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Response to: How do we know life Posted February 6th, 2011 in General

Phenomenological ontology.

Response to: Favorite snack? Posted February 6th, 2011 in General

Dutch Crunch Jalapeno & Cheddar kettle chips.

Response to: Songs that tell a story Posted February 6th, 2011 in General

This age old story. Not the best example, but great hair in the video and it is a catchy tune.

Response to: Man too dumb to have sex Posted February 6th, 2011 in General

Don't you just put your penis in her belly button and cry? What's so complicated about this. Been doing it for years.

Response to: The Choice Game Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 11:23 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 2/5/11 11:19 PM, LilSelena wrote: If you were a parent with both a boy and a girl (age does not matter) and one of them must die (if you don't choose they both die) which one would you choose? The boy or the girl?
What kind of sick game is this?

I know, this is making me sad. I might actualy go watch SNL. Bye Bye.

Response to: Naming Your Dick Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 11:07 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: The Spelunker.

Exploring cavernous places I see.

Response to: If makeup was never invented... Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 11:05 PM, kmau wrote: I prefer natural beauties but what the hell, let women paint themselves if they feel ugly without make-up.

A lot of ugly men would love that luxury. Some do wear makeup, but most don't.

Response to: Naming Your Dick Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

The Tet Offensive.

Response to: If makeup was never invented... Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 10:37 PM, iateamexican wrote: Subtle amounts of makeup that builds upon pre-existing natural beauty is fine, ugly girls lagged in makeup is quite disgusting, especially if it's fake tan.
However, if you got rid of makeup entirely, it'd probably be easier to get a girlfriend, but harder to find good porn. I'm more than shallow enough to say fuck it, give me the porn.

I agree on all counts. Preach, brother, preach! It's a kind of duality, I guess.

Response to: Emma Robets is attractive Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Yeah, the Grateful Dead is a pretty good band- wait, what?

Response to: Fuck You America! Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 10:38 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 2/5/11 10:10 PM, audioskater wrote: erm...dude,i'm okay with your opinion as long as you're not counting north america (canada) in.
No one ever counts in Canada. And that's the way it should be.

It's the way we prefer it. We stay quiet, US does not invade, we get to play hockey and act superior. Done and done.

Response to: Fuck You America! Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

keep your commie shit out of here, razumesh? lol.

Response to: Naming your kid Dick Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 09:37 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 2/5/11 09:33 PM, creativeusage wrote: My father named me Richard after my grandpa, you douche...
Why am I a douche? It's just a question, Dick. Don't get offended.

I'm not even named Richard. That's a lazy name to pick for a child.

Response to: Naming your kid Dick Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

My father named me Richard after my grandpa, you douche...

Response to: Fuck You America! Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 09:22 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 2/5/11 09:21 PM, creativeusage wrote: There is no better country in the world than the good old USA.
Deal with it.
Fuck you, stop rubbing it in!
Unless...

Do you want to marry me?

Not American, sorry, but it is legal here in Canada.

Response to: Fuck You America! Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

There is no better country in the world than the good old USA.
Deal with it.

Response to: Being Asian and Being Called Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Someone once called me Romanian. Mahhhhn, I almost flipped ma shit!

Response to: ayo ng. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Ey-yo, wazza-matta-youuuuu?

Response to: Have you ever snapped? Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 04:27 PM, Friday wrote: yes once upon a time this faggot @ school kept tripping me on my shoelace and i grabbed him by his long greasy hair and smacked his face directly into the water fountain

good times was suspended for a week

I've got to say, I do love that reaction.

Response to: Have you ever snapped? Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 03:13 PM, Bryony wrote: Yes! I'm angsty, vengeful, unashamed and have had rage issues in the past. I can go off like a rocket, regardless of where i am or who I'm with. Everything just blacks out until I've finished venting my anger in whatever form it comes in, but it's very rare these days and I don't jump into physical fights with people. Last time I majorly went off was on an ex boyfriend in 09. We were dragged out of the road kicking and screaming by a punch of people in front of my whole college.

tl;dr: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

I've got OCD and a a few undiagnosed general anxiety disorders, but all that means is that I am very paranoid and twitchy. I'm also spiteful and have a long memory. If everything goes as planned I will one day be the Prime Minister of Canada and deport some deserving people. A career in politics is good for nothing else. The main reason I don't snap is because I don't want it to affect this future plan.

Response to: Worst thing to hear from a girl Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

mid-coitus: "You remind me of my dad."

Response to: Bithday coming up. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 12:40 PM, Dubbi wrote: Sure, I'll give you a present. Now close your eyes and don't open them until I say so - under any circumstances!

He's getting a free tongue scraping?

Response to: Stupid things we did when we were.. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

When I was 5 I pissed on some watermelon seeds with my friend expecting for a whole new batch of them to sprout. I visited Croatia last summer and there were no watermelons.

Response to: What is my dog plotting.. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 10:39 AM, 3dog14 wrote:
At 2/5/11 10:37 AM, creativeusage wrote: Has your dog been to Yemen or Somalia lately?
not really, why?

He could be plotting an attack of the terrorist variety.

Response to: What is my dog plotting.. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Has your dog been to Yemen or Somalia lately?

Response to: Have you ever snapped? Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

A few weeks ago I was at a midnight showing of The Room and this completely annoying asshole sat behind me and some friends. At the show people threw spoons and screamed out the lines & witty comments (as expected), but the guy behind us had a comment for everything. None of it was funny, but he just kept on screaming. He was the proverbial black woman at the theater. I was so close to turning around to tell him to shut the fuck up, but I couldn't. Maybe I'm just a pussy.

Response to: Have you ever snapped? Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 12:05 AM, kazumazkan wrote: yes this one time...........man what a bad day that was

Care to elaborate? I think we've all had bad days.

Response to: Have you ever snapped? Posted February 4th, 2011 in General
At 2/4/11 11:52 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: In sixth grade I used to collect these rocks from the field during PE, they smelled like farts when you broke them.
Some black kid stole on out of my locker, so I punched him in the head. (Not the face, the head, cause he was walking away)
Yeah.

Most awesome thing I have ever read.

Response to: The official big dick thread Posted February 4th, 2011 in General
At 2/4/11 11:49 PM, Cericon wrote: I'm Captain of my school's Big Dick Team, we're going to cities this year.

My school only had a big dick marching band, "The Dangles"...

Have you ever snapped? Posted February 4th, 2011 in General

Has anyone here ever been in a situation where they just went ballistic on someone? The only reason I have never lost it in public because I don't want to cause a scene. There have been many times, ranging from grade school to present day, where a teacher or someone has just been an asshole and done something to piss me off, but I've just kept quiet. So, Have any of you ever lashed out at at someone over anything (how vague)?

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