Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.79 / 5.00 3,779 ViewsAt 2/13/11 03:45 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Why my bed? My couch is pretty comfortable.
I'm allergic to the fabric, so bed or floor.
Just how her my junk. If I'm lucky, she's never seen one before.
At 2/13/11 12:58 PM, WadeFulp wrote: The place where the best websites are made.
Is Ashley Madison Canadian or American?
Who knows. I'm supposed to be studying for an exam I have tomorrow morning. Doubt I will get much done.
I think fake tits are nasty. There is nothing sexy about them. I really hate it when women get them and act all uppity and beautiful. It's a sin against nature. Same goes for ass implants. Gross.
4 clean pairs of Adidas, and a another 2 pairs of Adidas I use for shoveling snow and mowing the lawn. I've only got 2 pairs of dress shoes, size 13.
A Werther's Original. It's about the same size and colour.
This deserves the opening of another bottle of shitty Miller High Life.
Finally, maybe they will stop showing this shit on television now. I got sick of this shit real quick, and I fuckin' study this shit.
I grow real thick beards. They are always really fucking gross. Pube beards. That's all I can say.
Can I get an extra seat for my fat ass?
At 2/9/11 10:32 PM, Ryanson wrote: Hmm, can one use a whip as a noose?
If not, it'd take forever.
David Carradine! Oh wait, that was a belt... plus he came...
A lot of bat-induced death up in this bitch...
At 2/9/11 10:28 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote:At 2/9/11 10:27 PM, creativeusage wrote: Suicide is for pussies, but an axe would be difficult to use to kill youself. At least it would be awkward and painful.You don't live up to your name AT ALL
What am I supposed to say? Use the handle to sodomize myself to death?
Suicide is for pussies, but an axe would be difficult to use to kill youself. At least it would be awkward and painful.
I see someone who's mother did not love them as a child *smokes pipe*.
At 2/9/11 07:27 PM, AgainstYou wrote: Why has everyone on Newgrounds taken a picture with a tank?
You're not cool if you haven't. It's a way to compensate for your shortcomings. Not the case for me though... *cough, cough*"
Who likes them small?
African necklace; I bought one for a friend today. $10.
There is no other empire I would rather live under, so yeah, I love America.
I waited 3 hours to hand in a paper, but then I came home and found some Kinder eggs. Fuck yeahhhhh!
Hmmm, you get my barrel hard...
My name translates to Loved/Gracious Gypsy-Son.
Happy birthday; here is a topless Billy Idol in concert from a few months back. Now back to reading over the Napoleonic logistic system.
Looks like a beautiful day with beautiful scenery, why aren't you smiling boy!?
Because it's Bosnia; you can't be smiling in Bosnia. That seems kind of wrong to me.
Here's a fourth picture just because. This is me near the Una river while passing through Bosnia four or five years ago. I was much better looking when I was younger- even with the greasy hair and bulbous nose. Were the rest of you better looking when you were younger?