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anyone remember Astros? What happened to them?

a robe and a black princess tiara (the tiara is black). I just took a shower so that explains the robe.

At 7/20/07 11:16 PM, Nintendo-Ninja wrote: And how did they come up with these statistics?

I believe they sent razor blades along with insults to every teen in the world asking them to send the package back. The ones that came back covered in blood were tallied as emo. Seems far-fetched, but Glamour is desperate for subscribers.

Yes I realize how lame this post is.

Same here, I've been diagnosed with OCD since grade 7. The little routines can really take over your life.

I went to get some blood work done last week and they told me that they also needed a urine sample . Being paranoid, I thought that there was a camera in the air exchange thing so I put the cup in my pants and accidentally pissed on my hand. Now that I look at that, I find myself thinking of how stupid I am since I'm and exhibitionist.

At 7/20/07 08:10 PM, Foggle wrote: Pussies. I laughed at the end of Old Yeller and feel that American History X is one of the funniest comedies of all time.

It's wrong, but I also thought Edward Norton getting raped in prison was funny.

I'm actually writing another Harry Potter book, I just need approval (probably won't get it.)
Harry Potter and the Bigot Peacock.

At 7/20/07 07:53 PM, milinko959 wrote: All this "pussies!" coming from a bunch of kids who grew up thinking Bambi was the saddest thing they've ever seen.

At least Bambi was realistic... you know... talking animals, not some kids fighting over whom would pounce Lance Bass first. Now I don't have anything against kids reading (god forbid they got off myspace for an hour to do something), it's just kind of sad to see kids crying over fictional characters while their real family rots in the grave. Now you can probably tell that I don't have a real opinion I just wanted to use Lance Bass in a post.

Flinstones chewables work just as well.

a book that has turned a generation of kids into readers has also turned them into sissies. I remember that my video teacher told our class that a helpline was set up to help kids after they read the last book.

in another universe because the whole time you are doing it, you're wondering how the hell you got there.

At 7/20/07 06:59 PM, shortfusetemper wrote: Omg How does the bed sustain his weight??????

the bed is actually more of his fat, its some of his bum fat and back fat.

morgue... unless it's common nowadays.

abstinence convention

At 7/20/07 06:36 PM, BrooklynBrett wrote:

At 7/20/07 06:34 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: HAWT!

caps

Hawt yes, but imagine trying to have buttsecks. Imagine trying to find the butt.... for secks.

I think that you can just squish some fat together and make a butt, there are plenty of butts
to be mad eon this guy... for secks.

you stay on newgrounds all day, play too much WoW, constantly eat cup ramen and before you know it blind hookers even won't touch you.

Is that a picture of him before he became a whale, or is that a picture of his last meal.

his thigh looks like a nutsack. I feel bad for him... and yet not really.

If you're asking If I have an asian fetish then the answer is yes.

I actually meant Epiphone SG. I got confused by the SG Special versions. In my opinion your best bet is an Epiphone or an Ibanez. The best advice I can give you is to stay away from those guitars sold at electronics stores like Bestbuy and Radioshack. They aren't even good enough for firewood.

I started off with a strat (squier) and it really is great to start off with. I now play mostly Ibanez guitars, and they can be cheap to. I recommend an Epiphone sp. They sound great, are cheap and you can put a sticker on the headstock and try to pass it off as a Gibson.

Alucard from HELLSING... but I guess he would be more beneficial when facing vampires. Actually I don't think he qualifies as a hero.