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Y'all remember that Scottish spokesman from a few years back. RRRRRRROOOOLLLLL up the RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM to win! Lol, he was arrested for child porn charges.

Won a coffee today, bitch.

Last 2. Both books I should have read in University but had to read on my own.

Leviathan
I shouldn't become a politician.

The Wealth of Nations
Economics has been perverted.

The Bridge on the Drina
Bosnian builds bridge on river

Nausea
Pretensions French douchebag does nothing

I always dream about my teeth falling out and of pus coming out of my gums. I hear that many people dream this. I also occasionally have a fucked up dream about a war. It comes from growing up in a war zone. PTSD I guess.

At 2/22/11 11:28 PM, Travis wrote:

At 2/22/11 11:07 PM, creativeusage wrote: Boom! One of the many tanks I took pictures with in 2008 at fortress Kalemegdan in Belgrade. NG tank?

You really shoulda NG posed on that thing and put a helmet on.

Not really the first thing that comes to mind when you're surrounded my military antiques in an old fortress. I did pose in a picture with a cannon as my dick because it was obligatory. Next summer I will do the NG pose and maybe bring a helmet.

Boom! One of the many tanks I took pictures with in 2008 at fortress Kalemegdan in Belgrade. NG tank?

Full Metal Jacket. I haven't seen it in years. Me love you long time, big boy.

At 2/22/11 04:18 PM, StarF68 wrote: Oh man, grade two was excellent. Every Friday was Free Waffle Friday.

I can't believe you missed Free Waffle Friday.

No foolsies? I guess I should kill myself now.

At 2/22/11 03:40 PM, Squidbit wrote: Cursive bro, you can't get through life without it.

/sarcasm

You mean those squiggly fuckin' lines? I guess I know why they are the bane of my existence.

What did I miss?

Is there something important that I was supposed to learn in grade 2 that I never learned?
Please tell me. Maybe this explains why I had such a hard time in school later on.

I wish I had the patience to read through a 5-page thread.

Granted, but then you develop a heroin addiction.

I wish that I could learn to speak Mandarin Chinese.

A guy's ass. If you're straight that is.

At 2/21/11 11:00 PM, Kanon wrote:

At 2/21/11 05:41 PM, creativeusage wrote:

STEP 1: Buy a megaphone.
STEP 2: Wait until they have hot tub sex again.
STEP 3: Speak in the megaphone as loudly as you can: hey neighbor, I'm sorry to interrupt your daily hot tub sex with the deformed ogre that is your wife, but my sick mother is trying to sleep here, so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'd have to buy a megaphone? Well fuck that!

A good Megaphone can cost anywhere between 25$ and &75 here in michigan.

I might just hop on over to Detroit this weekend. Might buy a microphone now. Thanks. The plan is coming together. Muahahahahaha.

At 2/21/11 09:03 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Wait for them to have sex again.
record it.
post on interwebs.
Profit. ??????

That profit really is questionable. Wife is okay looking, but I don't know if anyone wants to see them have sex. Then again, all the internet is composed of is ugly people fucking. I guess this is a good option; just have to wait until spring to do it.

America is the greatest nation of all time. It will last a thousand years. It has no problems.

i wish my pillow was more fuzzy

Granted, but your pillow is made of my pubes.

I wish I could make the best goulash.

I thought America was on the moon, and I wanted to live in America. I live in Canada, a minute from the border, so goal 99% achieved.

At 2/21/11 06:33 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: I see you're using a lot of sarcasm in your replies towards the people of NG, but why? You're asking us, a group of retards with computers, don't expect brilliant answers. The only way you're going to get sweet revenge is to either use money and not being such a pussy. Don't ask for revenge ideas if you're not down to do them.

All of them entail throwing shit or something at their house. I have not done that in about 14 years. I don't expect brilliant answers. I'm getting stuff I, an admitted retard, have already thought of: taping them having sex, smearing shit on their cars, breaking their windows, fucking with their hot tub, and so on. All I've done so far is blast horrible turbo folk music.

At 2/21/11 06:21 PM, kazumazkan wrote: nest time hit the dog with a shovel

and set your neighborers car on fire

It's a win-win scenario. I'll be in prison and have no neighbour to deal with, plus all the sodomy I want. Thanks, bud.

At 2/21/11 06:00 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: William Taft

Dollar Diplomacy and obesity. I could never forget him.

I wish it could be Bush Jr. Damn his lasting legacy!

STEP 1: Buy a megaphone.
STEP 2: Wait until they have hot tub sex again.
STEP 3: Speak in the megaphone as loudly as you can: hey neighbor, I'm sorry to interrupt your daily hot tub sex with the deformed ogre that is your wife, but my sick mother is trying to sleep here, so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'd have to buy a megaphone? Well fuck that!

At 2/21/11 05:29 PM, The777Demon wrote:

At 2/21/11 04:08 PM, 111122223188 wrote: get a dog and a girlfrioend don't just blame things on him out of jealousy

Yeah this right here! It's not his fault you don't own a dog. It's your fault for being to cheap to get one.

Well fuck me. I guess all I have to do to fix all of my problems is get another dog. I wish someone would have told me this a few years ago. Thank you so much.

Here is a syllogism to explain why. Test if it is valid.
Jews are awesome people.
There are many Jews in the United States.
The United States is/are awesome.

At 2/21/11 05:09 PM, SN0WC0NE17 wrote: Well, you could try tipi their house, although, with all the snow, that would be difficult. Another thing you could do is get all the dog shit and throw it at their house (with gloves of course).

Sometimes there is shit on their vinyl siding. How a dog shits on the side of their house I will never know. All that I know is that I then have to see the shit from my kitchen as I eat.

At 2/21/11 04:52 PM, Boss wrote:

At 2/21/11 04:18 PM, creativeusage wrote: Maybe seduce his wife. Seducing her won't be hard at all.

If this is true you should obviously do this. Fuck her and then leave some evidence somewhere that he will probably find. If you're lucky it will ruin their marriage and they will become unpopular and the parties will cease.

I'm just not sure if I have what it takes to seduce a married women. Besides having a dick and a killer racecar bed, what would it take for me to seduce her?

At 2/21/11 04:43 PM, Flak wrote: Have a civilized chat with the guy. He might not even be aware of all the problems he's causing you.

Tried once. The guy is a dick. I would not be trying to get back at him if he would have listened to us. The guy is short and confrontational. He has a maid to clean his house- the house is not a large house requiring a maid to clean it. These neighbours are just born assholes. I could kick his ass but I don't want to get in trouble. I want to make his life as hard as he makes ours. I have fallen to such low depths and require ideas. I use the word I a lot. I really do.

Aldrich Ames questions your argument...