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At 2/4/11 09:53 PM, LaForge wrote: My cock is so enormous it fought Mothra in Japan.

Dongzirra!!!

I thought they were spitting on me because they liked me...

I can just put a hat on my dick and carpool.

WTF, you're still not in jail?

Big dick playah, swingin' past your knees!

pus and emu-bobbing

So what, you want us to have no sex all March?

At 2/4/11 07:51 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/4/11 07:30 PM, arianterfynol wrote: Again? Was America ever not dumb?

Keep trying to insult our country. Keep trying to insult our intelligence. Keep trying to put us down.

You know who's still on top?

Sweden?

The Sudan just got a whole lot bigger.

I am a cantankerous asshole. I'm thick-headed and easily angered. I get it from my dad's side and from my ethnicity.

At 2/4/11 04:56 PM, phrozonfire wrote: fucking needles, the thought of that thin thing pushing through my skin and muscles....

nasty.

After a few blood checkups, you get used to needles. The life of a whore like me is pretty tough.
My weakness is the smell of Indian food. Someone brought it to a class last week and I almost died.

At 2/4/11 11:31 AM, AgroNurse wrote: Hahaha, get some superglue, and put it on the cut. Just make sure you clean it before you apply.

I suggest caulk. Get some caulk in that ass.

My burly, immigrant, truck-driver dad watches Hillary Duff films, and once he actually watched the Priceless Protection Agency (or something like that) film. WTF.

I don't like the string through design, but I do like the pickups and inlays. Still like my Mockingbird better.

Guess they forgot about Gilbert.

Smokers are jokers.

I am a cunt, but today i grated apples for a balkan-style pie my mom was making. So go suck a bag of dicks, buddy.

At 2/3/11 07:36 PM, Ryanson wrote: My music is what it sounds like.

Shameless self-advertisement.

Is there anything better?

Anyways, I was talking about the type of guitar sound & effects I should program in order for my guitar to sound like newgrounds. If it had to sound like an individual, it would sound like Laura Nichol, but with a bigger dick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H4SVRApG hM

At 2/3/11 07:21 PM, TheGuitarDude wrote: maybe something like this: click to see what i'm talking about

I'm afraid that's a bit too mature for newgrounds to sound like. Good song though.

At 2/3/11 07:17 PM, CurvyPixel wrote:

At 2/3/11 07:15 PM, creativeusage wrote:

At 2/3/11 07:12 PM, bipolarmunkey wrote: Well, one of the perks of being a Supervisor at UPS is that they reimburse your college tuition. Granted you pass with a certain GPA. But it's still helps.

It also helps having your parents pay for it all, as in my case. Immigrants really want a better life for their children, and I won't let them down. I'm not gonna end up in a ditch OD'd on heroin for sure.

LOL omgsh yes so true. I wish my parents were rich to pay for it all.

Actually, they don't have to because I have a 3 YEAR SCHOLARSHIP! Yeah, in everyone's face.

I'm being a good ol' meanie.

My parents are not rich at all, they just saved for me and my sister since we came to Canada in '98. I have a scholarship too, but my asshole university does not even pay up when I meet my GPA requirement. Last semester I had a 12 out of 13 GPA. Nothing. If I don't get it in the next week, I'ma fuck shit up.

At 2/3/11 07:12 PM, bipolarmunkey wrote: Well, one of the perks of being a Supervisor at UPS is that they reimburse your college tuition. Granted you pass with a certain GPA. But it's still helps.

It also helps having your parents pay for it all, as in my case. Immigrants really want a better life for their children, and I won't let them down. I'm not gonna end up in a ditch OD'd on heroin for sure.

At 2/3/11 06:57 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Very well stated, and I just had a 15 minute conversation with my neighbor about this very subject after he noticed me walking back into my apartment complex with a bag full of expensive textbooks. Employment prospects after college are especially worse than ever now.

-It depends on what you study. If it's a major in history or philosophy, then good luck finding a job. If it's a science or something in the health profession, then there will always be employment somewhere. I took the hard road, but I'm going to have a degree with many possibilities. There is always a demand for asshole economists, politicians and diplomats. After I'm done grad school I can choose any one of those asshole careers.

At 2/3/11 05:52 PM, IndigenousDigitalist wrote: It should sound like sarcasm.

In addition to that, I wonder if I can also make it SMELL like balls. Sounds have smells, right?

At 2/3/11 05:58 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
The onomatopoeia form of fap.

I can make the expression pedal do the "yah-yah" effect. Still sounds like someone pleasuring themselves.

fapfapfapfap , "oh, yeah yeah", fapfapfapfap, "oh, yeah yeah". -Sounds like a pretty good riff to me.

From what you know about newgrounds and these forums, what do you think this preset (nuwground5) should sound like like?

I think it should be whiny and high pitched with hell of a lot of fuzz distortion.

After reading parts of The Complete Works of Marquis de Sade, I never even want to read anything remotely erotic. That's because it was not erotic at all. If you want to test your depravity, I suggest reading Sade's "120 Days of Sodom". I haven't read since.

Going to university sucked out all the fun in learning. I really liked to learn, but not anymore. There was a strike my first year which left me having 3 exams on the same day, a day which was a religious holiday for me. I had 5 exams in 6 days last semester. I'm only going out of spite. I wish I was taking something easier; maybe then I could have some time to be a bro.

I can only tell that English isn't my first language when I record myself. Fuckin' accent.

I like history, but I don't like being forced to take them. I have to take five history in addition to my other economics and politics courses. I don't understand why anyone would take it as a major. Not much of a demand for historians, lol.