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I use GrooveShark when I'm not on my home computer, and sometimes I like to create playlists when I'm bored.

I drew boobie balloons, and I would like to share'em with you.

You have talent. I love your style.

I f*cking hate when tough guys act in those family movies, like Arnold in Kindergardent Cop or Vin Diesel in The Pacifier or Jackie Chan in The Spy Next Door.
What's next? Steven Seagal as The Easter Bunny?

Watchmen and Inglorious Basterds

At 1/11/10 07:32 AM, IGetLaid wrote: Please understand I am not trying to attack newgrounds members. I am just very curious to how many people on this forum actually fit the stereotypical interpretation of an 'internet nerd' or 'geek'.

See how many of these you can relate to...
1) I'm overweight or underweight

I'm a little skinny

2) I get excited over the release date of a video game

Not really

3) I've watched an entire series of star trek or every star wars movie

Every single Star Wars Movie at least 3 times, fuck Star Trek

4) I have had a debate over which console is better

Yes

5) After a day at school, college or work I retreat to a computer almost first thing

Yes

6) I only hang with my own gender

No, I hang out with some girls, but they're kind of dorky

7) I like/have shaggy hair

Yes

8) I have something Simpson, Futurama or Family Guy related in my room

A couple of Simpsons figures and a Simpsons movie poster

9) I am a fan of the Halo series

Not really

10) I have considered what it would be like to be a video game or movie hero at least once in my life

Every single night

11) I have acne

No

12) I wear glasses

No

13) I own a runescape account (even if you don't play it anymore)

No

14) I use words such as 'lol' and 'rofl' in real life

WTF?, I mean, yes

15) I consider a sleepover me and friends playing videogames all night

I've done that

16) I have at least one piece of clothes which has a cartoon on it

Tranformers, Punisher, Spiderman T-shirts and Spongebob socks

17) I consider somebody getting 'owned' or 'pawned' from an insult over the internet

Yes

18) I have more friends online then in real life

Not really, I have not many friends online or in real life

19) The opposite sex never pays attention to me

Yes

20) Some of my daily discussion topics involve some of the above

Yes

OMG!!! I'm a hopeless geek, and I'm fucking proud of it!!!!

I wouldn't mind the idea of a reboot if they would make it more dark and mature like Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, but they wanna place the whole movie in high school and they want a younger director and younger cast, to please the audience who loves Twilight.
I say "Fuck Reboot". Sign this petition if you want Sam Raimi directing Spiderman 4 http://www.petitiononline.com/s4sam/

At 1/11/10 08:40 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 1/11/10 08:21 PM, Intrigued wrote: Aww man, They said carnage was gonna be in part 4

Sorry to disappoint, man, but it was a tie between Black Cat and the fucking Vulture of all people.

And The Vulture was supposed to be played by John Malkovich, he was perfect for the role and those Hollywood "genious" ruined it.

Well, here's the deal, Sam Raimi is very busy with the WOW movie to direct Spiderman 4 to release it in summer 2011, and Tobey Maguire isn't interested in a fourth movie if Raimi isn't directing. So, what's the smart move that Sony pictures is doing? they're planning to make a reboot. WTF?, I mean, Spiderman 3 wasn't great, but it wasn't as terrible as Batman and Robin. why they can't wait a year or two and made the sequel with Raimi instead of start over again a franchise that's barely eight years old. It doesn't seem logical to me.
Source.

All those who got scare with Signs, Paranormal Activity and The Blair Witch Project are pussies.
The most scary movies of all time IMO are The Exorcist, The Shinning and The Evil Dead.

DEADPOOL!!!!!!
and Venom

I can't get sex, that's the problem. Beside that, I'm pretty average, I mantain my boner, I'm not "speedy" (not too much) and I'm not too tough, but not gently either.

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#1 song of the decade Muse - Knights of Cydonia. Amazing song, one of the greatest bands of the decade IMO. And kudos to the guy who win the 25 bucks.
It was a cool countdown. Now I'm gonna sleep, it's late.

THE PRETENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this should be number 1, great, kick ass song!!!!!!!

Mr. Brightside by The Killers, not my favorite, but, let's face it, was an important song and the band was important on Indie Rock alongside with Franz Ferdinand.

At 1/3/10 08:52 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 1/3/10 08:51 PM, creepyboy wrote: Outkast???!!! what a buzzkill, and right after two great Muse songs.

Say what you want, this is one of the greatest pop songs of the decade. Incredibly catchy, witty lyrics, danceable, etc.

That said Ms Jackson > Hey Ya.

That's true, but I don't really like that tune.

And finally, Weezer, this is getting better

Outkast???!!! what a buzzkill, and right after two great Muse songs.

Two Muse songs one after the other? F*ckin' amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 1/1/10 09:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Clerks was the best film that they were in. Dogma was good but I've only seen it once. Strike Back is good for low-brow humour. Clerks 2 was better than I thought it would be.

What about Chasing Amy? Their appearance was short but epic. It was the best thing of the whole movie.

This thread is full of awesomeness!!!!!!

It seems we all cried with the Futuram dog episode, I did too, I'm such a baby. The 24 season one finale made cry like a river.

Kristen Bell is gorgeous and a little geeky.

Zombie Strippers! Starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson and a bunch of other porn-star.

PASELA POR INOCENTE!!!!!!
Happy Day of the Innocents, pranks day or whatever..........I don't really care about the holidays on my country.

I´m surprised nobody said Snakes on a Plane, it's the greatest piece of junk of all time. Also try Boa vs. Phyton is one of the most enjoyable pieces of crap you can find.

Wedding: Billy Idol - White Wedding
Funeral: Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral / Band of Horses - Funeral

Obvious selections.

What a blasphemy!!!!, I'm not the kind of guy who says "Remakes are shit!!!", but this is going to be an epic fail. They ruined one of my favorites movies of the 80's.

Hard to choose 15 songs, but here we go.....

1- Weezer - We Are All On Drugs
2- The Vines - Country Yard
3- Foo Fighters - The Pretender
4- Kaiser Chiefs - Every Day I Love You Less and Less
5- Death Cab for Cutie - The Sound of Settling
6- The Coral - Secret Kiss
7- Silversun Pickups - Panic Switch
8- Weezer - Perfect Situation
9- Bloc Party - Helicopter
10-Silversun Pickups - Future Foe Scenarios
11-Muse - New Born
12-The Coral - Goodbye
13-Death Cab for Cutie - Grapevine Fires
14-Cold War Kids - Hang Me Out To Dry
15-The Vines - Get Free

Man, that song sucks balls, the music sounds like a lame 80´s new wave song and the lyrics are the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Plus, she looks like a porn star.