SHE HASS A PENISSS.

My best friend lives in a small urbanization that resides near a really bad neighborhood. On December 3, there was a robbery inside the urbanization. A lawyer who lived there was robbed out of his twenty-thousand dollars. Police came. Commotion started. ETC ETC. Ever since that day, my friend has been getting paranoid. He lived in the first floor of the walk ups. His door had a lock but, he had two window sliding doors that had no lock whatsoever, the reason why he was paranoid.

His father is a proud owner of a distinguished pub in a very populated tourist area in the island where I live. He usually arrives around 11 or 12 or even 1 AM. My friend called him around 9 PM to see how business was booming. His dad told him that he might pull an all nighter.

Later that night around 12 PM he called again to see how it was. No one answered, so my friend guessed he was in a rush with alot of customers. At this time, his door bell rang. He took some time getting over to the door and once he saw through the peeping hole in the door, no one was there.

He started to hear something coming from the balcony. That's where the unlocked sliding window is. He had curtains up, so he couldn't see the burglar from the other side. Desperatly, my friend grabbed his baseball bat. Went towards the window. Smashed the fuck out of it, senselessly.

Too bad his father was the one on the other side. He ended up having his window sliding door replaced by a new one ( with a lock. Should be a good thing. ) and a father with broken ribs.

I went over to his house today. And I lol'd when he told me the story.

Pokemon is straight out gay. Except for the original Game Boy game.

I get anxious almost every other night. It makes it hard for me to go to sleep. All I ever do is eat when ever I'm anxious.

I'm getting a pie.

I'd want a poop box.

I first played Phantasy Star Online on the DC.

<3 Dreamcast.

I've learned that our society are a bunch of dicks.

Future presidents, doctors and lawyers.

I really don't care. I just want my candy.

I have two songs to share with you people.

1) Temptation : Complete Track : One of my best work.

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2---1---2---2-------9---88888----2------
--6-9c---1-----0-------8-----9---0---8--
88---9---1---4---4-------c---b4b4b----4-
---------ba---4---4-4---874-2---5-----4-
-----884--4---4---448-448-874-a---727278 74-4488-874---a

2) Gentle War : Not finished : I want people to review this song especially to see what I can implemend to it to make it better. This song is not half done yet.

9---6-881---1---6-881---9-6-0---2---9---
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-----9---9---9---9---9---9---9---9---2--
-c--------------------------------------
----------a---88884-3-4-3-88884-3-----3-
4-----9-a-------------------------------
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Please review these.

At 11/10/07 04:19 PM, doody1 wrote: I had a hard decision the other day.

Pizza or noodles? Why did this happen to me?

Thats an easy one. Just place the noodles as a topping in the pizza!

It's more than one. It has to be about 40 of them if I'm not mistaken.

Okay. So. I have a long weekend. No school till wednesday. Yeah, it's all awesome BUT I was given a school 'mini' assignment to do. I gotta make a collage about stupid animals and clearly I just don't want to do that. So here it is, should I:

Do my homework and waste all the free time I have to hang out, play PS3, go to the movies, jerkoff to homestyle pr0n, visit newgrounds and just eat alot of pizza.

or

Should I just instead use my free time to hang out, play PS3, go to the movies, jerkoff to homestyle pr0n, visit newgrounds and eat alot of pizza.

Discuss.

It said you we're a moron, right?

Hello. Welcome back.

At 11/10/07 04:02 PM, fawnret wrote: the voice actors are probubly tired of saying the same lines every year or so.

Not really. Because they would just use the same lines that they used in the original games. No need for a repeated recording. Durrrr.

Buy a new pc. Duh.

Was it an Mbot who pmed you or M-bot? Make sure it wasn't Mbot.

Ever watch the movie called 'Idiocracy'? You'll love it.

At 11/10/07 03:49 PM, doody1 wrote: Sporange
Sporange is an educational children's television program.
It is also the spore sack of a mushroom. see below.

Thank you for this information.

Ummmm... mortgage?? :S

Buy COD4. Assassin's Creed can wait. Trust me.

At 11/10/07 09:36 AM, sheffgb wrote: You just wanted to advertise pizza hut, didnt you?

Darn. I was about to say that.

Oh really? I was told ( guy in school ) that it was coming for december. I never checked the real release date on it but I'm glad to hear it's already out in the shelves.

Guess I better start saving money for that one. I should have it by the end of the next week. From what I've seen in E3, this game is gonna roxxor.

COD4?

Cute. Indeed.

Pikachu untop of Jigglypuff!! So hawt.

At 11/10/07 09:16 AM, Machrtin wrote: DONT TELL NNEWAN ITS CRAP ITS TEH BEST GAME EVAR ALMOST BETTAR THEN BF2

ANY game is better than BF2. That game sucks major ass.

The reason why the big guy doesn't fight is because he absolutely knows nothing about martial arts. He used to be a proffesional football player. Nothing more. The producers say he used to do some 'grappling' but that is bullshit.