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At 2/21/11 04:32 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: The most reasonable solution is to file a complaint to the police so they can come have a little talk to them.

The most reasonable thing coming from a 13 year old..

Compared to hanging their dogs, this is quite reasonable. They have not done anything illegal. I can complain about them having three dogs. Up to two are allowed in my residential area. I don't want to do this since that would be really douchey. It's not the dogs fault their owners are assholes.

At 2/21/11 04:23 PM, Dromedary wrote: Buy 100 packets of InstaMash. Pour said InstaMash into their hot tub.

30 cm of snow fell last night. I would have to wait until spring to fuck with their hot tub. I need something to do to them while it's cold and snowy weather. I have the week off, so I need something to do before I have to go back to studying.

At 2/21/11 04:12 PM, Kanon wrote: Destroy the wiring to their hottub causing it to not work, or just plain overheat. You find shit in your basement window break their car windows and wash their interiors with the bag of shit, any left over proceed to put a rock in bag, cut small holes at the top and throw in hottub, and let set. Find the thing responsible for shitting and hang it in a tree in their front yard or something obvious where they will see. Leave no evidence it wasn't you.

Anyone approve of this despite all the legal actions that could be taken into effect?

Yeah, maybe I'll just be very spiteful of them... Maybe flip him off behind his back. Maybe seduce his wife. Seducing her won't be hard at all.

At 2/21/11 04:08 PM, DjKaz wrote: Contact anon, im sure they will DDoS his website, oh wait..

I actually got into his internet once and could have fucked it up. I was trying to fix my wireless but was signed into theirs. user:admin; password: admin. Lol. I just signed out.

So my next door neighbour left his 2 cars out on the street after a snowstorm. Needless to say the plow could not clean out the part in front of my driveway. That took me an extra 20 minutes after 2 hours of cleaning this morning. This is the same neighbour that plies up his dog shit next to my house so that I can never open a basement window. Sometimes he and his wife have loud hot tub sex at night , and they constantly have late night parties. This makes it hard for my sick mother to get rest.

Should I fuck his shit up? If so, how?

Digitech RP500. The RP1000 is better but I was broke at the time. It has many effects and recording software.

At 2/20/11 11:31 AM, zalecot wrote:

At 2/19/11 08:00 PM, creativeusage wrote:

At 2/19/11 03:02 PM, zalecot wrote: the drama, art, and video production courses. Those taught me what i really needed to peruse the career I want.

Those are about as useful as a Bosnian spelling bee. The most useful are definitely English and Math.

Yes, but my english teachers never really taught me anything (My ability with literary analysis is a lot higher than most people just because I read so excessively).

My math teacher up to calculus never had to teach me anything, I would read it from the book and understand, then we would spend then next week explaining it to those who didn't the first time. (I'm autistic, math problems just slot themselves into place in my head, It's hard to explain but most of the time I just know the answers without much thought).

I say English and math because I've struggled with both. If I would have taken math more seriously in high school, I would not have struggled so much in university. English is not my first language, but I've constantly been doing better than my peers who were born in Canada. Sure you may not need to know Othello when you're older, but English is quite possibly the most important class- especially when you need to be able to write 24 page analytical papers. Math is still important, but less so if someone's major is in History or Drama. I do a lot of economics, and if I would have taken math more seriously in high school it would be much easier. Like you said, it depends on the career you want to pursue.

This guy obviously does not like the Hungarian knock-off version. I guess a whole lot of people don't like Negro candy.

At 2/19/11 08:06 PM, dontpanic01 wrote: I was watching oprah and she said that it doesn't help people with a deep throat. And since fox news says that 95% of the population has a deep throat, this product is a scam. It's nothing but false promises and unsatisfaction.

I've always found Negros to be quite satisfactory.

Call them out on it. If my friends are being assholes, I don't want to associate with them at that time. I would want them to call me out on my asshole ways too.

At 2/19/11 03:02 PM, zalecot wrote: the drama, art, and video production courses. Those taught me what i really needed to peruse the career I want.

Those are about as useful as a Bosnian spelling bee. The most useful are definitely English and Math.

At 2/19/11 07:50 PM, kazumazkan wrote: no i never tryed them before and thats fucking funny

It also says that these Negros need to be kept cool and dry. Makes sense.

At 2/19/11 07:30 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:

At 2/19/11 07:13 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Those candies stole my bike.

I may or may not have lol'd

Whuuuutt? How could a tiny black candy forcefully take ownership of someone's bike? And how is this funny? Explain!

Bash his fuckin' teeth in! Extreme! Synonym for Extreme!

At 2/19/11 07:06 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 2/19/11 07:02 PM, creativeusage wrote: They come in caramel form too. Taste even better. Seriously...

I don't know, sometimes they squirt in my mouth, and I don't like that.

I guess you're not a fan of Maynard's Juicy Squirts candy either?

At 2/19/11 07:24 PM, Chronamut wrote: actualyl a miami meet would be somethnig to consider in the wintertime - when all us canadians want to get away from the cold :)

Eff that shit. I say Detroit. Only a minute away from me and there will be a Robocop statue there soon. So it's decided- Detroit 2011!!! Woooohoooooo!

I bet this girl doesn't put out for a four-inch Fred. Sorry.

At 2/19/11 07:01 PM, FurryDemon wrote: What if we don't like taking negros?

They come in caramel form too. Taste even better. Seriously...

At 2/19/11 06:57 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: Those big black things that belong in that negro are sure to discongestion my throat.

Only if you take them deep. Also, don't swallow them.

At 2/19/11 06:54 PM, jord113 wrote: Thats not funny
I am from a black origin and i am half-cast, so i find that highly offensive
And i have a sore throat!

Offended by something which means 'black' in another culture? Pfft, the candies are black- nothing racist about it.

Have a Negro by Pionir!
These are some really good eucalyptus lozenges.
Get them from your nearest eastern European market.
Nothing like a Negro to clear your throat.
So newgrounds, have you ever tried a Negro before?

At 2/15/11 05:06 PM, Shade wrote: I live in hipster, emo and scene infested Toronto Ontario Canada.

Better than living in the cancer-ridden, highest unemployment having city of Windsor, Ontario. We're number 1!... in unemployment, in having the highest rates of babies being born without brains in Canada. Wooooooooohooooooo!

I forgot about the one in my groinal/crotchal region. I had a hernia operation when I was a child and the scar now looks like an indent in my pelvis. Thank God I'm hairy and my pubes cover it up.

A ticket line like at the deli.

This is relevant...
Good times...

I have one on my chin like Indiana Jones. Another imprint on cheek from when I was seven and proposed to a girl (I was so happy I fell into a rosebush). And one scar on my knee that looked like Jay Leno.

At 2/13/11 04:15 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I know it's all in silliness, but scientific studies have concluded that release of semen through sex or masturbation has medical as well as psychological benefits.

It relieves stress and is good for the heart. Afternoon delight ftw.

This summer I got drunk on a small boat on the Danube river. There was a storm, no life vests, and I can't swim. I went to take a piss off the side and fell in. Thank God I grabbed onto the side.

Recidivism: it's a real bitch. Did he convert to Islam, that might keep him out of trouble?

At 2/13/11 03:48 PM, Grade-Zero wrote: In my bed? Well first I'd have to kill her, then I'd cut open my bed and take out some of the stuff in it, and stuff her inside. Easy. Wait, what do you mean that's not what you meant? Well, I'll just be going, forget I said anything.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.