I'm scared to ask my mom to help me Posted May 4th, 2011 in General

I hate people like you youre just saying this shit cause you get a kick out of people feeling sorry for you but the thing is nobody on this site gives a fuck about you and you saying you wanna die because you clearly dont if youre telling random people about it instead of just doing it.

Response to: I'm going to a movies with a girl Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

At 6/29/08 05:08 PM, SmokeX28 wrote: do i...do i try and get her to touch my penis?

Okay does anyone else realize that this is an unfunny joke thread?

Response to: The Perfect Murder Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

You could just use an icicle because itll melt almost instantly but finding one sharp enough could be a problem.

Response to: Whats that game Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

At 6/29/08 04:25 AM, goldblade1 wrote: Thats not the game im looking for, im looking for the one i posted about

Ok never mind then

I feel like an ass now
Response to: women comedians are not funny Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

At 6/28/08 03:56 PM, Sinitech wrote: The only female comedian I've occasionally found funny was Sarah Silverman, and that may have just been 'cause she's pretty hot.

What is wrong with you people? Sara Silverman is not funny and shes not hot either she looks like a horse.

Response to: Whats that game Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

At 6/29/08 04:22 AM, goldblade1 wrote: PLEASE SOMEONE tell me the NAME of that GAME!!!

Why dont you read buddy.

Response to: Whats that game Posted June 29th, 2008 in General

Hapland and theres three

Response to: soo.. Posted June 24th, 2008 in General

Also Mass Effect, Oblivion, Army of Two, BFME 2............

Response to: Im gay Posted June 24th, 2008 in General

Why are you asking newgrounds? Youre just gonna get flamed. Personally i dont care but the assholes on here do

Response to: soo.. Posted June 24th, 2008 in General

Get GTA, Ninja Gaiden and save up for halo wars

Response to: Newgrounds, im going to bed now... Posted June 22nd, 2008 in General

Heres to another useless thread..........

Response to: Girlfriend Is Going On The Pill. Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

At 6/18/08 12:00 AM, biohasard wrote: if the front door dosent work shove it down the back

I think weve agreed that hes not doing that.

Response to: Girlfriend Is Going On The Pill. Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 11:43 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 6/17/08 11:19 PM, CrimsonBlade wrote:
Pre cum can get a girl pregnant as well.

Hey you learn something new every day.

Response to: Protein Diet Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

In the beginning fat turns into muscle fairly quickly but after that muscle builds very slowly by itself a little faster with supplements. And as for you being tired, everyone has their good days and bad days.

Response to: 100% completely risk free sex Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 11:34 PM, agustana wrote: Cybersex has no risks.. You can not get STDs or get someone pregnant. If you let your girlfriend bang you over the net It's totally not gay. So stay safe guys, take it through the IM conversation.

Actually, theres those nasty computer viruses

Response to: Girlfriend Is Going On The Pill. Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Why dont you just pull out if your that worried?

Response to: Damn Bike Thief!!! Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 11:08 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Just tell him.

Say something like: "Hey man, I'm sorry, but could you stop taking my bike? I need to use it myself."

Or you could just tie it to a ten foot chain and watch him fly......

Response to: Damn Bike Thief!!! Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 11:00 PM, nuclearstickman5 wrote: I GOT IT!!! i can pay this other retarded boy that thinks he is mean 25 cents to woup his ass

Do you live in like a town full of retards or something?

Response to: its my birthday and guess what Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 10:44 PM, nuclearstickman5 wrote: no i meant murdered as in totally owned it!! you know beat the whole game quickly

Yeah I know I meant that its one of the best games of all time

Response to: Damn Bike Thief!!! Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

What if he goes slow though? That would be a little problem

Response to: Regarding gas prices. Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 10:51 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/17/08 10:47 PM, CrimsonBlade wrote: Hey Brick Top where do you live btw?
There's these magical things called profiles.

Ok theres no need to be an asshole a simple answer wouldve sufficed

Response to: Regarding gas prices. Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Hey Brick Top where do you live btw?

Response to: Damn Bike Thief!!! Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 10:41 PM, groundpwndr wrote: well since he gives it back every night just lock that shit up or chain it to a fence and wake up and watch him yank on it for hours.

Id feel so bad if I saw some retarted guy trying to ride away on my chained up bike but i couldnt help but laugh hysterically.

Response to: its my birthday and guess what Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 10:39 PM, nuclearstickman5 wrote:
She bought me spyro the dragon too and I murdered dat game .. jus sayin

I think it goes without saying that Spyro the Dragon is one of the best games of all time.

Response to: its my birthday and guess what Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

My mom gets me games for the wrong system all the time and I dont complain all that much.

Response to: Wow...newgrounds. .. Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

The day I see another good flash submitted..........

Response to: firefox doesnt open Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Maybe your firewall is blocking it.

Response to: Damn Bike Thief!!! Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Why dont you try asking him nicely to give your bike back?

Response to: Broke my fucking toe nail Posted May 9th, 2007 in General

Get a new one. Seriously though, that has to suck.

Response to: You can now sign on MSN on your 360 Posted May 9th, 2007 in General

Yeah maybe someday, I can go on NG with my 360.